No Photo

Happy Mutant Profile

Jonathan Stampf

Police ordered to pull over people doing nothing wrong

December 19, 2007 4:37am

I think the simple reason we don't like this is the occasions where a citizen is detained for a reward, doesn't act grateful and respectful enough, and the cop decides to take a closer look for equipment violations on the car.

Shanghai adver-barge

December 18, 2007 8:23pm

What of the entire side of a building at the top right of the photo, about 10 times the surface area of the barge! That is cool. I wonder if it's animated. Please be animated.

Police ordered to pull over people doing nothing wrong

December 18, 2007 8:04pm

This makes crystal clear the opinion these cops hold of citizens; that they are in charge of us.
You'll never see anything like this is a state where the second amendment is still in effect: where the militia is still well regulated.

Man steals 123 parking meters

October 4, 2007 9:26pm

Little known fact: most municipalities collect NOTHING from coins insterted into parking meters. The private company that gets a contract to administer the meters keeps the nickels and dimes. The municipality is content to collect the revenue from the tickets issued for expired meters.
It's a sad society that would go bankrupt if everyone suddenly became absolutely law-obiding. (or is the bar set way too high in order to collect hidden taX?)

Voice-stress ice-cream dispenser increases portions for the miserable

September 11, 2007 7:15pm

Instead of an infinite loop you may experience a downward spiral if you're unhappy because you're overweight.
It might have been more appropriate to have a drink dispenser that makes weaker drinks the more you slur your words.

Fake sunroof for car

September 10, 2007 5:15pm

With my luck it would leak.

Woman visits own heart

September 4, 2007 6:14pm

She's just gazing at it. I'd grab it and toss it up in the air.
http://www.babygorilla.com/warehouse/anatomy/boyheart/boyheart.html

No friends yet.