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Wired editor bans PR flacks

October 30, 2007 2:48pm

I feel his pain. At least three or four times a day I have to unsubscribe from some list or newsletter someone else decided I need to add to my reading list.

As far as "information" goes, I have never seen anything of remote value in a press release. Theyu are not information, they're glorified spam.

Andrew Keen gets it wrong again

October 30, 2007 1:34pm

Keen's more intent on protecting his niche than getting it right. I sent you a long list of stories broken (not "aggregated") by bloggers a few weeks back that was a response to more of the same...O'll see if I can't relocate that link.

Man placed on sex offenders register for sex with bike

October 29, 2007 3:34pm

Maybe he shouls have just married it first:

http://www.berlinermauer.se/

HOWTO make a flashing Mario Bros mushroom pumpkin

October 29, 2007 9:14am

I thought about trying this, but I think I'd just use the led-nightlight we've already got.

Speaking of geek pumpkins:

http://www.fantasypumpkins.com/2006-pumpkins/deathstar1.jpg

HOWTO make sugar skulls

October 28, 2007 10:51am

It's actually very easy. We use our molds to make paper mache versions, too, which we decorate with dimensional paint...they come out pretty close to the real thing, and you can keep them without getting mice. :-)

Taser death at Vancouver Airport

October 26, 2007 4:20pm

They apparently waited a pretty long time before calling paramedics:

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20071025/airport_death_071025/20071026?hub=Canada

1965 skateboard movie: Skaterdater

October 26, 2007 4:17pm

Love the bare feet.

Strange squid with human-like "teeth"

October 26, 2007 11:55am

It's a dalek...

Bogus "tractor beam" video

October 24, 2007 5:31pm

Somewhere I saw a video-debunking of a "chi master" who used a magnet to make objects slide on a table.

DHS: "Prior Governent Permission" rules for fliers, invasive dossiers

October 24, 2007 11:21am

I think that people are a lot more upset and angry about this than is commonly accepted- but what can you do? Can't vote it away, can't fight it without being disappeared, can't emigrate (nobody wants us.)

It is the very definition of fascism when you need state permission to move about or freely associate, when you're spied on in the streets and in your home, and when you're subject to search just about anywhere you happen to go.

And just in case we won't accept it as a safeguiard against terrorism, or to "protect" voting, it's all about nasty illegal aliens taking our healthcare and lettuce-picking jobs.

Two-Hulk Halloween

October 24, 2007 8:38am

I think it's greta that he's doing that...I'm also wheat intolerant, and it would sure be nice to have garlic bread again someday.

Harper's Weekly excerpt

October 23, 2007 10:37am

Actually, the lions weren't found next to the fence- they came to that guy looking for them when they vanished, and he admitted he'd buried them after his fence killed them.

HOWTO Add a "charred corpse" effect to a plastic skeleton

October 18, 2007 11:22am

Har, har. :-)

HOWTO Add a "charred corpse" effect to a plastic skeleton

October 18, 2007 7:33am

I have a bucky corpse on my porch. Since putting him there, I haven't had any religious solicititation, and these people used to interrupt me daily. I might keep him there.

Weirdly, some strange guy stopped by and kissed him.

Here's a (bad) picture of him:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/infinitysnake/322008060/in/photostream/

We had him boarded at the piratye store last year, but he creeped out the owner's wife and they kept him in the back.

Iconic horror movie scream

October 17, 2007 9:46am

You guys posted this one almost exactly a year ago. :-)

Fun with Google's Image Labeler

October 16, 2007 3:42pm

I did that for awhile earlier this year, but I got tired of all the people who can't spell but still insist on participating.

Vatican publish Knights Templar documents

October 13, 2007 9:58pm

This whole story has been very interesting. Even before Benedict became Benedict, he was investigating Templars. As for the conspiracy angles, there are a lot...anonymous "Templars" were making "apologize of we're telling on you" threats, and Ratzi was reportedly taking them seriously. IOW, there were a lot of strange thing going on behind the scenes.

Counterfeit $1 million bill

October 10, 2007 10:50am

I would call that "fake," not counterfeit. The latter implies intentional duplicity on the maker's part.

Furniture made from aviation salvage

October 4, 2007 2:29pm

My FIL sells aircraft salvage...used to have literal tons of this stuff lying aroun. The bomb bits always looked like rockets to me, so I had this fantasy about making a marvin-the -martian style playground...

