if I was a taxpayer in that city/county I'd demand the justification for spending MY money this way. but not just the money. they also need to PROVE that there is the type of crime that requires a big stick like this.

Sheriff Leon Lott should also host a public measuring of his penis if he hasn't done it already. which will clearly need a microscope and micro calipers to measure. because clearly the dualy truck he normally drives and blue pills he's popping isn't helping. clearly he got himself a tank to deal with his "inadequacy."

there is no god in baseball.

and it has pissed me off that we've had to endure the singing of this song since the buildings came down. at least the Giants (playing in Death Star Park) make the fans sing it only on weekends.

it's my belief that the singing of GBA demeans the spirit of baseball which is captured in the "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" song. we are supposed to forget the outside. we are supposed to not care if we ever leave the park. it's about the game were somebody will lose. I'm pretty sure it's a more patriotic song then the other song that in essence thumbs it's nose at the rest of the world and what they believe.

it's been done before. search for "gimme the cash", click I'm feeling lucky, and watch the video that is delivered.

would have been funnier if some random person got off their ass and given them what they wanted. what would they have done then? sing, "thanks for the, one of thousands of, like there aren't being stored right here, but thanks for the napkins, sir!"

not everything should be saved.

1) if it's too good to be true...
2) there's one born every minute.
3) don't talk to naked chics.
4) if you have a penis you're automatically guilty.

You could always buy a last generation iPod. It's what I usually do as they are somewhat cheaper and they work just the same.