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jphilby

Bio: born. sweet delight. studied religion. studied science. popped cork. children. shock. awe. endless night.

Death of the D.C. Madam

May 5, 2008 12:45pm

It'll be great when the day comes that we can grow up around this subject.

Truly ironic that the leaders of the "morally wrong" crowd condemning the world's oldest profession are continually, decade after decade, regular customers.

Probably this ongoing tragedy is maintained largely by the giggly, adolescent, gossip-rag mentality it seems to inspire in us. What up with that?

New book: The Illustrated Guide to Home Chemistry Experiments

April 30, 2008 7:44pm

@ Airshowfan:

Aight! When I'm about to be reborn, I'm going to hunt you down!

So many parents are so worried about their kids being "safe", there's no life in their lives ... and no education either.

Yeah, it was sad when Jim's rocket came back down and his mouse was dead - and we all learned something very important about technology that day.

Democratic technocultures and ignorants don't mix. Bravo to the author.

Death of the sitcom frees up 2,000 Wikipedias worth of cognitive capacity

April 27, 2008 12:16pm

Watch out once Wikipedia is done (except for the talk pages). I've had a close eye on the music scene for the past ten years, and it's my firm conviction that there are now more bands than there are cars. Here comes the 10,000 Salieris!

Untitled 1

April 25, 2008 1:09pm

Form is emptiness.
Emptiness is form.

Best Web Zen ever!

MSN Music customers lose *all* their music the next time they buy a new PC

April 23, 2008 12:52pm

I can't help but think of one of those little finger-noose traps.

Strange, screwing the only people who actually trusted them in the first place. It's like they *want* to implode.

Against Ben Stein's wishes, lizards rapidly evolve after introduction to island

April 23, 2008 12:31pm

Human intelligence hasn't evolved in 25,000 years either. That's why we're all squatting in our furs scratching these messages in the sand.

Nothing ever changes unless some powerful wizard waves a big stick.

Straight from the CCCP: the Robotron 1715

April 22, 2008 12:48pm

Things weren't much better here, actually. Doesn't look all that different from early IBM PC's, really. As for the green screen, they were still widely in use in college labs across the US at the time.

Google "1983 personal computer" and see the beauty.

The US University I attended in those times (10,000 students) gave me 25K of disk storage - on their mainframe - for my thesis. Grudgingly upgraded to 50K. They had no decent printer (apart from golfball teletypes) to print it on. (There was a Diablo 6xx golfball with broken linespacing in a 3rd floor hallway.) Pioneering times, those.

Drug dealer vintage tax stamp

April 17, 2008 3:23pm

Ran across this in a favorite hi-cred reference a while back:

"To this day, Coca-Cola uses as an ingredient a non-narcotic coca leaf extract prepared at a Stepan Company plant in Maywood, New Jersey. In the United States, Stepan Company is the only manufacturing plant authorized by the Federal Government to import and process the coca plant."

Perfect length for a pop song: 2:42

April 17, 2008 2:46pm

Shirelles "Baby It's You" - Beatles "Good Morning" - The Platters "Only You" - Beatles "Michelle" - Smokey Robinson "I Second That Emotion" - Left Banke "Walk Away Renee" - Del Vikings "Come Go With Me" - all 2:42

Too bad for The Byrds that "8 Miles High" was 3:35 !!!

New York Sun column: "Why I Let My 9-Year-Old Ride the Subway Alone"

April 12, 2008 5:48pm

Back around the turn of the century, there was something like 100,000 homeless kids running around New York.

Good thing? No. Did some suffer? No doubt. But I'm guessing that 99.9% survived without ever being tied up in a basement.

Kids are SMART. If given a chance. Will you be there to protect them when they're 19? 25? 32? Please, let them get started. My father jumped a train (1920s) and ran away from home when he was 15. Kids used to do that. After a couple months he got back safely. And reminisced about it his whole life. Real life is *memorable*.

Laika the space dog gets a statue

April 12, 2008 5:26pm

Oh please. Ya wanna tear up? See the Oscar-nominated film Katyn.

PROPORTIONAL RESPONSE! Laika got a stamp, several times over.

USDA reports 406,000 pounds of "cattle heads containing prohibited materials recalled"

April 10, 2008 6:31pm

"I would be SO ANGRY if I got home from a long days work, sat down to a freshly baked cow head"


Man! I'm sure glad I didn't marry Cow Pie Patty after all!

Poltergeists and quantum mechanics

April 2, 2008 3:54pm

Hmmmm. And here I thought the distinct shortage of poltergeists in my experience was due to the fact that there aren't any.

It will be interesting to learn what parts of these scientists experiments are repeatable. Apart from the close scrutiny of adolescent girls.

Living a false delusion

April 2, 2008 1:38pm

Ladies and gentlemen, I suggest for your consideration, the Gordian Knot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordian_Knot

I'll also drag in Zeno's paradox, from which we may conclude: if we let someone frame the argument, then we who thrash therein are willing victims.

Which applies to our current political dilemma. Any fine tool can also be used as a weapon by the village idiot.

Military Report: Secretly 'Recruit or Hire Bloggers'

March 31, 2008 2:32pm

I can hardly wait for the discussion when some general slaps a shell-shocked blogger with his glove.

Today is Run Some Old Web Browsers Day!

March 31, 2008 2:25pm

Hmmm! Let's try .LT.HYPE.GT. tag.

Today is Run Some Old Web Browsers Day!

March 31, 2008 2:21pm

Fun!

The tag in Trivia#3 is invisible!

Universe's most powerful blast ever seen witnessed this week

March 21, 2008 2:03pm

Damn!

Well, Jane, it just goes to show you, it's always something.

Scotland Yard wants DNA samples from 5-year-olds in case they grow up to be criminals; Oyster card records to become part of "war on terror"

March 17, 2008 4:09pm

Well, now. Branding will lead to self-fulfilling prophecy, tending to turn the 5-year-olds into future (non-political leader) terrorists; thus helping to insure a generous supply of terrorists for the future.

'Cuz when you're spending a half-trillion a year on defense, you need a constant supply of enemies to keep the ball rolling.

"Yes, Prime Minister!"

Sicily's Mafia-free department store

March 10, 2008 8:40pm

Pretty soon, you've got a population of shop owners who pay the pizzo so nobody knows they pay the pizzo.

Vatican comes up with a new list of Seven Sins

March 10, 2008 8:20pm

Here we go again, from the "do as I say not as I do" church.

* "'Morally dubious' experiments" such as ignoring pederasty, wiping out entire competing religious sects, destroying artifacts and history of competitors...

* "Drug abuse ... Polluting the environment ... Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor" -- such as claims about guardian angels, eternal damnation, et al that cause people to accept oppressive living conditions and fear authority in return for reward in an imaginary afterlife - for millenia.

* "Excessive wealth" - see: St. Francis; how many crowns *does* a Pope need?

* "Creating poverty" -- see: South America

200 free copies of my next novel, Little Brother, for high-school newspaper reviewers

March 10, 2008 8:08pm

Oops (sure wish there was some way to edit posted posts): that was supposed to be "sure -glad- there's someone.

I hate it when one skipped word flips the compliment.

200 free copies of my next novel, Little Brother, for high-school newspaper reviewers

March 10, 2008 8:05pm

"DON’T TRUST ANYONE OVER 25"

Man, I'm so far past 30 I don't know if I trust myself to laugh at that one.

Seriously, I wish I could write a story on that subject ... and since I can't, I'm sure there's someone who can that'll do it right.

I'll be buying the paperback - and passing it along.

Cal State University fires Quaker for inserting "nonviolently" into loyalty oath

March 3, 2008 3:12pm

"There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part."

Welcome to the future; we're glad you made it.

Microsoft Research's MySong automatically chooses chords to play with vocals

March 3, 2008 12:11pm

Not to put down MySong (got nice scores against hand-written harmony), but:

The algorithms to do this have been around a looooooong time. There were BASIC algorithms in the mid-1960s, floating around college campuses, that could do a *very* nice job of harmonizing user-entered melodies using Bach's rules. {There were no VDT's; the scores were printed.)

