Funny, I've never heard of due process. Is it in the Constitution? What does it mean?

This happened to me several times as a child. Of course there were no white sheets waiting to catch me. I blame the oppressive Bush war machine for all my ills.

And, somewhere in the Realm of Relevance, a monkey ate a banana at zoo, then proceeded to fling excrement at the visiting Cornell researchers.

I recently took a date to the Mutter museum. Let's just say, she no longer answers my incessant phone calls...

Funny, I have sent many, many letters to that serial killer George W. Bush, and he has never repsonded. Perhaps if I enclosed one of his "Imperialist Dogs of the 21st Century" playing cards, and ask for his autograph, he would oblige, yes? I will do whatever it takes to ger that miserable sack of garbage to know that I have a voice!

Victory gin, for sure!! Now, for a victory cigarette!!

Television is nothing more than a tool, utilised by the liberal media for the purpose of keeping the pigs of the current regime in power. I find nothing but agony in the mind-numbing drivel of the sit-com universe, the "dramas," which are about as interesting as watching red paint dry, and the "liberal" "news" "media," which exists only to keep the propaganda machine running under the auspices of "democratic government." I shudder to think of the human potential which could be realised if only we spent our time solving the problems of human existence rather than becoming the zombies of a new generation. One day, the Proletariat will rise. All right, time to go watch Deep Space Nine.

Clearly the product of an oppressive regime. Although, it would look nice in teal.

Assuredly, a product of an oppressive regime. I balk at such drivel!