please a get a coffee table for this room.

I really like all the bad winkwinknudgenudge puns:

margin of _terror_

the link has a woefully small amount of information about the actual hack, here is the info from trixter directly: http://www.oldskool.org/pc/8088_Corruption

I don't know about crude, but for free (and drawing on a rich chiptune heritage) is LGPT:

http://www.10pm.org/nostromo/lgpt/

will send midi out to your synthz if you need to get control over your rack of vsts.