So, while it's no doubt spiffy, technically this isn't quite the "research coup" it's presented as. Better than "Band-in-a-Box" is no coup either. OK, enough poo-pooing.

FAA investigates whether passenger flight crew fell asleep

February 20, 2008 2:42pm

This is *Hawaii*. I'm going with the mile-high club explanation.

Truth about teleportation

February 16, 2008 5:00pm

"it might be convenient to add little bit of chemical stuff in your brain when you are on your way to the moon just to make you a little less rebellious."

It's the likelihood of hijinks like this that make it necessary for ECCO to limit juvenile civilizations' understanding of galaxy-class physics.

U.S. will try to shoot down spy satellite gone bad

February 15, 2008 2:19pm

Let's assume that this vehicle wasn't actually launched as a target and actually cost $1billion.

A $billion, roughly, equals the entire lifetime income of 1000 average Americans.

Forty years of space sophistication, and the best we can do for this errant sat is to smash it? As we learned over and over throughout the 20th century: so much easier to destroy than to create.

Where's the remote-controlled towing vehicle? This OUGHT to be seen as a pathetic, inadequate, and embarrassing response.

When will mature leadership finally arrive in cowboy-land?

Starbucks at Guantanamo Bay?

February 13, 2008 3:18pm

Moral of story: pretend you're buddies with someone so that you can get enough on them to hang them?

Wow. Frat ethics. (Sorry Fratters, what I *really* meant was ...)

Kevin Kelly: The Bottom is Not Enough

February 13, 2008 3:15pm

The question is so broad that it's metaphysical.

"To get to the best we need some top down intelligence, too." Is really, really bad leadership worse than anarchy? Did the universe need a Designer? Does Dilbert answer this question?

There are no problems, only solutions.

Scans from 1962 book that tries to predict life in 1975

February 12, 2008 4:56pm

We're never going to get to the future until the dinosaurs are done dying.

Roland FR-2 V-Accordion

February 12, 2008 4:54pm

"you don't need to actually push air to make this squeezebox squawk"

One of the reasons you may have thought it was dying is that this very expressive instrument is often played by people who never learned what bellows are for ... playing on the cheapest set of reeds they could buy.

RIP Steve Gerber, 1947-2008

February 12, 2008 4:49pm

Fantastic movie. Naysayers, if you can't take the heat, geeeeeeeet outta the kitchen!

Victrola Favorites book and CD

February 12, 2008 4:48pm

Large collections of cylinder-type recordings can still be had for next-to-nothing. Probably, apart from condition, because most of what's on them is awfully cornball by today's standard. (Most of the US was rural at the time.)

Playing them might be a little more difficult. While they were made to be played without electricity, a simple tonearm with the proper needle can easily track them. After the dust and droppings are cleared out of the grooves.

Anonymous vs. Scientology protest in LA today

February 11, 2008 1:49pm

"Adult Humans are motivated by four things: Money, Power, Fame and Sex."

Has the definition of "adult" really gotten that grim? Or is that just a recording of Rust Limberger's testicles descending?

EFF sues DHS over electronics searches

February 8, 2008 3:20pm

Canada/US border-crossings have always (ok, in my lifetime) been potentially 'intrusive'. Long before computers, trunks had to be opened (on request) to allow searches for contraband (or stuff that required paying duty). No warrant required.

Customs people (my observations, I've known a couple) in the past tended to use their experience and intuition to decide how much scrutiny was called for. No doubt they always had an (invisible) set of guidelines. Generally, the less stuff you brought and the shorter your stay, the less trouble getting through. But then, in the past they didn't have to worry much about people transporting trunkloads of chemicals.

Bravo to EFF for seeking some transparency in these practices which can lead to (apparent) excesses at the border. I don't doubt that border-folk hear many scary stories that are unlikely to unfold at their outposts. The propagation of FUD isn't limited to "civilians".

What do old people look like?

February 8, 2008 3:07pm

Wow, nice superficial question. Howsa 'bout "what brands of clothes do old people wear?"

I wonder if any of the "representatives" of the nursing-home were normal, healthy, active, intelligent, sparkling old-timers that gave great story?

(Don't ask how I feel about links that require you to log in.)

Unboxing an Apple IIc

February 5, 2008 6:49pm

You'll need this PEEKs, POKEs, and CALLs List to go with that.

http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/USA2WUG/FOUNDING.MEMBERS/HOME.PAGES/EDHEL/texts/pokes.html

Poke 82,128 Cassette program will automatically RUN when loaded
POKE 44505,234:POKE 44506,234 Reveals DELETEd files in your CATALOG
Poke 43364,255 Allows you to save a binary file 65535 bytes long

*sigh* I'm jealous

Perpetual motion contraption stumps MIT professor

February 5, 2008 6:16pm

JUST the kind of utter gullibility I'd expect from an Electromagentic Lab. Big purple SHAME on MIT.

Blind man's hallucinations

February 4, 2008 3:30pm

"Hallucination" seems like an unnecessarily pejorative word for this experience ... which may very well involve the same visualizing faculties involved in dreaming ... or, for that matter, in visualizing the "real" outside world (all of which our brains create from sense data!)

Since there's no danger involved (apart from possible superstitious abreactions), why not enjoy such experiences rather than get all uptight about them?

Antique anti-masturbation device

January 31, 2008 12:54pm

Fur lining optional??

The TSA has a blog

January 31, 2008 12:50pm

@license farm: Right on.

Everbody came gunnin for Billy the Kid.

The tree breaks, the reed bends.

U2 manager blames silicon valley's "hippy values" for making him less rich

January 30, 2008 2:45pm

Too bad Mr. McGuinness never got even a short course in "hippie values".

The fact that U2 is managed by someone with his head so far up the Lindbaugh School of Distortion says everything needed about the "music industry".

I'll go even farther: such demonizations are at the root of the corruption and outright usury that are making the US into a third-world nation.

Defining a perfect blogging tool

January 28, 2008 2:16pm

Standards appeal to the logical mind... at first. But in the real world, standardization is so difficult and so fraught with politics and complexity that it is rarely economical.

It's seldom about the end-user anyway.

Ford started with "standardized parts", but over the decades most auto manufacturers found that wasn't the ideal way to maximize profits. Eventually they made cars so complex that very few end-users could repair them.

Standards are most valuable when an industry is just starting up. It's almost an accident that MIDI (which lets musical instruments talk) emerged when it did. People complain about how it hasn't been updated -- but the odds that it could even be created were quite low. Someone had to work very hard selling the idea to get competing manufacturers to agree.

I remember when HTML was a standard. Then Netscape and Microsoft worked hard to "fix" that.

Sorry Matt, but ... it was just a wonderful dream.


What's the terminal velocity of a Balrog?

January 27, 2008 2:36pm

Depends on whether you throw it tied to a roc?

NYC trying to fast-track legislation to police ownership of air-quality detectors and Geiger counters

January 26, 2008 12:06pm

Back in Cold War days, most cities had dozens of "bomb shelters" (YMMV) equipped with "food" -- like crackers -- and a nice yellow *radiation detector* with a supply of batteries. Presumably so that you could open the door and see if it was safe out there.

After the threat of nuclear war ended (*mmmph mmmph*), many of these expensive detectors (your tax dollars at work maintaining the illusion of rationality) were "recycled" by sending them to schools for science classes.

By the mid-1980s, one had to look very hard indeed to find a radiation detector. Possibly because it had been discovered that the main threat was not from bombs after all ... and mere citizens were threateninig to use them to gather intelligence on SNAFUs (your tax dollars at work, etc.)

Grandmother arrested at McDonald's drive-thru for not pulling car forward

January 25, 2008 12:43am

Hey! I remember that little old lady! She used to drag the main strip in Pasadena in her super-stock 426 Dodge!

Boing Boing turns eight!

January 22, 2008 2:36pm

Thanks for brightening my day for however many years I've been tune in.

