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Irene Delse

Website: http://www.irenedelse.com

Bio: I'm a French author of science fiction, fantasy and young adult fiction. I live in Paris with a crazy old cat and blog about several things besides books, cats and computers.

Ben Stein: "science leads you to killing people"

May 2, 2008 9:48am

@ WWEBOING: "scientific socialism" ? It was neither scientific nor socialist. It was ideology masquerading as science, and bad science being made a tool by a power-hungry clique.

As for "socialism"...

You know what's ironic? Stalin himself boasted once to have "killed more Communists than Hitler", for putting to death the majority of party members who had a part in the October revolution. He didn't want to have historic revolutionaries standing between him and absolute power.

Gaiman on fair use

April 24, 2008 10:26am

"Genre fiction, as Terry Pratchett has pointed out, is a stew. You take stuff out of the pot, you put stuff back. The stew bubbles on."

A good metaphor, but even older than that: J. R. R. Tolkien used the same image of stuff going into a bubbling pot, and stories being the resulting stew.
IIRC, it was in 1947 in his essay "On Fairy-stories".

Bruce Schneier goes "Inside the Twisted Mind of the Security Professional"

April 15, 2008 11:54am

I'm also reminded of something a character said in Lois McMaster Bujold's novel "Cetaganda":

"He works in intelligence, not counter-intelligence. His motivation is curiosity, not paranoia."

Bruce Schneier goes "Inside the Twisted Mind of the Security Professional"

April 15, 2008 11:36am

@ Kmoser: Yes, "engineering vs security (or hacker) mindset" is probably too simply put. Engineering failure analysis probably produces the same kind of mindset.

Orlando-area people raise monkey as surrogate kids -- "monkids"

April 11, 2008 12:13pm

Remember Nancy Kress' "Maximum Light"? *shivers*

French Parliament Say Non to Sarkozy-style "Three Strikes" Internet rule

April 11, 2008 3:22am

@ Takuan : He's Carla Bruni's husband. Nuff said.

French Parliament Say Non to Sarkozy-style "Three Strikes" Internet rule

April 10, 2008 12:01pm

Cool, but the title should be "European Parliament says Non..."

The French parliament is solidly aligned with Sarkozy, alas, or we wouldn't have the 3-strikes Internet legislation in France either.

Nickname triggers bomb scare at Florida State University

April 3, 2008 12:50pm

That story would have been perfect for April Fools' Day...

Creepily lifelike CGI woman

March 30, 2008 11:45am

Ooh, here's S1m0ne. Or her Asian countepart, anyway...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0258153/

1936 1934 Japanese cartoon with evil Mickey Mouse

March 17, 2008 2:05pm

That old Mickey Mouse looks unpleasantly like classic antisemitic caricatures of the period. Creepy.

But the several "okay" uttered by the Japanese "good guys"... Wierdly hilarious.

Trousers made from recycled WWII British army tents

March 13, 2008 3:11pm

Heh, that style may come back in fashion. Looks just like what Indiana Jones wears — and with all the stains and imperfections, you'll look just like Indy does at the end of the adventure!

Nine Inch Nails goes Creative Commons remix-friendly with new album

March 3, 2008 10:22am

You gotta love it when a group uses this for an official release:
http://thepiratebay.org/tor/4059158/Nine_Inch_Nails_-_Ghosts_I_(2008)

Free download of Neil Gaiman's American Gods

March 1, 2008 2:10pm

@ Andrew (#26): Don't blame Gaiman. We don't know the details of his HarperCollins contract, but I guess they own the e-publishing rights to his books, simply because they bought them at the same time as the "dead tree edition" rights. And not only him, but a lot of authors' contracts have the same provision. It depends on what the copyright law is in your country, of course, and on wether you have an Internet savvy agent or not, but more often than not, the first stop for book authors who would like to go into e-publishing is their own "dead tree" publisher!

So, if you're frustrated by HarperCollins unhelpful and clunky "free" edition, just go to the "Short stories" section of his website, for several free e-texts:
http://www.neilgaiman.com/p/Cool%20Stuff/Short%20Stories
A fair sample of his talent ;-)

Knowledge isn't property: Guardian column

February 26, 2008 9:43am

@ Jeff (#26): I can't speak for Cory, but you know, the scenario you imagine is nothing far-fetched. It's called "fanfiction".

Which is all right with many authors as long as it's explicitly labelled as such. Since Down And Out in the Magic Kingdom is published under a CC license allowing derivative works, you would be within you rights if you wrote a fanfiction in which the characters were gay martian koalas.

Futuristic public toilet in London

February 26, 2008 6:10am

It's definitely the JC Decaux toilet, with its fugly retro-futuristic design.