Where the Wild Things Are meets Cthulhu

October 4, 2007 10:20am

I would definitely wear that...

Blog devoted to mustaches of the 19th Century

October 4, 2007 9:53am

This would go well with the victorian hair blog...

Bug sized knit outfits

October 3, 2007 2:11pm

No, they're for Denis Kucinich to keep in his pocket! ;-)

Nail assist: concept gadget to keep you from hammering your fingers

October 3, 2007 8:44am

Why spend money when you have a comb or (as the previous reader mentioned) a piece of cardboard? This is consumerism at its silliest.

Stylized Star Wars line-art tees

October 3, 2007 7:58am

These remind me of Muslinm calligraphy.

Mystery man leaves trail of stone heads in the UK

October 2, 2007 6:55pm

One of my readers figured this one out yesterday; it's a promo for a local artist:

http://www.paradox-carving.co.uk/paradox/

HOWTO Make monster Hallowe'en cupcakes

October 2, 2007 6:49pm

I know those- there are directions in Martha Stewart's halloween issue from last year...maybe on the website now?

My Guardian column on censorship versus copyright protection

October 2, 2007 8:45am

Wouldn't it be a great day if corporate entities were varred from copyright ownership? I would love to see what would happen if only originating artists were eligible for copyrights!

Disney kills its spy-on-your-kids phones

October 1, 2007 6:46pm

"For some parents, statistics about the rarity of child kidnapping just don't allay their (arguably) exaggerated fears."

I think it is exaggerated, and there's a different attitude now. When i was young, I walked to school (about 2 miles) with my younger sibs. We had an incident where a creep tried to pick us up, and tried with several other kids. He was unsuccessful, because every one of us knew better and he was caught, and we kept on walking to school. Now, I get funny attitudes from other parents for letting my own kids walk a block, to a school I can see from my yard.

How to filter out press releases from your email

October 1, 2007 6:14pm

That's handy...I think more than half of what I get these days is press-release spam.

Woman dies in security custody at airport

October 1, 2007 11:31am

Shoot, whoops. What I meant to do was quote and repond there, must have got cut off- what I said was: Oddly, they don't seem to have them in holding rooms, or interrogation rooms- places where you'd think they'd be most necessary.

Disney kills its spy-on-your-kids phones

October 1, 2007 10:25am

A low tech possibility:

http://www.reminderband.com/about.php

With mom & dad's cell numbers, of course.

Woman dies in security custody at airport

October 1, 2007 10:20am

I'm wondering if there was a camera in the holding room

New Blade Runner: OMG Deckard is a [REDACTED]

October 1, 2007 8:58am

Yes, the unicorn dream and the origami were in the original director's cut.

New AT&T terms of service: We'll cut off your Internet connection for criticizing us

September 30, 2007 8:16pm

I cut my teeth on the GEnie SFRT and Usenet. I don't blink for trifles. What you're saying is that you personally didn't dislike those passages.

Congratulations on being such a fast reader, by the way. Not all of Boing Boing's readers are so thoroughly on top of things that they see all the first states of comments, and then re-read all the comment threads frequently enough to spot the changes as they happen.

-- get vandalized.
Do you think so? Yet I recall you having no trouble reading Cpt. Tim's disemvoweled text.

I don't like deleting comments. It lessens the integrity of the thread as the record of a conversation. It doesn't tell the author of the deleted comment what portion of it prompted the deletion, and it doesn't tell the other participants anything.

I'm not willing to edit comments in the sense of deleting some words but not others, or changing one word for another. I've been an editor for a long time, and I know too much about editing's powers and limitations to think that's a good idea.

In the meantime, when I think about vandalism in online conversations, what comes to my mind is bad behavior, careless language, failure to pay attention to other participants and their remarks, dragging in boilerplate arguments only marginally connected with the topic, attitudinizing, taking cheap shots, engaging in self-dramatization at the expense of real interaction, and posting comments without reading the thread.

It makes the bloggers look oversensitive
No. They're not the ones doing it. I am.

Something that's not going to be obvious to the casual reader. I've read here every day for years, and went through several days of funny looking posts and still had no idea who you were until this erupted.

and certainly dampens the conversation-
Uh-huh. Which is why Making Light has all those vanishingly short comment threads.


You mean, should they think before they type? Of course they should. We all should, here and in any other forum.

You can "just be yourself" in terms of your self-presentation, or you can care about the responses you get from others; but you can't do both.