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Science fiction: a literature of ideas

January 22, 2008 2:08pm

P.S. I know what the dictionary says, I'm just saying. Cuz the "e" is silent ... until there's an "an" after it?

Good old English ... a puzzle a day. For life.

Science fiction: a literature of ideas

January 22, 2008 2:06pm

Lockean. Shouldn't that be Lockeian?

Quicktime DRM + After Effects = misery for filmmakers

January 22, 2008 2:04pm

Apple: "We don't have problems. We just have problem customers."

Dublin city council cancels free citywide WiFi: "Illegal under Euro law"

January 11, 2008 4:46pm

@MLENNOX: If it helps any, most of our broadband offerings in the US are in the stone age as well.

TSA searches, detains 5 year old because his name was on no-fly list

January 10, 2008 1:55pm

A fine example of making a mockery, but IMHO not *quite* up to the standard set with the death-tasering of the hapless immigrant in Vancouver. Now *that* was mockery.

I'm sure Seattle can try *harder* at mockery and get back on top. Maybe fish-slapping the 5-year-old next time. Don't you think? And perhaps the mother doing 5 laps of the airport shrieking "I'm sorry" the whole time.

Songs making fun of land grab case in Boulder, Colorado

January 10, 2008 1:46pm

* prompts landowners to discourage trespassing
* rewards people who use their land
* doing something to maintain the property

Well now, isn't that a prim, I daresay even tidy little list of prescriptions. Why, it's almost Victorian. I swell with civic pride at such an efficient demonstration of proper comportment. Bully, I say, bully.

Physics of Information: great panel discussion

January 10, 2008 1:32pm

Oh, if only I could once again live in a place with access to CBC broadcasting. Unlike the Beeb (high drone factor), the CBC was often lively and engaging. A fine example of the far-too-excessive evils of government ventures that could be better handled by the private sector (*snicker*).

Trivia question: what was the name of the show with the theme song that included the sound of someone typing?

Sky belt-trains of tomorrow, 1932

January 10, 2008 1:21pm

Wow. How happy it must have be to live in a time when the future has no hitches. Let ME have a hit off of that!

(Actually, as a former hitchhiker, I kind of miss hitches.)


Our universe as virtual reality

January 8, 2008 4:27pm

Farmer's "Riverworld" series, starting in 1971, sure sounds like a sim (probably predating the term, but c'mon punk prove me wrong).

"The story of Riverworld begins when almost the whole of humanity, from the time of the first homo sapiens through to the early 21st century, is simultaneously resurrected along the banks of the river."

Well worth reading just for all the different ways Richard Burton uses trying to "get out".

@Newslet: Thanks for the historiography update. I'm still a little fuzzy on "before WW2". I remember reading about the Hoyle model at some point, but am blanking on the early history of Big Bang (prior to Penzias/Wilson).

End of skeptic James Randi's million dollar challenge

January 8, 2008 2:45pm

Up until just 200 years ago, meteors falling from the sky were considered to be just a superstition.

Of course, that's not one of things you learn about astronomy in school. Before they were accepted, the idea was ridiculed. After acceptance: don't talk about it. Harrumph.

http://www.forteantimes.com/features/articles/504/cosmic_debris.html

Of course there are charlatans and pretenders and true believers. But it behooves me (a physical science major) to remember that it's a good thing that there are many unexplained phenomena, else nobody'd have a shot at getting their name immortalized. Had Randi (like Seti) actually *uncovered* something, it would have been well worth $2 mil.

What's the most important artist's right?

January 7, 2008 3:17pm

"generation after generation leaving no mark more permanent than a mouldering knucklebone lost in the soil."

Ask any genealogist trying to get past great-grandma's "important dates."

But then: when did "data about our lives" get to be all that important? Exactly who's out there clamoring to know what kind of toilet paper Beethoven used? Do we all *really* want to be dissected on Entertainment Tonight?

Price of rare goods skyrockets while infinite digital goods crash

January 7, 2008 3:02pm

It's a good thing diamonds are rare, or they'd be really cheap. Then we'd all have to pony up for Magna Cartas, or, at least, Butcher Block covers.

Our universe as virtual reality

January 7, 2008 2:14pm

To push on the origin question a little: "The notion that our reality is a simulation or "control system" of some kind" was certainly at the center of the later work of Phil Dick.

Interestingly, since our experience of "the world" is created inside our individual heads from (relatively objective we believe) sense data, our experience tends to be colored by whatever paradigms have seized our imagination. "The Big Bang" originated at a time when nuclear weapons were what our nightmares were about. Now they're about games, and about "the machines are in control", so the universe looks like a game machine.

Happy Public Domain Day!

January 2, 2008 11:07am

Jeff,

A counter-argument to your proposition here:
http://www.publicknowledge.org/node/958

Creators certainly do contribute and deserve compensation for their contributions. But they don't operate in a vacuum: they use a common language which they did not invent, they rely on public-domain processes and inventions (printing, paper, internet), transportation, distribution, advertising, media ... all of which are a part of society at large ... sometimes called "the commons." It is reasoned that their compensation should end at some point and their creative work goes into the public domain as a payback for social services rendered.

How many benefit from the performances of ballets that are in the public domain (most of them)? Too, if a ballet cost $50,000 per performance, ballet would be dead. Older works have cultural value that is greater than their commercial value ... and which keeps them alive... as well as their authors' memories.


Howard Rheingold's 1994 sketches for HotWired

January 1, 2008 4:06pm

I especially appreciate Howard's use of triangles and circles (and even non-linear!) containers in his screen sketches.

I've long awaited the mass appearance of relatively free-form containers on webpages, which 13 years later are still dominated by rigid boxen.

IBM PC from 1981 hacked to play full-motion video

January 1, 2008 4:00pm

Following on Zum Zamim's note:

One of the "first" "personal computers" appeared on the cover of Popular Electronics in January, 1975 ... over six years earlier. (Though early on they were known as "microcomputers.")
IBM at first resisted going into the market, allowing hobbyists (and Apple -- the Apple II appeared in 1977) years to "mature" the market. It might deserve credit for capitalizing "PC".

"The Commodore PET, the TRS 80, and the Apple II, also known as the 1977 Trinity by Byte magazine, are often cited as the first personal computers."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_computer

Happy Public Domain Day!

January 1, 2008 3:44pm

Life+50, Life+70 copyrights endanger "dangerous" non-mainstream works more as they're less likely to be re-published. No doubt a happy "side-effect" to some.

Since it's possible to "opt-out" of copyright protection, it'd be great to see a website that promotes and certifies lit that's been released to PD, so that we can all benefit. Once it's established, those who retain "control" they wish to relinquish won't have to wonder what to do.

How Circuit City Committed Suicide

December 30, 2007 2:15pm

This sort of short-sightedness is not limited to business. Many school districts save money by harassing or otherwise driving out the $35K teachers with decades of experience and replacing them with $20K teachers.

Teacher experience, quality or popularity are seldom stoppers for the kind of administrators who stoop to such tactics. There's no "bottom line" to let parents know their children are victims of these "cost cuts".

So long as the dollar is the "objective" measure of so much in our lives, humanity continues to pay in quality and quantity of life.

Music producers mixing for MP3

December 29, 2007 10:38am

M2KEY makes an excellent point. Listening to MP3s hardly marks "the decline of civilization."

A 128K on an iPod was far better than what most people were listening to regularly before then. The hits of the 50s and 60s all became hits for people listening to AM RADIO! Limited by regulations to 5KHz high-end.

Ever heard a collection of vinyl 45-rpm records? Most people played them on machines that quickly chewed the tracks into vinyl dust. And kept listening for years.

128K MP3s aren't that far off the mark. In the typical listening environment, you're not hearing the highs ... and not caring. Most speakers for apartment dwellers these days -- including the expensive ones -- are bass-retarded. Seen many 12-inch woofers? And the audio at most concerts is still far from high-fi.


