#10, if this were mounted on a Roomba, it would be like a beer dalek. INEBRIATE! INEBRIATE! INEBRIATE!

So how do you react if the baggage handlers steal your goatse pictures?

#2 - That would be a great deterant to the hotel maids that go through your stuff as well! I'm printing a poster for every one of my suitcases now. I might even print some for my carry-on bags to mess with the screeners there.

@Chocolatey Shatner: Regarding "@ Jamshid666: wellthis "PETA-boi" is a total faggot, so I'm not really worried about some girl "eating my meat" anyway."

Damn, I'm going to have to revise my statement and make that S.O. instead of girlfriend. How non-PC of me.

To the PETA-bois that responded earlier on this board. just remember one thing. IF your girlfriend is vegan, she won't eat meat. And that will put a bit of a damper on your love life.

Why are you waiting for a specific season to barbecue? There's nothing like playing with fire while standing on a sheet of ice during a snowstorm. And with enough antifreeze (beer/vodka/whiskey), you won't feel the cold anyway.

Is this some kind of performance-enhancing drug for the crickets?

hot linking to Cock just seems wrong...

Hey Cinemajay, you're just mad that no one talks about LemonParty anymore....

No Numa-Numa? No TROOPS? What lamer decided on this list? Oh, and I found out out 2 girls 1 cup BEFORE you updated and posted the warning. Thanks. Please excuse me now while I get a knife and pry my eyes out. You owe us a Unicorn.

To #8, I live a six-hour drive away from Atlanta. At one point, I had an assignment that required me to travel there on an almost weekly basis. Suffice to say, I live near a regional airport, so I am pretty much locked into using ASA, a crappy Delta partner with a 20% on-time rating (yes, they get away with being late 80% of the time). Even though the flight time is only an hour and a half, given the ontime percentage, it was generally faster to drive the six hours than to deal with the airport hassle.

I have become so disgusted with airline travel that if the destination is within 500 miles, I choose to drive.

I've never done it intentionally, but there have been several times when I got off the plane at my destination and pulled my phone out to turn it on, only to realize that I didn't turn it off before the flight. Obviously my phone couldn't have caused that much interference as I'm not dead yet.

Wouldn't this be cool after you've dropped one of those blue mints in there?