Please don't take offense at the hardcore sociology jargon! I think people have simply missed the deliberate oxymoronic pun on "heterosexual male gays."

But what about the problem pointed out by #11 and #14? I'm curious to know where the story broke, because it wasn't at tsa.dhs.gov.

Which, by the way, has a ridiculous feature called "TSA Week at a Glance." Last week:
- 27 passengers were arrested due to suspicious behavior or fraudulent travel documents
- 24 firearms found at checkpoints
- 20 incidents that involved a checkpoint closure, terminal evacuation or sterile area breach
- 22 disruptive passengers on flights

I feel safer knowing that more people are arrested for being suspicious than are disruptive on flights.

I think that's Tod Machover. You could fix it, but I think it'd be hilarious to see the second 'd' crossed out and in red everywhere.

Bots, pranks, whatever. None of it explains the extent to which this article has been lovingly authored and edited. It contains 287 carefully compiled footnotes, is roughly 60 pages long, and stretches to about 18,000 words -- the string "Larry Craig", of course, is nowhere to be found. I think until all of this is deleted and replaced with "God Hates Fags," there's no denying the joke is on them.

It's definitely awesome. But it's important to note that the producer wasn't just checking in to say "Thanks for sharing my movie" -- the post, as I understand it, is also centered around an appeal for donations. The film's homepage makes that clear.

Still, the fact that this is the producer writing and not just the director -- that's impressive.

Fine idea for toll cards and car keys, but I think it's probably illegal to alter passports in this way. It'd be like crossing out your name and age, but writing it down on a piece of paper.