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Archivists to Oregon: your laws aren't copyrighted, so there!
May 4, 2008 5:18am
Archivists to Oregon: your laws aren't copyrighted, so there!
May 4, 2008 5:14am
#22 Golpe:
"The wrong version" of the law and other government works is that which the state is allowed to extort money from you to see.
Archivists to Oregon: your laws aren't copyrighted, so there!
May 3, 2008 7:31am
"[W]hen the authors in question are legally obligated to perform their creative effort, the Patents and Copyright Clause does not authorize a copyright. This is exactly the situation that exists for the work product of public officials. As long as they are not acting ultra vires, they are performing public duties when collecting and assembling information. Even if some of their selection andbarrangement would seem to qualify under the Feist originality test, the creative component of their selection and arrangement does not stem from the economic incentive provided by the copyright law because it is legally mandated and therefore fails to qualify under Feist. Whenever a public duty is the cause of the expression, the incentive justification under the copyrights and patent laws is absent, and any construction of the Copyright Act to protect such official work product would be unconstitutional." Henry H. Perritt, Jr., J.D. (1995) "Sources of Rights to Access Public Information" 4 Wm. & Mary Bill Rts. J. 179 (emphasis added.)
Perritt details that U.S. states have tried to assert copyright over their government work product, but have failed in every instance.
Craiglist stoner thanks pizza guy for best pizza ever
April 7, 2008 8:38am
I love this thread so much.
Debating the feasibility of an in-flight liquid bomb
April 4, 2008 3:33pm
Debating the feasibility of an in-flight liquid bomb
April 4, 2008 10:03am
This would be nothing compared to 100 g granulated metallic potassium under oil inside a couple dozen condoms up the butt. Water is readily available on planes.
Flintstones-style pedal car gets its day in court
April 3, 2008 12:45pm
Contrary to what the cop said when he pulled them over, he would not be responsible if he, "let it go and it got into a wreck." Even if the car actually was unsafe, the cop is protected from civil and criminal prosecution as long as he is acting within his discretion. That the Montreal police let them go strongly suggests that an ordinary cop would not consider it an abuse of their discretion to deem it safe.
What did Da Vinci look like?
April 1, 2008 5:36pm
Of all the TED talks, I hope I don't get disemboweled for saying that this has to be the least interesting. I am tempted to say "because who cares" for a reason but that would be wrong because clearly the many comentors care. But still, this seems like the kind of vanity that can not possibly make any difference or actually matter in any way.
Oldest (nearly!) TV sign-off, featuring Henry Mancini
March 30, 2008 12:08am
Cory, the first external link from Wikipedia's "Sign-off" article has the "WCBS-TV Channel 2, New York City. NY, Sign-Off and Sign-On 1977" at the top of their page. It literally took 20 seconds to find.
Incredible Epcot concept painting
March 29, 2008 7:16pm
The couple in white suits look out of place to me.
Cartoon explains the difference between causality and covariation
March 29, 2008 1:54pm
covariation = correlation times the product of the populations' standard deviations
Breakneck pace of construction in Beijing
March 23, 2008 9:11am
When I was there in '05, they had traffic lights at every intersection as you'd expect, but none of them were working; they were all dark in all directions.
Perhaps they will plug them in this year.
Air safety proposal: shock-bracelets controlled by flight attendants
March 20, 2008 5:42pm
#4: conductive EEG electrode jelly to short a more conductive path between the contacts.
California asks for Real ID extension, but won't promise to comply
March 20, 2008 5:38pm
That will last just until someone is actually denied access to a federal courthouse.
Fun sticker: "Toilet cameras are for research"
March 20, 2008 3:51pm
It cites "U.S.C.A." which should be "U.S.C."
HOWTO Mod a Leatherman to add a punchdown tool
March 12, 2008 3:26am
The analog phone ringing signal is an 88 V 20Hz A.C. signal superimposed on 48 V nominal D.C. Who uses Type 110 other than for phones? I need it with Type 66 (won't happen.)
Heroic dolphin rescues stranded whales
March 12, 2008 3:22am
Cool. What makes them want to? ("humanity"?)
Map of choose your own adventure book
March 8, 2008 7:16am
Indeed, the hyperlinked web is one big CYOA.