Warner to sell no-DRM MP3s on Amazon

December 28, 2007 12:32pm

The best way to get money to the artists ... and empty the pockets of shits like the RIAA and Warner and Apple ... is to buy the music from the artists.

With all that money, the artists can buy production and buy promotion. Viola ... no more fkcing "music industry".

Interview with author of Love & Sex With Robots

December 28, 2007 11:21am

What a sad, sad
sad, sad, sad,
sad, sad, sad idea.

Idaho police grads' slogan: "Go out and cause post-traumatic stress disorder"

December 27, 2007 12:25pm

"Especially when their jobs involve unexpected potentially lethal situations, daily."

Huh. What's to be expected when you sell assault weapons to the population? When you encourage divisiveness at every turn? When you brag about freedom, and then let slip the dogs of truth?

Violence breeds violence. As people wake up from their illusions to realize that they're in chains, you have to expect some to become "unsettled". Part of the cost of doing business as usual these days.

Woman asked to leave Walmart after staying 72 hours

December 24, 2007 12:18pm

They didn't taser her? Huh. Must be Xmas.

Ether-drift-detecting machine from 1932

December 24, 2007 12:01pm

Loonie? Michelson–Morley was a first attempt at measuring a theoretical feature predicted by classical physics. The failure to detect an aether was surprising to most physicists, hence the interest in refining the measurement when technology allowed.

A similar process of refinements can be seen in periodic measurements of the equivalence between inertial and gravitational mass, which started with Lorand Eotvos.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loránd_Eötvös
http://www.kfki.hu/~tudtor/eotvos1/onehund.html


Lakota Natives Withdraw Treaties with U.S.

December 21, 2007 2:16am

"I look forward to not having to pay for their subsidies any more."

Subsidies? Welfare? Nonsense. Those payments were negotiated in perpetuity for land ceded to the US -- which made similar deals across the country (that it apparently never intended to keep). Millions of Americans live on stolen land.

To the north and east of the Lakota, Red Lake Nation has long been sovereign and has its own license plates and passports.

Blog future vs NYT future: none of the above!

December 21, 2007 1:21am

a horde of nameless, faceless amateurs

Yes! damn those little people and their ignorant hides!
If you'd listened to them, you'd think they've been responsible for most of history!

First-person account of CIA torture survivor

December 14, 2007 11:13pm

Earlier today I read this saying from the movie "Gorky Park":

Arkady Renko: Too many people in our society disappear. They fall into a gulf.
Professor Andreev: What sort of gulf?
Arkady Renko: The gulf between what is said and what is done.

The Hindus have another saying:

What you hate, you become.

First-person account of CIA torture survivor

December 14, 2007 11:13pm

Earlier today I read this saying from the movie "Gorky Park":

Arkady Renko: Too many people in our society disappear. They fall into a gulf.
Professor Andreev: What sort of gulf?
Arkady Renko: The gulf between what is said and what is done.

The Hindus have another saying:

What you hate, you become.

NY police train citizens to be bad samaritans

December 13, 2007 7:28pm

Spiderman, Batman, Superman, Tick ... you're all in trouble now.

McDonald's fines UK drive-thru eaters £125 for staying more than 45 min

December 13, 2007 6:57pm

In my (US) state, there's a BURGER DUMP chain store that pays a man to sit in a car in the parking lot, and issue private "tickets" to people who park too long.

I used to eat twice a week at BD; as soon they gave me a "ticket" (when I finished eating, I ran across the street for 5 minutes), I quit buying there. I also told the "ticket" people to stuff it.

Three years later, that one BD has lost $3000 of business from me. In 17 more years, that one store will have lost $20,000 in business ... not counting any of their other stores.


Something familiar about cover of Rick Smolan's book

December 13, 2007 6:24pm

That a meme mota skoota.

Stack of intriguing books from Feral House and Process Media

December 13, 2007 4:51pm

Gee, and here I thought "Disneyfied" was a pejorative.

Times Square was even worse than that? Wow, I guess Giuliana WAS a hero!

Stack of intriguing books from Feral House and Process Media

December 13, 2007 4:50pm

Gee, and here I thought "Disneyfied" was a pejorative.

Times Square was even worse than that? Wow, I guess Giuliana WAS a hero!

Walt Disney's grave

December 12, 2007 2:33pm

It's been a long time ... but "we.spell.glendale" stumped the google.

Back to the good ol' akashic record!

Funny QSL cards

December 7, 2007 2:18pm

Civilians will not know that QSL cards from USA-licensed amateur radio stations (whose operators passed a morse code + theory test) have callsigns on them that have a single digit in the call. In the US, the digit is preceded by one or two letters of the alphabet (the first is usually W, K or N); succeeded by two to three letters of the alphabet. E.g., W6FFC, KN0ABC, W3YZ.

At one time in the US, the single digit referred to the region of the country the station was in. "6" meant California, "7" the Northwest, "0" the midwest, etc.

Not only hams and CBers (who were at one time required to get a license - without a test) exchange QSL's: SWLers (shortwave listeners) do too. Ham QSLs often include a "brag list" of the station gear that often includes high-power transmitting equipment, as well as a list of awards unique to ham radio.

UK consultation into ban on protests near Parliament opens

December 6, 2007 3:24pm

Poor Zren, a wee bit knackered?

Western Digital network drives crippled -- no serving any multimedia files

December 6, 2007 3:07pm

"free market"

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Australian DRM from 1923 - dumb radio idea that refuses to die

December 5, 2007 11:53am

"Each broadcaster had its own model of radio that it sold to the public, one that could only receive its programmes, and this was how the stations made money."

Wow. And history repeats itself, in the Clearwire wireless modem, which uses a proprietary frequency band.


Steve Jobs (and not Woz) to come to Epcot's Spaceship Earth

December 3, 2007 12:49pm

Maybe Woz should appear in Frontierland?

Sorry, couldn't help it.

Holy crap, I love the cover of my next book!

December 3, 2007 12:26pm

Looks good! Where's the PDF?

Music snob t-shirts

December 3, 2007 12:23pm

Change "Music you like" to "Music 'rents like", and you have the #1 thing that fuels revolutions in pop music.

Or, at least, *did* fuel ... before video games, facebook ... oh, which reminds me, I liked this post before you commented on it.


Microwave beam designed to fry electrical system of cars

December 3, 2007 11:58am

A 50-nanosecond microwave that kills a CPU thru a plastic hood I might buy.

But "overload wires"? Nah. Through a metal grill, a radiator, a firewall, a metal hood? Double Nah.

Even a deathstar laser would have a tough time piercing metal in 50 ns.

Wal-Mart to record labels: Ditch DRM!

December 3, 2007 11:50am

"the red-ink-fest that is every DRM music store except, perhaps, iTunes)"

"Perhaps" iTunes?? Does BB know something it isn't sharing?

Deutsche Grammophon launches giant, DRM-free classical music store

December 1, 2007 12:20pm

This is a win for the community of classical music lovers. Digital distribution benefits it more than other genres. Classical has always been difficult and expensive for record companies to produce and distribute. Most brick-and-mortar stores never could or would stock a good selection. 10 minutes (or an hour) beats 10-day (or 10-week!) special orders anyday.

How many newcomers to classical can afford $50-75 seats for a single performance in today's risk-free concert halls? DG's catalog of major quality performances goes way back. If this works, other companies will follow. Bravo to DG for this big, if belated, move.


Meat couture art by Pinar Yolacan

November 30, 2007 9:47pm

My ma always SMACKED me when I did that at the dinner table.

Quilted girls of Leisure Suit Larry

November 30, 2007 9:32pm

Hey! By the look of that quilt, she was one of the animators of "Waking Life".

Collector asks for your 1968 pennies

November 30, 2007 9:24pm

I don't give a damn about a greenback dollar, spend it as fast as I can. For a wailin' song and a good guitar, the only things that I understand, poor boy, the only things that I understand.

Life of universe shortened by observing dark energy?

November 30, 2007 9:16pm

These guys need a vacation.

I remember hearing the supposedly true story of a famous physicist who starting wearing a very large shoe size: according to his calculations there was a slight probability that he could just sink into the ground.

