With all the legal jazz the Tetris folk throw at people, I'm surprised you of all people Cory didn't give us a heads up on the strong possibility of the Russian mob throwing strange bricks through our windows!

I thought this was the original? At least possibly more comprehensive?
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Robot

You're all missing the far broader implications of this. This is predicting the future of interplanetary playground warfare. Whereby we throw rocks at each other's planets. Millions and millions of dollars go into developing enormous slingshots. Millions of calculations and years of research into the proper weights, trajectories, gravitational forces, etc. All to wage playground warfare with strange alien species. And they're winning.

Hasn't J.J. Abrams already pulled the mystery in a box gimmick at TED?

Phew...

THRE ARE FOUR LIGHTS FTW!!