Romanian manga -- manga meets Metal Hurlant meets Marvel
January 30, 2008 3:29pm
Objects embedded in Brooklyn's asphalt
January 27, 2008 11:15am
As though the future ruins of our civilization have traveled backward in time to the present day?
Wouldn't they be more futuristic looking?
Cleveland death ray of 1934
January 27, 2008 9:39am
That looks like a Farnsworth fusor to me. It can be a dangerous x-ray and neutron source.
Books that make you dumb: chart
January 26, 2008 2:26pm
Freakonomics is decent, but Krugman's weekly column is superior.
Who reads mentions Lolita post-2001? I guess people real close to their age of consent.
HOWTO Bake a gorgeous vegan herb bread
January 23, 2008 8:16am
LOL at how people with increased risk of ischemic heart disease, high blood pressure, stroke, type 2 diabetes, and prostate and colon cancer have to call out "eating disorder" at people who, unlike them, are able to control their craving for meat.
HOWTO Make a magic fireball (flaming oily rag) -- UPDATED
January 15, 2008 12:28am
The white-hot 1400 °C "main reaction zone" of a flame extends to its base. (graphic)
HOWTO Make a magic fireball (flaming oily rag) -- UPDATED
January 15, 2008 12:08am
This is a terrible hoax. The temperature of the flame at the base is easily hot enough to give you serious burns. But worse, the lighter fluid will certainly stick to your fingers and burn them.
This video was made with compositing, as you can, see, for example, as the flame shows no lateral perturbation as it is tossed from hand to hand. Or, at 2:00, where after squirting a stream of fluid which is all magically absorbed without excess drips, the presenter squirts his thumb.
Note the commenters have been burning themselves.
Why JK Rowling will lose her suit against The Harry Potter Lexicon
January 14, 2008 4:11pm
If passages are quoted at length, fair use does enter in to the equation. However, it's unlikely that anything less than several paragraphs will be seen as anything other than commentary. From what I've seen of the Lexicon, there's nothing even approaching a long paragraph quoted.
Woman who OD'd sues drug dealer
January 14, 2008 3:57pm
This is perfectly reasonable to me, and I think it happens quite a bit more often than people think. It's a straightforward tort, and it doesn't open the dealer or the user up to criminal liability because there is still no way to prove exactly what the substance was as is required for possession charges.
Army Seeks "Professional Celebrity Rock Music Band"
January 13, 2008 10:12am
#6 Takuan: Voluntary to get in, but getting out has been stop-lossed for years.
Christian Atheism at Speaker's Corner
January 12, 2008 9:28am
lol, people like to seem so certain about the things they admit they only know through "faith," i.e., making up stories about invisibul ppl.
Unknowing twins married
January 12, 2008 9:06am
Telling adoptees the names of their mom and dad is just good policy. What if they need a bone marrow transplant, or a kidney down the road? The option should at least be open.
Midwest airlines to passenger who was screwed over and shouted at: we did nothing wrong and owe you nothing
January 8, 2008 12:23am
Trains are more fun.
What ET might see looking at us
January 7, 2008 7:47pm
President Bush killed NASA's stellar-occluding coronagraph telescopes, the Terrestrial Planet Finder (TPF-C) and an even more capable interferometer (TPF-I). Both would be capable of finding Earth-like planets with oxygen and liquid water several dozen light-years away.
In 1999, those projects were being actively developed, but the most important project of the entire human race -- finding another place to live -- is not a priority for the Bush administration.
Now the only place those telescopes exist is in JPL's "Explorer Island" sim in Second Life. They are really amazing models, too. If you go inside the TPF-C, you can see the entire optics path including the occluding and sidelobe dots inside the optics box.
The Practical Value of Impractical Design
January 2, 2008 1:05pm
It's always good to try to get out of the rut. You can see this in the progression of the steam engine, when some of the largest advances were made by people who weren't very familiar with the state of the art at the time.
Video of rotating boat wheel
January 2, 2008 1:02pm
What are the big flaring swishy concrete things? Counterweights to minimize weight imbalances?
Personally I think they must be a joke by the designer, because the thing turns so slow.
LifeHammer Vehicle Escape Tool
January 2, 2008 1:00pm
If you want to "equalize the pressure" and open the door, just crack the window, well, preferably a different window. ~~~~
Topless woman in park used as bait in police arrest
January 2, 2008 12:58pm
She wasn't working for the police. The police were "conducting surveillance" for a while before the man arrived.
