Crap, I screwed up the last one. And, for anyone wondering, I've personally never actually seen 'Two Girls, One Cup'...

"Brooklyn STD Treatment Center, Outpatient Clinic"

"Execute Mumia!"

"Read 'Hitler was Right' by Bubba Whitebread"

"The person holding this pen is an idiot"

"I watched 'Three Girls in a Cup' and LIKED IT!"

I wrote a review of Distraction for Epinions many years ago. It seems to have succumbed to some kind of bit rot since; there are words I didn't write scattered through the text. Weird.

This makes me think of a humor essay I wrote on this subject...