mouse traps were perfected by Hiram Maxim? Wow... He also perfected a fantastic human killing device, the machine gun.

I'd like to see the images of Princess Margaret that we allegedly are't allowed to see, that were allegedly stolen from a London bank vault in 1971. Allegedly her Royal Highness is seen in compromising positions.

Allegedly.

both indignant and dishonest..... sounds just like the Daily Mail.

and they pretend to pay me

If all the books were removed from the homes in Britain we would be voting Conservative in ten minutes.

I thought the whole point was that airships could cross the ocean faster than ships could.

TERRIBLE product name!!
SIlverfish are a type of insect that can cause infestations.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverfish

do you mean testicle?
maybe it is testical

this guy's gonna be easy to find!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090094/

cat.
or fox.

'six single girls share a dormitory where scientists perform sexual experiments on them'.

I think I've seen that movie. Several times.

Surely recent revelations in the news mean that this database now won't be happening........

OK, you are really going to have to STOP reading the Daily Mail. It's bad for the health. Look at this article for example:

http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/emma_clarke/2007/11/mind_the_gaffe.html

written by the actual woman who recorded the jokey announcements for the tube. The Mail invented their story.

Seriously, Britain has some good newspapers. the Daily Mail is not one of them.

Check out Werner here -

http://www.flickr.com/photos/18549761@N00/1516790124/