Sirs: what must I do to shorten the life of the Bush administration?

Cheap billionaires

November 28, 2007 3:01pm

Some people don't like to live like yuppies, fashion-chasers, social climbers. Some people get their jollies out of skiing, helping others, doing art rather than shopping.

Is that any reason to refer to them as "cheapskates"?


Judge jailed entire courtroom over ringing mobile phone

November 28, 2007 2:44pm

Whoa! Shades of Animatrix!

ASCII Art's grandfather: Paul Smith

November 25, 2007 12:53pm

Most of the RTTY pix traded by "hams" were work-friendly. Pinup girls were all over (calendars in restaurants, garages, farm-implement dealerships, for example) long before Playboy. Not to mention Betty Grable.

I'm amused that anyone, in this day-and-age, could "pity" people who enjoy erotic images.

ASCII Art's grandfather: Paul Smith

November 25, 2007 12:53pm

Most of the RTTY pix traded by "hams" were work-friendly. Pinup girls were all over (calendars in restaurants, garages, farm-implement dealerships, for example) long before Playboy. Not to mention Betty Grable.

I'm amused that anyone, in this day-and-age, could "pity" people who enjoy erotic images.

Secret underground temple seized by police

November 25, 2007 12:40pm

"good lord, the person responsible for interior decorating at that place ought to be shot."

I agree, but it would fit right in with the US tourist mecca known as the Black Hills ... and is *way* prettier than the (in)famous "Wall Drug" ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall_Drug ... visited by thousands of culture-starved midwesterners for decades.

ASCII Art's grandfather: Paul Smith

November 25, 2007 11:51am

What used to be called "RTTY art" (RTTY is short for "radioteletype") was long popular with amateur radio operators who got their hands on retired teletype equipment. RTTY used 45-baud (45 *bits* per second!) "baudot" code to send messages. (Baudot was an ASCII precursor.)

Back in the day, this involved taping a piece of artwork to a piece of (continuous roll) teletype paper, and then carefully choosing and typing one character at a time while punching a paper tape. One mistake meant starting all over again! Some amazing efforts were part of the Christmas tradition for news services operators (UPI for example).

An example archive for "RTTY art" (Google "rtty.art" for more):
http://artscene.textfiles.com/rtty/

Time's Joe Klein gets everything wrong in column about NSA domestic spying

November 22, 2007 12:51pm

"Because when it comes to these topics, Klein is well beyond stupid. He's dangerous"

Republican presidential material!

Two-faced kitten

November 21, 2007 12:03pm

"may have two brains, as one face can go to sleep while the other remains awake"

I knew a girl like that, once.

Creative Commons swag photography contest

November 17, 2007 11:46am

Something smells like back-bacon.

1.8 million pages of US federal case law to go online for free

November 15, 2007 5:15pm

Finally! I waited my whole life! For the first time, the people have access to the laws that govern them.

Well ... except for the ones that are *secret* of course.

seatec astronomy

Bletchley Park's Colossus codebreaker to race modern PC in cracking Nazi codes

November 15, 2007 4:42pm

Ask any audiophile, valves are Warm. I'd go there just to be in the same room with 1500 valves.

Like the Funk Brothers, it's good to see, at long last, these erstwhile chappies getting their nod. Pip pip chappies!

Gold-farming empire linked to dot-com child abuse scandal

November 15, 2007 4:14pm

Now THAT's Entertainment!

Next week on the B!B! network: ...

JK Rowling sues to stop Potter reference book from being published

November 14, 2007 6:54pm

"Try reading LeGuin's Earthsea Trilogy and then switch real quick to the Harry Potter books. See if there isn't a certain familiarity of theme."

Immaterial and irrelevant. C'mon. I read Earthsea twice. When I saw the Potter stories (on film), I never once had the "hey that's too familiar" reaction.

How many stories are there to be told? How many times has each been retold in a different way? You can *always* point to a predecessor. "Why, how *dare* Rimsky-Korsakov write Scheherazade!"

Before books people travelled from city to city reciting stories, adding their own interpretations and embroderies as time went by. They became famous in their own right. ALL art is dependent on the past.


Cremation ashes at Disneyland -- a dusty epidemic

November 13, 2007 3:03pm

OMG, no! How could they?

OK, I'm a lifelong fan of some Disney movies. But desecration of WallyWorld (oh the humanity) strikes me as 1. bizarre, 2. funny (ha ha). C'mon we're talking spastic plastic land here. Push aside the spilled cokes and popcorn and condoms and flip-flop dust and suburbanite noir and there's some superheated dust particles underneath? (Probably the cleanest dust on site!) What a world! What a world!

(Image of world's smallest violin removed)

Two-dimensional wind-up cars

November 9, 2007 12:14pm

Oh yeah. I had a KUM car when I was a teen, they're tons of fun!

Bathroom radio that's handsome, powerful and water-resistant: Henry Kloss Tivoli Audio PAL

November 9, 2007 12:13pm

What in the **** is a "multi-phase FM channel" ?????? Is it Terminology-Invention Day in .... ??

(No electricity in the bathroom? Transylvania?)

RFID Guardian, open hardware/software to firewall your RFID tags

November 6, 2007 6:27pm

Is it too late to ask if we really want to go down this path?

Does the existence of this device convey our tacit acceptance that RFIDification is already a done deal?

I'd feel a lot better about an RFID fryer. Because I don't think we've done the dialog yet. And I'm dismayed by the world we're heading for.

8-bit retro game sound synthesizer

November 3, 2007 8:02pm

Note that Logic 8 (some call a "great pro app") still does not support VST. But Reaper OSX does. Thanks, Paul, for the Pagesoft tip.

War on Terror's war on chemistry sets

November 1, 2007 6:50pm

Sequestration is an tterly futile response in a high-tech society. You can make it harder, but not too difficult if the potential perp is determined. Without making a list of the obvious -- let alone the rest -- there are simply too many universally available options. Are they going to ban dung, wax, sugar, alcohol?

Really draconian measures would require a spree through libraries and used bookstores to remove technical resources and various cookbooks dating back to the mid-1800s. Technical magazines would need to become extinct. All circuit components would need to locked in inscrutible packages. Undergrad classes would need to be dumbed down. All software would need to be heavily abstracted - no more assembly access to hardware.

What are the consequences of limiting such technical means and knowledge to an elite few? Much of that has already happened to an extent ... mostly unnoticed and unremarked on. (Today, how many can build an FM transmitter from scratch?) But it can't stop those who really need to know, or can afford to hire the right talent. Or those who simply resort to materials that are as old as technology. Or those who are clever enough to repurpose apparently innocuous surplus tech. Who guards the guardians?

Much of the US's inventiveness -- that eventuated the generation that went to the moon -- is due to the "model-rocket" or "ham-radio" or "chemistry-set" type of experimenting. Would Tesla be branded a terrorist today? Goddard? Asimov?

Draconian lockdown may be strangling our technical future. Perhaps the US will spend the last years of its existence selling the world paintings, videos and diet books. But I very much doubt that hiding technology will bring an end to violence ... so long as it is widely used to anger and motivate those who've lived without it. They will find the unforeseen ways.

AT&T's guilt-by-association algorithm for finding "terrorists"

October 31, 2007 7:00pm

The Man and AT&T have always been *like this*.

Like any good housewife who knows her place, Ma Bell does what she's told, with docility and meek satisfaction.

She also knows why she's far better than you, which is why she was losing customers ... until the living operators were replaced by cheerful recordings. As commemorated by Lily Tomlin's "Ernestine", more reportage than comedy.

BBC exec's straw-man defence of DRM

October 31, 2007 6:43pm

attacking straw-men ... without addressing the really meaty questions.

What a surprise ... just like most of the Beeb's programming.

Actually, being American, I only really understood how the Beeb managed it after seeing "Brazil". All stood revealed.

Poll about belief in strange phenomena

October 27, 2007 6:01pm

For years I was so scared by the monster in my bedroom that I slept in the living room.

