I am going to have some serious nightmares tonight after seeing that sh!t!!!

Cory, thanks for bringing to light all the examples you've been posting of this sort of bull$hit...

How about a longcat?

Sure, I hate Scientology and Microsoft as much as anyone else (and wouldn't mind punching the ***k out of the 'punch-the-monkey' monkey), but I also don't want BB to go dark for lack of cash...

Or, in the words of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, "They may be Pink, but their money's green."

@Teresa Nielsen Hayden / Moderator, thanks for your spam-munging, and thank you for your service to this blog.

@apstick, if you happen to know how to get in touch with this Morley Preppernau person, please get in touch.

I tried to have my employer get me one of these from the xw line, but sticker shock on my IT director's part inspired him to declare, "dude, you're getting a Dell."

They're really supposed to be fantastic machines, despite the marketers' BS.

Maggie Simpson shot Charles Montgomery Burns in the "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" cliffhanger and gunned down the mobsters who had the intention of whacking Homer Simpson.

Either Apple already C&D'd them (yes, that quick), or we've boing-boinged their site. (they're offline ATM.)

Guess i'll stick with my winxp at least a little longer...

Tonsils? My guess is that it's a similar reason as to why the "head table" workers got sick.

http://www.boston.com/business/articles/2007/12/07/11_minn_slaughterhouse_workers_fall_ill/

December 7, 2007

ST. PAUL, Minn.—On the slaughterhouse floor at Quality Pork Processors Inc. is an area known as the "head table," but not because it is the place of honor. It is where workers cut up pigs' heads and then shoot compressed air into the skulls until the brains come spilling out.
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But now the grisly practice has come under suspicion from health authorities.

Over eight months from last December through July, 11 workers at the plant in Austin, Minn. -- all of them employed at the head table -- developed numbness, tingling or other neurological symptoms, and some scientists suspect inhaled airborne brain matter may have somehow triggered the illnesses.

The use of compressed air to remove pig brains was suspended at Quality Pork earlier this week while authorities try to get to the bottom of the mystery.

Despite the feigned surprise in my earlier comment, this is old "news."

http://www.gemworld.com/US-Symbol-DC.html

http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/pentagon/

http://earthops.org/pentagram.html

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Illuminati/dc.htm

lolwut?

OMG I work inside the Satanic Pentagram!

Does it do SMS?

And it's also a handy tool with which to strangle Tibetan dissidents!

To paraphrase the sage Homer Simpson, "Could Jesus be tripping so hard that He Himself could not come down from it?"

#5 -- I don't think it's just you. This photo has sex all over it -- the house wife's fantasy-answer to all the cheating absentee husbands... like those glorified cheaters fucking their secretaries in AMC's series "Mad Men." I'd even go so far as to say that the robot looks a little black (or at least wearing black-face). This was 1961 after all.

She'll sleep well tonight!

Somehow, I don't think fighting fires is what that housewife pictured here had in mind...

As this is the "Fujifilm UVIR Digital Camera USA End User License Agreement," I wonder if customers in other countries must agree to similar EULAs... but then, considering the (ahem) "post-9/11 world" that we're living in, I could also imagine that it might be illegal to import this technology into the states, even if I could buy it legally abroad...

Guess I'll just stick with my Pentax K1000 for a little while longer.

It's just nasty to contemplate eating ANYTHING in a strip club. (I guess it's somehow related to the old saying "don't shit where you eat.") Maybe *that's* why the business is failing.


That said, show me a vegan/pirate-themed restaurant and I'm there!

Speaking of the perfect being the enemy of the good, thanks, Qozmiq.

Now, I finally know how to pronounce emo in Spanish: "ém-mo" (and the plural is los ém-mos).

As Mexico goes, so goes the nation.

I could argue that if we were really eco-conscious wouldn't need a clothes dryer... but it's irrelevant to me, because I want to keep my clean clothes as far away as possible from the fecal matter disposal bowl.

Given at most twenty more years, they'll be thumbs-upping and anal-probing our body-bagged corpses as thanks for the excesses of this administration...

Jack The Tab

I can't get Baltimore's ubiquitous slogan "BELIEVE" out of my head.

TPC is floating test balloons and are almost ready to make their move. (Cue ominous Lalo Schifrin music.)

Sweet Jesus, trains, one toke?!! Home Sweet Mary!

See also Ellen Fullman's "long string instrument" for more string manipulation action.

so funny, on so many levels...

A cure for my short-term memory loss? I'll smoke to that!

Open to the public. I hear it's pretty cool:
National Cryptologic Museum
http://www.nsa.gov/museum/

Not worth the time or expense:
International Spy Museum
http://www.spymuseum.org/
If I wanted to see James Bond's car, I'd rent a DVD...

I am SO ready to move to the left coast!

@DCER -- Jumbo Slice is the Plague of 18th Street

We need to modify that diagram to conform with the new Global War On Terror guidelines.

ISO vegan pastafarian support group

Man, that's even better than the Blackwater teddy bear!

We prefer to call them "extended interrogation techniques."

It really is a great collection of films, BTW...

Ads? In mah PDF?

HOLDEN: One one eight seven at Hunterwasser...
LEON: Oh... that's the hotel.
HOLDEN: What?
LEON: Where I live.
HOLDEN: Nice place ?
LEON: Huh? Sure. Yeah. I guess. Is that.. part of the test?

"You laugh, you win?" A meme is reborn.

I think they're already using G'n'R as one of those "enhanced" interrogation techniques we've been reading about in the news

Keepin' it ital...

This should hold'em until they learn to operate the TV remote

http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order/

You haven't lived until you've had #1313, the "Benumbed hot vegetables fries fuck silk."

I'll point out that that today is the anniversary of the repeal of Prohibition (of alcohol) in the USA.

http://www.repealday.org/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repeal_of_prohibition

Cheers! ...and, um, Legalize It!!!111

-- JahKnow

Bring on the beer volcanoes!