Wiki-inspired "transparent" search-engine
January 2, 2008 5:50am
Every few years there's a new search engine, but what really matters is coverage. Even if it starts out indexing half the pages Google does, that means it's going to have on average half the hits, which is a huge difference in the queries returning just a few hits.
Knot science
December 31, 2007 1:52pm
Not exactly, Registrado. LQG says that spin networks have equivalence classes under diffeomorphisms on a 3-manifold that are isomorphic to knots, but all that means is that fermions aren't allowed to occupy the same place and state, per the usual Pauli exclusion principle, and when you view interactions from a different frame of reference, it has the same connectivity.
I loved knot theory as an undergrad, but I'm glad I didn't go into it, like, it would be less valuable than a history degree.
UK declares War on Terror over
December 31, 2007 1:42pm
Our side has killed 1.2 million to their 4,000 or so, so we clearly won.
Blackwater wishes you a very mercenary Christmas
December 29, 2007 12:59am
I feel sorry for so-called Christians who tie themselves in knots to repress the simple meaning of "Thou shalt not kill."
Teenager in CA arrested for aiming his laser pointer at a jetliner, commuter bus, and a police helicopter
December 27, 2007 5:27pm
It's odd how Cal. Penal Code 247.5 goes to great lengths to define a laser, but ends the definition with, "and when discharged exceeds one milliwatt continuous wave."
Clearly pulsed lasers, which by their nature can do more damage (if they make it into a retina, which is less likely) are not covered by this law.
Martha Stewart's prison-made Nativity creche
December 27, 2007 5:17pm
Such awesomeness! I would have loved to be that guard. I would have strung her long, "well, seein' as you're an expert ceramicist an' all, well, you can do the baby Jesus, Mary, two wise men, a donkey an' a camel, but that's it."
Netgear's tiny Network Attached Storage RAID -- just right for a home entertainment/data server?
December 27, 2007 2:17am
The "typical" transfer rate of 802.11g is 19 Mbps. Since the max DVD read (1x) is only 1.4 Mbps, you shouldn't need another network, even with multiple TVs. ~~~~
ApplyYourself: in order to send a letter of reference to a university admissions committee, you have to sign our crazy EULA
December 27, 2007 2:13am
The right way to go about this is to mail-merge off a letter to the presidents of the top-several university's by enrollment explaining asking that they boycott the system until the offending terms are removed. The most important part is to put a cc of each letter in the mail to ApplyYourself's president.
The problem with the "by reading this mail..." sig, as clever as it is, doesn't leave the reader with the opportunity to un-read. Since you had the opportunity to refrain from clicking "I agree" on the site, there's a big difference.
NY police train citizens to be bad samaritans
December 13, 2007 10:41pm
Tom: Did you miss the part about "Over half the people arrested had no previous criminal record whatsoever"? Abandoned is abandoned. The law is that if you find a purse or wallet, you have 10 days to return it.
It makes me sad to see apologism for what the D.A. clearly considered misconduct, but only after NY1 reported the story.
Teacher mistakes Guns N Roses PA karaoke for death-threat, calls in the heat
December 13, 2007 10:29pm
"three teenagers (including the school custodian)"
The custodian is a teen too?
Second Life CTO Cory Ondrejka leaves the company
December 13, 2007 10:28pm
Nato: You can actually make pretty good backups with libsecondlife. Except for animations, which can't be downloaded once they are uploaded, you can copy any link set of prims, textures, sounds, scripts, notecards, clothing, and landmarks that you have full perms to. Prim inventories are a little tricky, but again, you can copy everything but animations.
Peanuts banana-milk popcorn in Tokyo
December 13, 2007 10:24pm
That sounds pretty good to me, really. Don't tell us that you didn't taste it, Cory?
Time hackers build cesium clocks, live longer than the rest of us
December 13, 2007 10:22pm
Someone tell me why we have leapseconds, which are a pain in the butt because they occur so often and won't be noticed by customers if their software forgets a few. Why not leap minutes 1/60th as often?
McDonald's fines UK drive-thru eaters £125 for staying more than 45 min
December 13, 2007 1:29am
Simon: The amount is carefully calculated to be less than any stint though court.