Cosmetic surgeon will point your ears?

October 27, 2007 5:59pm

I heard that the technical term for this operation is "spocking".

Taser death at Vancouver Airport

October 27, 2007 5:35pm

This is the second taser-death story I've read today.

It's perfectly clear by now that tasers are unsafe in the hands of many law-enforcement officers. Trigger-happy, taser-happy, the results are the same: completely avoidable human tragedies.

Cruel and unusual tragedies.

Clever non-lethal mousetraps

October 24, 2007 7:44pm

Hickory dickory dock
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The rest escaped with minor injuries

Many of us feel iffy about the question of mouse-killing.

In rural areas I've lived in, many different kinds of animals are referred to as "vermin". This kind of thinking allows the endless slaughter of some species, sometimes to extinction.

This dangerous capacity of the human mind allows it to wall-off feelings from certain kinds of action. No doubt it was this capacity that made possible the kind of WW2 smiling-family-group picnic pictures of concentration-camp personnel we saw a while back.

As a result, I've a lot of respect for people who go out of their way to respect the right of all species to live on the Earth -- because we are one of those species. At the same time, enough is enough. Killing caught mice can be done humanely with a glass jar and a liquid to displace the air.

Chinese luxury market -- all smoke and mirrors?

October 23, 2007 1:02pm

I feel better knowing that people who can afford $1200 bags aren't feeling any better about their Chinese crap than I am.

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Sioux City embraces airport identifier: SUX

October 23, 2007 12:30pm

A perfect example of: Don't damn -- embrace.

I'm not from Iowa, but inherited a 78 record bearing this song:

Our land is full of ripe-ning corn,
Yo-Ho, yo-ho, yo-ho
We've watched it grow both night and morn,
Yo-Ho, yo-ho, yo-ho
But now we rest, we've stood the test.
All that's good we have the best
I-O-way has reached the crest,
Yo-Ho, yo-ho, yo-ho

We're from I-O-way, I-O-way.
State of all the land,
Joy on ev-'ry hand.
We're from I-O-way, I-O-way.
That's where the tall corn grows.

SF magazines' circulation numbers in sad decline

October 23, 2007 12:51am

It's not that there's so much good stuff online to read. The web often seems to be 90% noise.

And if it's something *long*, I'd much prefer to read it in printed form. But, short of a subscription, I have to walk/ride to the news venue or the library. Like the Dollar Store, I can get online without dressing up.

The magazines, like the newspapers, may have gotten into a "groove" and then just kept doing the same thing for decades. Now there's an evolutionary force. The NYT is struggling; why shouldn't everyone else? Now that they have to survive in a democratized publishing environment, they need to focus on giving readers an experience soooo good that it's worth paying for.

I'm not going to cry too hard for the publishers; they were few and far between before the web came along -- and often didn't treat readers, or writers, with much courtesy. Ever read Ellison's "Glass Teat"? Television became what it deserved to ... a wasteland.

What Is Your Formula? project

October 20, 2007 9:50am

That Minsky is such a meat machine.

Daniel Pinchbeck video

October 20, 2007 9:47am

Poor Pinchbeck, born 20 years too late. But hey, somebody had to repackage the 60s for the video-game age.

Impractical, skinny leaning bookcases

October 20, 2007 9:45am

No more provenance than 4 cinder blocks and 2 planks ... and a lot less useful.
I'd be glad to make dozens of them, however, for anyone willing to pay $65 each ... even throw in a bundle of colorful tarp straps with each 10-pack to lash them together.

Computer repair and home grown tomatoes sold from trailer

October 15, 2007 12:35pm

Nice new trailer. Looks like someone figured out how to step out of the 40-hour rat race.

With the dollar falling and the debt rising, this trailblazer may be showing us our own futures. Remember: location, location, and the brown acid isn't specifically good.


"Water Hobo" sprays yard-cutters with water

October 13, 2007 2:19pm

When I was a kid we invented special time-delay firecrackers to take out ordinance like this. That stupid red-eye robot would be diversioned and catastrophied. "Squirt this, bitch."

Kids playing on dirt. *His* dirt. Oh the horror. So, instead of interacting in an adult hum way, he resorts to automation. I see sickness in this fable. In miniature, the same sickness that pervades our foreign and domestic policies.

Old power plant looks good, new one looks bad

October 12, 2007 1:32pm

it often turns out that the older version of something is better.

It's true ... I'm way better than I was when I was younger.

Al-Qaeda "Intranet" goes dark after US leak

October 10, 2007 2:00pm

Al-Qaeda online communications channels have gone dark -- thanks to a ham-handed move by the Bush administration, it seems.

It seems. Gorbachev, at the end of the Cold War, told a reporter "I'm going to do a terrible thing to you. I'm going to take your enemy from you."

Our government, on the other hand, is working to make sure we always have an enemy.

Radiohead's new downloadable album: DRM-Free!

October 10, 2007 1:56pm

By the time they arrange a CD contract (early next year, I've heard), the album will be cold

Maybe one year soon, someone will make an album that won't be cold after six months. It's been a while.

All the Beatles' UK albums sped up 800% into a 1 hour MP3

October 10, 2007 1:43pm

I'm glad to offer you the compressed, complete catalog of REO Speedwagon, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Kansas, Journey and Toto in one millisecond of sound.

There! Wanna hear it again?

Counterfeit $1 million bill

October 10, 2007 1:11pm

Our local smoke shop has one of these too. I encourage people to hold onto these: our current government is working hard to see to it that, before long, they'll actually be worth one million $US.

New Yorker on ultra-expensive wine counterfeits

October 10, 2007 1:08pm

Ironically, our oligarchs aren't getting the war they're paying for either.

Butt-biting Bug / Vaginads

October 5, 2007 9:36am

the audio in the moderation parts is quite noisy.

Pfffft. Look at old magazine ads, or punk posters ... the grime is part of the charm. You want BBTV to sound like "this is not your father's Oldsmobile"??

Geez, Albini, I suppose next it'll be "shrink the room size in the verb plug"??

Naomi Klein on remaking people by shocking them into obediance

October 3, 2007 6:20pm

Klein didn't have an "answer"? I do: quit using disaster and debt to steal our money and our future, assholes.

Gotta give these guys credit: the cows don't realize they're being milked.

Differences between 1963 and 1991 editions of Richard Scarry kids' book

October 2, 2007 11:46am

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Supreme Court denies Alabama women mechanically induced orgasms

October 2, 2007 11:30am

Since the law is deliberately vague, to wit:

"useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs"

a different tack might be stimulating: items that are not useful *primarily* as stimulators.

They might be "farm implements", components of "plastic fruit baskets", or "lovely lawn flamingos" -- appropriately enhanced to have secondary potential -- while honoring the deep sense of tradition and obliquity that Alabaman statesmen clearly treasure.

Marketing styles of the Victorian era were viscerally clever in that way.

Guerrilla librarians free the $86k Library of Congress copyright database

October 1, 2007 3:09pm

Super. Now: about all those publicly-funded space photos NASA holds so close to its chest ....

Radiohead lets fans pick price for new album

October 1, 2007 2:58pm

"This is the industry's worst nightmare."

Hmmmm ... that might be Prince. Or Reznor. Selling your CD online is ... what, 5 years old? Putting tracks online to remix -- with prizes for the peer-elected winners -- now *that* was rad.

The "industry" was always great at marketing. Alas, they were also in the position of deciding what was "good enough" to market. They became the status quo, and their choices defended that. The more consolidation, the more drivel. But then hey, that's History.

And the bigger they got (sort of like Apple), the more they cozied up with The Man. (Want to sell censored tracks? No problem. Hey, c'mon to the barbecue this weekend.)

That period is over. How sweet it is.

Archibishop of Mozambique: condoms and HIV cocktails will give you AIDS

October 1, 2007 2:17pm

FUD was always a Church forte.

Studying global warming through old masters' paintings

October 1, 2007 2:07pm

The year without a summer was 1816.