JC Decaux is huge indeed. It's the world's second largest outdoor advertising corporation, after Clear Channel, and the n°1 for street furniture. Last year, they teamed with Paris municipality to deploy a fleet of city bikes.

Smoking pistachio nut

February 25, 2008 1:11pm

The blog is in French and Spanish. This story is a take on the recent smoking ban in French bars and restaurants... They talk about taking the photo:

Meeting with the pals

"Look, a smoking pistaccio!"
"Ooo, how cute!"
"This one goes on the blog, right now!"
"Ooo, it's funny!"
"Use the super-mega-macro..."
"Click"

Then, in comments, somebody makes a crack about "pistaccios being banned in French bars because of your little games"!

Jasmina Tešanović: The Day After / Kosovo

February 25, 2008 12:58pm

And that part about needing to "read up on Gibson and Sterling"... Oh so cluelessly ironic!

Knowledge isn't property: Guardian column

February 25, 2008 10:15am

@ Complicity: Are you saying that Cory should work for free? Do you perhaps confuse an Internet rights activist with a monk having renounced all earthly possessions?

Magazines pay for the right to print a story, not for the ownership of the ideas or the words in the story. (That's part of the point of the above post itself, BTW.) They give a compensation for the time and work the writer put in assembling the words in the story, just as a lawyer. But writers are often paid a lot less ;-)

Science Fiction Writers of America election is a referendum on copyright craziness

February 25, 2008 7:53am

Jeff (#6): Happily for the SFWA members, it needn't turn into a Cory-or-Burt deathmatch, because there is another candidate: Russell Davis (SFWA’s current Western Regional Director), whose platform is here:
http://community.livejournal.com/sfwa/43956.html

Plus, John Scalzi invited him to chat with the readers of his blog, under the post quoted above, and you can read his answers to their questions.

Study: Players feel relief when killed in violent games

February 25, 2008 7:40am

My 2 cents: no wonder they feel relief when the nerve-wracking action suddenly stops ;-)

Science Fiction Writers of America election is a referendum on copyright craziness

February 25, 2008 1:43am

Don't forget the link to the "Andrew Burt for president" parodic posters page, by the_flea_king:
http://the-flea-king.livejournal.com/330373.html
It's the source of the sinking ship pic above. ;-)

Remixable German documentary about me and Internet freedom

February 24, 2008 8:24am

#8 : I concur, it would have been nice... But since the docu is remixable, it's possible they are leaving that to the Internet community.

Steven Brust's unauthorized Firefly fanfic novel

February 19, 2008 12:48pm

I love that person simulator theory. So, basically, a fanfic is a fork of the original program, er, story? ;-)

Worst food in America: Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing

February 13, 2008 3:41am

Pâté de fois gras on poutine??? Argh! Quebecois traitors! I'll go and die quietly somewhere, thanks... Preferably in a place where fois gras is served whole, cold, with rye bread and a nice white wine.

UK tries to sneak in redonkulous new anti-piracy legislation

February 12, 2008 1:57pm

*sigh* I see the British legislators aren't brighter than French ones, then. Because this proposal is a copy (oh, the irony!) of our very own "Olivennes" bill:
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/11/25/french-law-will-forc.html

Yes, the one greenlighted recently by president Sarkozy. (Who, coincidentally, just married a pop singer. Jeez, Talk about protecting your spouse's career...)

Who cut the cheese? I mean the transoceanic 'net cables?

February 6, 2008 10:03am

Hmm.... Don't forget Karel Čapek's Newts!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_with_the_Newts

Who cut the cheese? I mean the transoceanic 'net cables?

February 6, 2008 6:51am

I'm with Takuan #42, here. So, own up, Earth governments: who annoyed the xenobaths?

Fine news

February 3, 2008 10:24am

I imagine baby Poesy's first thoughts: "First they mistake me for a porpoise, then it's paparazzi time! I'll keep my eyes shut, nah."

He, he ;-)

Congrat, then, happy parents!

Organlegging nurse sold diseased corpsemeat for dental implants, knees and disks

January 31, 2008 3:10pm

Wow, this sounds awfully like a "Bones" episode. I think the title was "The graft in the girl". Creepy.

Radio troll "Filipino Monkey" may have transmitted in Strait of Hormuz

January 13, 2008 11:15am

Meanwhile, somebody is selling nuclear technology to Saudi Arabia, Iran's competitor for regional leadership:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7185660.stm

Sarkozy to abolish GDP, defend against sovereign funds and other predators

January 11, 2008 11:22am

Sorry to bust your cosy French-bashing, folks, but Sarkozy already surrendered the country to, in order:

1) Corporations,

2) his pal GWB,

3) Carla Bruni.

Obviously.