Steve Jobs (and not Woz) to come to Epcot's Spaceship Earth
December 2, 2007 1:34am
The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.
Also charisma.
Film review: 2 Girls One Cup
November 28, 2007 9:11pm
Albums reissued on reel-to-reel tape
November 28, 2007 5:12pm
At 15 inches per second, if the dynamic range was actually better than red book (CDs) then they would say all over their site.
Albums reissued on reel-to-reel tape
November 28, 2007 4:10pm
1/4 inch reel-to-reel has better SNR than red book audio?
Albums reissued on reel-to-reel tape
November 28, 2007 3:38pm
What are the odd of an average adult having the hearing acuity necessary to notice any appreciable difference in quality?
Zero. All the difference is up above 22,050 Hz, and hardly any children can hear that high.
Giant Atari Joystick / 8-bit Therapy
November 28, 2007 6:12am
omg, I would pay good money for a nice long CD full of Xeni's "therapy" voice. omg omg
ASCII Art's grandfather: Paul Smith
November 25, 2007 12:10pm
My amusement at the RTTY pr0n is surpassed only by my disgust that it was probably, er, used as such, and that only by my pity for those who did.
Mayor resigns, reveals false identity he created to escape "satanists"
November 24, 2007 4:39pm
If you look at the "Guest Book" section of his web site, you see he has been answering posts as Don LaRose for a long time.
Land grab case in Boulder incites anger and protests
November 21, 2007 4:23pm
Reading the order, I am relieved to see that it is a total crock. Thankfully this can be reversed on appeal because the judge made some mistakes far above questions of fact that depend solely on his opinion of the witnesses' credibility, which can not usually be reversed on appeal.
But see for example, paragraph 4 on page 1 of the order in contrast to footnote 1 on page 9. There is no indication that the defendants' claim to have cut weeds, raked, and performed fire abatement on the property is in question at all. That is clearly "use" and not "mere casual entry" and so the use was not exclusive.
Top ten most viewed pages on Wikipedia and Conservapedia
November 21, 2007 3:45pm
Throwing light on hate-mongering is only seen as an attempt to silence it because the bigots know in their heart that they are wrong.
Land grab case in Boulder incites anger and protests
November 21, 2007 3:41pm
To prove adverse possession in Colorado, the one claiming it must clearly show, not only that his possession was actual, adverse, hostile, and under claim of right, but that it has also been exclusive and uninterrupted for the statutory period. Segelke v. Atkins, 144 Colo. 558, 357 P.2d 636 (1960); Hayden v. Morrison, 152 Colo. 435, 382 P.2d 1003 (1963); Sanchez v. Taylor, 377 F.2d 733 (10th Cir. 1967); Dzuris v. Kucharik, 164 Colo. 278, 434 P.2d 414 (1967); Raftopoulos v. Monger, 656 P.2d 1308 (Colo. 1983); Matter of Estate of Qualteri, 757 P.2d 1093 (Colo. App. 1988); Schutten v. Beck, 757 P.2d 1139 (Colo. App. 1988); Smith v. Hayden, 772 P.2d 47 (Colo. 1989); Bd. of County Comm'rs v. Ritchey, 888 P.2d 298 (Colo. App. 1994); Goodwin v. Thieman, 74 P.3d 526 (Colo. App. 2003); Schuler v. Oldervik, 143 P.3d 1197 (Colo. App. 2006).
Mere occupancy is not sufficient to put any of the true owners on notice that the adverse claimant claimed the land, and the burden of proof, as to open, notorious, and hostile claim, is upon the adverse claimant when it claims title by adverse possession without color of title, and every reasonable presumption is made in favor of the true owner as against adverse possession. Lovejoy v. Sch. Dist. No. 46, 129 Colo. 306, 269 P.2d 1067 (1954).
How exactly was the possession exclusive or notorious?
Top ten most viewed pages on Wikipedia and Conservapedia
November 21, 2007 2:42pm
Also note that the Wikipedia counts are per month, but the Conservapedia stats are totals since inception.
Pakistan: first-hand account of police attack on journalists/bloggers
November 21, 2007 2:08pm
Believe me, the link is worth clicking on this one. What an amazing story!