It'll be interesting to see how results correlate with volcanic dust layers. If some of the money goes toward restoration then it's not a total lark.

New AT&T terms of service: We'll cut off your Internet connection for criticizing us

September 29, 2007 1:43pm

"I hear the same thing out of countless republicans. 'if you don't like it, move to canada.'"

To which the proper response is "If you don't like it, move to Argentina."

New AT&T terms of service: We'll cut off your Internet connection for criticizing us

September 29, 2007 12:58pm

Love it or leave it?

I once saw a phone truck with the words "Ma Bell is a stingy bitch," painted on it.

AT&T has always been a snotty bitch on the telephone too (at least until the robots move in and the snotty bitches are fired). Go figure. Anyone who has to deal with the public on a daily basis knows just how charming some people can be.

IANAL but this smacks of prior restraint -- something we're likely to see more of as Corporatocracy cancels our liberty stamp. Love it or lick it.

Titan missile silo for sale

September 27, 2007 1:20pm

Underground millionaire raves. The next thing.

Central WA: that's near the big bottomless pit with all the cows innit. Or wait: maybe this is it?

Digital photo of pursesnatcher

September 27, 2007 1:00pm

'03's lucky Patty didn't carve up his sorry ass.

Myth of psychotic cat artist busted

September 26, 2007 11:42pm

If that's a sign of Wain's "deterioration", then I guess Picasso "detiorated" too? And Warhol was an OCD victim?

Farking psychobabble.

Court declares parts of Patriot Act unconstitutional

September 26, 2007 11:16pm

Unless he gets [REDACTED] in the [REDACTED] until he begs for mercy.

List of the "World's Weirdest/Stupidest Conspiracy Theories"

September 26, 2007 3:12pm

I hate the Gold Medal flouride the worst.

Do you blog like a terrorist?

September 26, 2007 2:58pm

Learn this here style close and tries to do like that:

"As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured."

Kevin Kelly's Life countdown clock

September 25, 2007 2:50pm

Roll-your-owners:
This is all the javascript it takes to generate your days left.
Replace "2012,11,21" with your preferred End date.
Remember: on an HTML page this needs to be inside SCRIPT tags.
If you drink a LOT of coffee, you can choose to remove the "/(1000*60*60*24))" part, then replace "days" with "milliseconds".
-------
// days left
today=new Date()
var theEnd=new Date(2012,11,21) //Month is 0-11 in JavaScript
document.write("Days left: " +Math.ceil((theEnd.getTime()-today.getTime())/(1000*60*60*24)) +"days")

Amazon creates gigantic DRM-free music store!

September 25, 2007 2:05pm

Unlike Apple: Terms of service:

"All Sales Final; Downloading and Risk of Loss; Availability of Digital Content. All sales of Digital Content are final. We do not accept returns of Digital Content. Once you have purchased Digital Content, we encourage you to download it promptly and to make back-up copies of it.... You bear all risk of loss after purchase."

Keep the cakebox handy.

HIV activist silenced for fear of surveillance

September 25, 2007 1:04pm

We have rights of assembly, and rights to seek redress of grievances. But groups working for laudable social progress are naturally viewed as pressure on the status quo. It's unfortunate that, in tense times, such groups sometimes attract intimidating surveillance. American history is chock full of examples worth studying.

Scrutiny by authorities has to be anticipated. Non-violent, legal, transparent organizations should have much less to worry about. Being tailed isn't always negative; social progress groups sometimes attract violent reprisals -- there are, after all, people who think HIV is a good thing.

While the average newcomer may get the shakes because they've never been exposed to this old, old game, it's par for the course. No social progress has ever been achieved without playing it.

One Laptop Per Child machines for sale this Christmas: buy two, one goes to developing world

September 24, 2007 10:02am

CORY, according to WP's "XO-1" article the hand/foot-crank is now "optional". The power-source is a "NiMH or LiFePO4 battery removable pack."

Seed Science Essay contest winners: What does 'scientific literacy' mean?

September 24, 2007 9:34am

"Several current presidential candidates have insisted that they oppose the scientific account of earth's natural history as a matter of principle."

The retro trend in US politicians (19th-century style robber-baron mentality) may be politically expedient at this juncture, but it is simply more crap leadership. Just as leading us into the dark valley of the no-tax but spend, deep-credit economy is crap leadership.

There's a special kind of schizo irony in a people bathed in the luxurious products of technology -- all made possible by the scientific mindset and reasoned approach to life -- who use their computers, phones, televisions and medical health to push for old-time religious dogma.

One Laptop Per Child machines for sale this Christmas: buy two, one goes to developing world

September 24, 2007 9:12am

"Empowering" others is a nice idea. But how much do replacement batteries cost? Are they going to be available in far-flung places? Or will the "free" computers just be tossed away when the batteries fail?

I'm not certain that first-world countries exporting the bootstrap of surveillance culture to third-world countries is all that altruistic. Are these the modern equivalent of smallpox blankets?

Much-less-technologically sophisticated peoples might quickly become prey for spam, scam and spy mentalities. Computers the strengthen oppression are no gift. Consideration of the ramifications of these gifts seems apropos.


Mark Twain's nutty 1906 plan to extend copyright

September 24, 2007 9:01am

Some people don't like to share with the other children.

Ha'penny, haunting thriller about an alternate British Reich

September 24, 2007 8:24am

"chance of redemption for the all-too-plausible authoritarian alternate history that is such a sharp mirror of our sad present world."

Those who profit from the developments in our world

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/23/books/chapters/0923-1st-chait.html?ex=1348113600&en=4c81c1f85d3b90be&ei=5124&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink
do so at the pleasure of the people. A cancer cannot spread if it is not fed.

Rushkoff on 9/11 conspiracies

September 23, 2007 3:48pm

However the Big Ugly package arrived six years ago, it's more productive to understand how that was used to turn on the big milking-machine that is busy bankrupting a nation.

We've been pwned.

Counterculture? What counterculture? Don't make me laugh. The Reagan and Bush years made sure that can't happen again. The "counterculture" spent those years shopping.

The American revolution is finally over. King George won.

Germany bans all music and video copying, including personal use -- UPDATED

September 21, 2007 1:30pm

"Media loves to create a big sensation with misleading information and it's always much less interesting when we actually dig down and find the real story."

Actually, that's what it is to be human, innit?

Stoner pisses on dying woman, shouting "This is YouTube material!"

September 20, 2007 2:54pm

"If I wanted to see the worst of humanity, I'd turn on the news."

Un uh. Youtube comments.

Kottke's gems from the NYT archives

September 20, 2007 2:44pm

Killed the paywall? I typed in "Savio" and got a pageful of PDFs for sale. WTF?

Jack Kerouac's hand-drawn cover for On the Road

September 20, 2007 1:57pm

"But Kerouac was also tortured, death obsessed, an alcoholic who withdrew, during his last decade, into a bitter, self-contained universe...."

If you want to understand that, study the period CLOSE to understand what happened to Kerouac. Skip the art pictures and TV shows. Anybody who tries to understand him, or Burroughs or Ginsberg, without knowing what those times were like, will fail.

The 50s were a steaming pile. The rancid, bored, desperate 50s "smelled terrible: boozy, tinged with sweat and urine." Why the fuck you think they wrote what they did? Bukowski wasn't inventing, he was *describing*.

Sign about value of mistakes contains mistakes

September 20, 2007 1:41pm

"Hey! ssst! listen!"

"What's that?"

"Shut up and pass me the 20-gauge."

Pub customers happily line up for drug testing

September 20, 2007 1:39pm

What? You thought it ended with the cigarette smokers?

Didn't you learn anything in seven years?

Laugh Out Loud Cats meet tasered Florida student

September 19, 2007 9:54pm

Self-aggrandizement? Similar charges were constantly leveled against Abbie Hoffman -- a man recognized as a major 60s figure. Like Meyer, Hoffman was also arrested for "inciting to riot". Eeeeeeya, right.

