Brynnablue-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT4XO3Hjp7M

heeeelarious!

I highly recommend this book if you wanna know more about Oppie.

I believe the medium is blown mind.

I can only image what their bleating sounds like. *shudder*

I got a red light camera ticket a few months ago in West Hollywood. Wanna know how long the light was red for? ONE TENTH of a second. $360 fine plus $35 for the online traffic school to keep the points off my record. Answer me this: would a moto popo have caught me?

You gotta check your clothing for these things upon your return from Tijuana. Last thing you need is an infestation.

reminds me of a sweet joke:

Mama Polar Bear and Baby Polar Bear were walking along the tundra. Baby had a preturbed look on his face and Mama noticed it.

"Why, what's wrong, dear?" asked his mother.

"I dunno, Mama. Something's not right. I've meaning to ask you something for a while," said Baby Bear.

"You can ask me anything, love."

"Um, well, am I really a Polar Bear?"

Mama laughed. "Of course you are, dear! You have beautiful white fur with big, black eyes and you romp around on the ice. No question you are a Polar Bear. And a cute one at that! Why do you ask?"

"Because," grunted Baby, "I'm fucking freezing."

I feel the operators' pain. There's a intellectually disabled woman who calls my work at least ten times a day and either talks about her dead cat or hangs up right away. This has been going on for three years. Police are investigating, but it still continues. For cryin' out loud, Naomi, knock it off!!