The conversation isn't restrained. Engagement, civility, clear language, and valid rhetorical and logical structures set conversation free. The absence of them does far more to keep interesting things from getting said in online discussions than any moderator ever born.

Oh, malarkey. Usenet hasn't gone away, and speech there is as untrammeled as ever. All the species of online pest still freely romp through its newsgroups. Nothing's stopping you or anyone else from hanging out there -- except the lousy signal-to-noise ratio, and the lack of an audience.


If you undertake to run your own forum on those lines, I promise I'll watch with interest.

But I don't think you will. Honestly, I think you're just too defensive to actually listen to what I'm saying to you.

Bad signs of the world: Flickr pool

September 30, 2007 9:35am

Awesome...I have a whole collection of my own to add to this.

New AT&T terms of service: We'll cut off your Internet connection for criticizing us

September 29, 2007 8:58pm

Actually, Theresa, Xeni did tell Tim that his comments had not been edited, when clearly they had. I'm sure it chalks up to a misunderstanding rather than a lie, but nothing Tim has claimed here is not technically true- and I do think he had every reason to have his feeling bruised over the whole silly thing. He was made to look like a crackpot (and later, a crybaby) after he had perfectly reasonable comments moderated.

I'm sure I'm not the only person who finds the level of comment control here disturbing- I've seen a lot of things that wouldn't make anyone blink get vandalized. It makes the bloggers look oversensitive at best and certainly dampens the conversation- should people really have to worry so much about expressing an opinion here? And if so, what is the point of opening comments if the conversation is so restrained?

I'd also lioke to address the continual arguments about censorship on privately owned fora- I think that yes, it's a given that one has a right to censor one's own propterty. That being said, it seems awfully shortsighted to exercise that right when not truly necessary. There is no public square on the net anymore, so in effect, there is no free speech. Consequently, one would hope that the people who provide a forum would be as restrained as possible when policing it.

Titan missile silo for sale

September 27, 2007 12:10pm

My husband grew up on a repurposed Nike site, and we lived there until about four years ago. Trust me, it's not worth the work to make the places livable. Lead in the walls, paper phone lines...and there's a definite down side to blast-proof floors.

Also, they want way more money than it's worth.

List of the "World's Weirdest/Stupidest Conspiracy Theories"

September 26, 2007 1:52pm

Calton, I remember that guy..I even have one of his flyers somewhere. I used to have a decent collection from berkeley, inc. the guy who was being destroyed via fluorescent lights by the government, and the 'aliens are everywhere' guy..

List of the "World's Weirdest/Stupidest Conspiracy Theories"

September 26, 2007 8:50am

Gnosticism? Seriously? Muight as well include Buddhism for espousing a near-identical philosophy.

Sheesh.

One Laptop Per Child machines for sale this Christmas: buy two, one goes to developing world

September 24, 2007 10:58am

I think they're fantastic, I I think some of the arguments against these are intellectually dishonest. One computer in the hands of one clever child can bring all sorts of new ideas to the table, and allows good ideas to be shared more easily. It's not going to make anyone's life easy, but that's not the point- I think the idea is to provide a light at the end of the tunnel.

My own life hardly parallels most of these childrens' experiences, but I did grow up in poverty. Well meaning donations of clothese, food, etc. certainly helped, but my kids are living an upper-middle-class lifestyle in large part because I was given opportunities to further my education, including computer access and training at a time when a lot of people were still clucking about the 'computer fad.'

It is technology, not food aid, that brings countries into prosperity.

Copyright and tattoos: who owns your skin?

September 24, 2007 10:22am

What a strange issue. I can certainly understand if an artist takes exception to another artist copying their designs, but I can't believe any would object to a client disaplaying their own body any way they see fit. I do think it's aklin to the dress issue- as per the example above Meryl certainly doesn't need permission to wear her designer dress to be photographed in; the same I imagine holds for decorated skin.

I'm also happy I opted for antique art myself so i won't have to worry about some furure claim on my skin.

HOWTO Make "witches jars" for Hallowe'en decor

September 24, 2007 8:56am

Ih, funny- we've been doing something pretty similar to this all week. The fakes go with some real quack medicine & poison bottles as part of our display.

Burqinis and the new Muslim chic

September 20, 2007 5:16pm

@LesNez:

Well said, than you.