40 years later, media self-policing, chain link "protest compounds", and pepper spray make it somewhat harder to get heard. Notability IS one way to get heard.

As for getting beat up on, Mario Savio (a 60s Free Speech figure) once tried to talk into a mike, but wasn't allowed to before he was literally dragged away by police (IIRC that was after his famous "odious machine" speech). The odious machine ... is back.

Co-host of The View doesn't know if Earth is round or flat (video)

September 19, 2007 11:25am

They need to add a definition to my dictionary, where ignorance is defined only as a noun.

Because for some people, it's a verb: they actively choose to ignore the facts. And for other people, it's even more active: they invent new "facts" to maintain their ignorance. As: the pictures of the Earth from space must be faked.

The bigger question: what encourages people to actively ignore mountains of evidence? To openly defy centuries of study? To huddle together in ignorant defiance?

University student tasered at John Kerry Speech (video)

September 18, 2007 5:35pm

Police response: what a fucking disgrace. Yet another sad day for America.

Response of hard-asses: this man came to a public forum to ask a question. He had no weapons, threatened no one. His concern, though excitedly expressed, seems genuine, supported by the facts. Your support for the uncalled-for gestapo tactics says mountains about you.

Why co-opting punk for ads is risky

September 18, 2007 4:06pm

Methinks the protesting is too much. Like the Reich, punk (which even adopted some nazi emblems) was an ass-slapping for civilization that Civ obviously needed, wanted, and ecstatically enjoyed. All the mock horror, censorship and hair-pulling notwithstanding.

Alas, poor babies: the novelty is gone, and because of drug tolerance, one can never get to the same high again. Like Spinal Tap and the Bush years, this "accident" is clearly part of a subliminal horror nostalgia trip.

Is Civ on the road to recovery? Not if we can find new drugs that amplify the horrors once again. I'm optimistic about the human capacity to do just that.

TSA: war on coffee successful, boxcutters not so much

September 18, 2007 3:51pm

Yawn. I'm so tired of people whining about what TSA does to them. If you don't like being treated like a sub-human by sub-humans, DON'T FLY!

Once people quit showing up at the airport to be harassed, intimidated, and humiliated, the always-marginal airline industry will quickly insist on an end to the fashionable pretension that anything *real* is being accomplished by passive submission to bureaucratic insanity.

US labels to Canada: stop giving us free money, we prefer to sue

September 15, 2007 9:58pm

On the other hand, the cro-magnon stupidity of the industry (sorry cro-magnons, what I meant was ...) will continue to drive listeners away from a model based in usury and fashion, toward a new model that's already rewarding artists and listeners.

As a result, pop music-making will move away from mass-market, star-based, promoted insipidity towards the inventive, garage originality which marked many of its finest moments.

Not as quick as an asteroid, but less bloody.

Mid-day short links snackbar

September 14, 2007 3:04pm

"Winnetou is the quintessential German national hero, a paragon of virtue, a nature freak, a romantic, a pacifist at heart"

We used to have many of those here in America -- where we now *love* wild horses and our own (fictional) indians and feed (real) indians shit. And so, we've proven that you can do worse. Many, many times.

Ever been in a busy indian casino? Great place to find extras for a zombie movie.

Review of $35 Blackwing 602 pencil

September 14, 2007 2:46pm

For $10, I'll get the 20-cent pencil and press twice as hard.

Might as well get some use out of those gym hours making myself burly. That'll also come in handy when careless spenders force prices so high that I have to jump their fences to feed myself.


Discovery paves way for gamma-ray annihilation lasers

September 13, 2007 9:36pm

Has anyone heard anything about a Life-Ray???

Jackie Gleason's occult library on exhibit in Miami

September 13, 2007 8:28pm

Canada actually did build a flying saucer, the Avrocar
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avrocar

As for the radios, Gleason was an avid shortwave-radio listener.
http://geocities.com/w8jyz/Gleason.pdf
maybe trying to hear his dozens of albums being played somewhere.

He was not a ham radio operator like Barry Goldwater or Andy Devine.

Street interviews about how young people are no good

September 12, 2007 12:06pm

Young folks smell like fast food & iPod plastic. But yo, dawgs - ya mamas likes how we smell. Word up.

Voice-stress ice-cream dispenser increases portions for the miserable

September 12, 2007 12:35am

Gosh. I wonder if that'd work at Starbucks.
"Double" *sob* "tall caramel" *sob* "macchiato"

Worth a try I guess ... the tip I read about the short cappuccino works.

US hedge-funds wax fat by investing in Chinese surveillance

September 12, 2007 12:31am

So, then. The self-fulfilling communist prophecies about capitalists are coming true. Liberty is dead. Long live liberty.

1966 prediction of home computer in 1999 (Video link updated)

September 10, 2007 1:24pm

That was a very attractive hairstyle for 1966.

Anyway: no keyboards! and ... where are my banana plugs!

Old grave has window and breathing tube

September 10, 2007 12:54pm

You said "recusing", I think you meant "rescuing".

Or maybe that was just your wry way of suggesting Tim isn't fit to practice the law. Although I'm sure he's just as good as many judges.

Southwest airlines: fashion police of the skies

September 8, 2007 6:20pm

If I had legs like that, I'd want to share too!

Short links breakfast breadbasket

September 8, 2007 12:53pm

Re Sri Lanka anti-gay article:
As a Buddhist country, we have to think whether these things are suitable for our country.

Notice how they've played a card from the fundy game here in the US. (Just as the nazis learned from our reservation system. Hey, at least they're paying attention.)

Of course, Buddhism has nothing to say about "these things"; there's no "special" 8-fold way; nirvana doesn't discriminate. Too often spiritual authority is used as a wedge. Shit on a stick.

Mummified Incan girl goes on display in Argentina museum today

September 8, 2007 12:44pm

Yeah, hey: there are a bunch of people coming up from the city next week: they want to dig up your great-grandma and put her in a refrigerator case in the local art show.

You won't mind, right?

DoJ slams net neutrality, says all packets not created equal

September 7, 2007 1:59am

Well then. I say: go ahead and create your tiered network. This one has always been one-dimensional anyways. So we'll just create another one at a 90-degree angle to this one. Call it The Counternet. It will reject all packets from the Internet. It will have no dotcom whatever. It will have no ISP bottleneck/snoop points.

And then you'll know what happens whn y fck strngr n th ss.

Nepal's airline sacrifices goat to fix jet

September 5, 2007 12:14pm

Aha, the old "hey hairy ram" fix.

It's a hoary old thang. Remember using that in the early days of S-100 bus-planes. With hundreds of RAM chips onboard, it was the only way to fix those intermittent glitches. Spose it was inevitable that it worked its way into avionics.

Garage researcher "burns" saltwater

September 1, 2007 1:19pm

Since water has already been "burned", that direction leads nowhere. (Apart from the unrealized promise of fusion.)

We've been using up the easily combustible energy sources ... and created problems that way. So, inventors and researchers, we don't need more ways to "combust" stored energy, we need more ways to collect and store ambient (solar, wind, etc.) energy. While combustion was good for Ook (except when his body hair caught fire), hopefully we can avoid creating new ways to do that.

Science Fiction Writers of America abuses the DMCA

August 31, 2007 12:46pm

No doubt the dumb-ass pinheads that wrote the DMCA get a big chuckle out of all the consternation they've created with their retarded screed.

How many more years of tempests in a bathroom (and other decloseting media) will it take to get some intelligence back in D.C.?

Moment of TSA surrealist zen @ LAX: Xeni

August 30, 2007 11:23am

If you don't want to be a guinea pig in the utter and complete submission game -- divorced from all your traditional rights, in the name of freedom -- don't fly.

Airlines have operated on thin margins for decades. If revenues dropped precipitously, attitudes would change. So long as people submit to these procedures, there's no reason to review and change them.

Your choice, your vote.

Torture school subjects children to lethal punishments

August 30, 2007 10:42am

Wow! I'm proud that we're so much more advanced than the People's Republic ... whatever they do.

Punishment is reward. Torture is love. Kibbles are food.