Sarkozy to abolish GDP, defend against sovereign funds and other predators

January 11, 2008 9:54am

@ #18 - Actually, Jerry Lewis and Sylvester Stallone are NOT favorites of the French public anymore. And haven't been for a long time! Please update your stereotypes, people ;-)

Sarkozy to abolish GDP, defend against sovereign funds and other predators

January 11, 2008 9:34am

Sarkozy has a record of making unrealistic and often mutually exclusive promises. For instance, now he's talking about replacing GDP by HDI as a measure of progress in France. But his reforms of Social security are in effect making health care more expensive in France. So even if we avoid looking at the stagnant GDP figure, we are going to see a stagnant or failing "happiness index"...

Sarkozy to abolish GDP, defend against sovereign funds and other predators

January 11, 2008 6:22am

It's embarrassing for all of us French citizens. I didn't vote for him, but his showbiz-y antics and endless bragging and boasting are embarrassing all the same when you share the same country. He's our own little Berlusconi, a BS-heavy president...

Spider attacks shuttle

December 11, 2007 10:16am

Thanks Nasa and the anonymous spider for reenacting a famous scene from Tintin's "the Shooting Star"!

Scribd introduces copyright filter

December 9, 2007 8:09am

15: Elsewhere than the Internet? ;)

New York Archdiocese's anti-pedophile coloring book

December 3, 2007 11:01am

He's a altar server putting on (or removing) his alb (the long white robe they wear during the mass). He and the priest are in the sacristy, a room in or near the church building where vestments, sacred vessels, altar linen, etc., are kept. You see a chalice and a cabinet which must hold the wine and Holy Host for the Eucharist. But brooms and other secular cleaning utensils are often also kept in the sacristy, of course.

Holy crap, I love the cover of my next book!

December 3, 2007 10:42am

#14: Just what I thought when I saw that cover... A wink to both 1984 and Good Omens, I guess ?

French law proposal will force ISPs to spy on users and terminate downloaders without trial

November 26, 2007 6:39am

DFMZFR wrote
"We actually have a bunch of safeguards to ensure that citizens rights are protected."

Actually, no. We French citizens have significantly *less* constitutional safeguards than the USA. Justice isn't really an independant power, here, and the executive is more powerful than the legislative. The parliament can't block a bill introduced by the government, for instance. As for the media, well, TF1 may be less strident than Fox News, but it's the Voice of its Master nevertheless.

(It's embarrassing for us all, really. Think about it: the major French media outlets, TV, press, publishing, etc., are controlled by close personal friends of the president: Martin Bouygue, Arnaud Lagardère, Vincent Bolloré...)

Amazon Kindle: the Web makes Amazon go bad crazy

November 21, 2007 3:50am

Hi, this is my first Boing Boing comment too.

As en ebook enthusiast living outside the USA, I'm very, very disappointed about Amazon's decision to make the Kindle available only to US-based customers. It's ironic, because I'm a longtime Amazon customer, and bought books and CDs from Amazon.com long before they even opened their european stores! Now, not only Amazon doesn't want to send a Kindle to me, but it uses the EVDO system, which doesn't even work where I live. Thanks, but no thanks, Mr. Bezos!

Another thing: the proprietary format used by the Kindle is a lot more annoying than simple DRM-ed ebooks. The Kindle requires you to by their own .AZW books, but can't read ordinary PDF or the DRM'd Mobipocket (.prc or .mobi) ebooks sold through other retailers! I already got a few of those (my favorite authors don't always go with the no-DRM strategy, alas) and couldn't read them on the Kindle even if I would, and could, buy one.

The other ebook readers available right now to the US market (the Sony PRS, the Philips-iRex iLiad, and Bookeen's Cybook Gen3) can read the common ebook formats, including the de-facto standard Mobipocket, with or without DRMs.

Last month, the Paris-based company Bookeen released their brand new ebook reader, Cybook Gen3, with 6-inch e-ink display, USB connectivity and several very nice features, like dictionnary lookup, adding your own fonts or zooming on PDF books. It can read DRM and non-DRM books, is not locked to one ebook retailer, and American residents can order it for 350 USD through the Bookeen online store:

http://www.bookeen.com/ebook/ebook-reading-device.aspx

I hasten to say that I have nothing to do with the Bookeen company, I'm just a happy, happy customer. I've been using my Cybook Gen3 for about a week now, and I'm very pleased I bought it, because it's a very nice way of reading e-texts, especially if you're an avid reader.

Something other of interest for American residents: Baen's NAEB ("Not Another E-Book") company is going to distribute the Cybook Gen3 to US and Canada next month, and provide local customer support.

So, if Amazon "kindles" interest for ebooks, fine, but don't jump and buy one of their customer-enslaving machines! Try the competition first ;-)

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