First Firefox 3 Beta ready for download
November 20, 2007 3:53am
I love it, but I probably won't upgrade until some reasonable subset of what I consider to be these essential extensions are supported:
Adblock Plus
CustomizeGoogle
gTranslate
IE Tab
For what it's worth, I usually also install:
CookieCuller
Fasterfox
User Agent Switcher
What came before the Big Bang? Science radio show from Canada
November 11, 2007 6:24am
Correction: Smolin admits, at the link above, that individual instantiations of free parameters in various kinds of string theories are sometimes testable, while maintaining that "string theory" as a whole is not falsifiable (because, for example, it encompasses an infinite number of specific theories, some of which are not testable; much like "logic" is an untestable-as-a-whole collection of different systems of reasoning).
What came before the Big Bang? Science radio show from Canada
November 11, 2007 6:14am
@ZDepthCharge:
"I emphasize that string theory is among the ideas I believe are worth still exploring." -- Lee Smolin, http://www.thetroublewithphysics.com/Response%20to%20Polchinski.html
(in which he also admits that it is possibly falsifiable.)
Amy Crehore's "Deja Vu Waltz"
November 10, 2007 12:22am
Woah! I thought disemvoweling was for personal attacks and profanity. Was ordinary criticism and dissatisfaction disemvoweled above? Where are the guidelines for this?
Horological Machine No. 2: pure watchporn
November 7, 2007 3:05am
Pinky severed? Must be time for lunch!
Donovan to open meditation-based college
October 30, 2007 4:33pm
@jimh: The same sort of thing happens on Wikipedia, where people accuse dry facts of being biased ("POV") because they don't like them. Lots of eyes helps.
The Sex Pistols and Ron Paul The Tonight Show
October 30, 2007 4:22pm
@FreedomJoyAdventure: If he isn't the racist who wrote that crap, then he delegated to someone who was and failed to supervise him.
Which is worse, as far as qualifications for the presidency?
The Sex Pistols and Ron Paul The Tonight Show
October 30, 2007 1:24pm
Don't forget these gems:
"Black males age 13 are as big, strong, tough, scary and culpable as any adult.... Actual and potential terrorists ... identified by the color of their skin are destroying America... 'Complex embezzling' is a 100 percent white and Asian crime...." -- Ron Paul Survival Report, 1992
The Sex Pistols and Ron Paul The Tonight Show
October 30, 2007 12:57pm
Paul's "We the People Act" shows just how much of a libertarian he is. It would allow state and local governments to outlaw abortion, sex acts, and would let them use tax dollars for displays of religious text and images. It would prevent the federal courts from spending any money to enforce their judgments.
Paul is a damed authoritarian. There's a lot good about him, but he wants very different things than what his ill-informed supporters say.
That said, I am registering Republican and voting for him in the primaries. I'll do anything I can to motivate him to run as a third-party spoiler.
Why Comcast's BitTorrent-fux0r is bad for quality of service
October 22, 2007 4:54pm
Eh, best to get it over with and make steganographic protocols indistinguishable from streaming video.
HOWTO wash your hands and beat the flu
October 16, 2007 5:17pm
Shopping cart handles are the number one source of common infection contigation.
All the Beatles' UK albums sped up 800% into a 1 hour MP3
October 9, 2007 10:30pm
phasor3000, yes, almost. I guess that Lexicon, etc. don't use a sinc-shaped window, or don't propagate transient phases using spectral bin peak detection. That would not be surprising because efficient phase vocoders didn't even exist before the late '90s, and the typical attempt at it uses Hamming-shaped windows, or some half-assed attempt at phase propagation that screws up on sharp attacks.
I shouldn't say no artifacts, because any window-based STFT method loses high frequency detail if the windows are too long. But for professional audio applications you would typically use windows that only smear frequencies above adult hearing range or the resolution of the underlying audio format, whichever is lower. Maybe kids can hear the blurring at 15,000 Hz, but I doubt it.
All the Beatles' UK albums sped up 800% into a 1 hour MP3
October 9, 2007 8:38pm
Flying Squid:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phase_vocoder
I wrote the first one of those that was efficient *and* introduced no sound artifacts, posted it to usenet as public domain, and now it's in three dozen audio programs, maybe more.
I wish I had known about CC-BY back then.
Physics report-card for science fiction movies
March 14, 2008 12:38pm
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#22 Golpe: (cont'd)
Why is putting it on the government agency's web site not far more than enough control over versioning?