Burqinis and the new Muslim chic

September 20, 2007 2:01pm

Theresa, I still think that went over the line into pointless censorship. If you didn't like what the poster had to say, then why not simply tell him why you disagreed? The idea that one might get censored over an idealogical pov here of all places is just mind-boggling. I think that electing to mangle a perfectly valid opinion rather than rebut it showed a great deal of disrespect to the poster and to the readers.

Burqinis and the new Muslim chic

September 20, 2007 12:40pm

Yeah, I find the editing disturbing too- after I finally worked out what he was saying, it didn't seem the least bit poffensive. What gives?

UK police using hovering camera for surveillance

September 20, 2007 12:33pm

Sci-fi dystopia, here we come.

Harvard bookstore: Our prices are "property"

September 19, 2007 11:07am

Hmm...maybe next time I'm pulled over, I'll tell the officer my license is my "intellectual property." Pft.

ABC "Nightline" on Home Video Legalities - 1981 (video)

September 18, 2007 12:07pm

Love the ASCAP report. ASCAP behaves exactly like the mob. I remember they used to come around Gilman and demand we pay for "insurance" (ie protection racket) that cost more than our rent. After we said no so many times, they turned up one night with baseball bats to "persuade" our director.

Chicago 7 Sketches Released to Historical Museum

September 18, 2007 11:35am

Iirc, Abbie and jerry lived in our building whern I was little. (Or the other way around)

Capitol police attack, break leg of anti-war minister (video)

September 13, 2007 11:58am

Everyone behaved badly here. The protester os just the sort who comes around looking, hoping for negative attention, and when he gets it, he ruins the effectiveness of the protest. I do think the police overreacted, as seems to be typical- but unless their silly charges are held up by the court, it's kinda moot.

I spent years goping to these things and it's common practice for them to charge you with every last thing they can think of- assault on a police officer (yelling), resisting arrest (squirming when they hit you), and so on. The only way to be effective in these situations is to leave no shadow of doubt on your own behavior. People latch on to any reason to believe in puclic officials, especially cops, so your own behavior has to be near-saintly if you want to prevail.

Jackie Gleason's occult library on exhibit in Miami

September 13, 2007 11:37am

Voodooism?!

Giant web woven by a variety of spider families

September 13, 2007 11:03am

Cool...an arachnid art collective. :-)

Disney toys made under conditions that violate Chinese labor laws

September 13, 2007 10:51am

I read a recent story that mentioned American programmers moving to China for better hours/conditions, so I'm not sure the US is much better.

Trent Reznor to China: download our music, don't buy it from pirates

September 13, 2007 10:45am

"I love repeating my point that I bought more CDs when Napster was around then after the crackdown, but anyways."

So true. I found hundreds of new songs and artists using audiogalaxy back in the day- and bought tons of music because of it. Now, pretty much never..or when I hear something I like on a blog or in passing.

eBay seller sues Autodesk for the right to sell used AutoCAD

September 13, 2007 10:43am

Good for him.

Venomous cobra retained to patrol ugly expensive shoes at Harrods

September 11, 2007 8:40am

Obviously it wasn't for protection, but a silly publicity stunt. And afaik, it's only illegalk when deadly...the threat is probably legal.

CA bill would ban forced subdermal RFID-tagging of humans

September 4, 2007 3:26pm

I think it is certainly likely. The obvious sell would be child molesters, possibly immigrants, prisoners- any "undesirable" where fear can be played on for public acceptance. Combine that with "voluntary" tagging of children, alzheimer's patients, government employees, etc., and it could become a matter of routine for some classes of people.

Papers Please: Arrested at Circuit City for refusing to show ID, receipt

September 2, 2007 1:25pm

"Is this really a violation of fourth amendment rights? "

Yes. If they ask, and you volunteer, that's one thing- but the minute they tell you you can't leave, that's a fourth amendment issue.

Papers Please: Arrested at Circuit City for refusing to show ID, receipt

September 2, 2007 3:46am

Thane is wrong. pricvate property or not, they dio not have the right or any reasonable excuse to search your person or your belongings- the fourth amendment applies no matter where you happen to be. The store is perfectly within reason to ask, but never, ever to force.

It goes without saying I have no plans to ever set foot in another circuit city store.

Article about conspiracies at Denver International Airport

September 1, 2007 2:01pm

Exactly- and sports reporters aren't necessarily bastions of level-headed sanity to begin with. (Rael is another ex-sports reporter cum Jesus in the flesh, come to think of it...)

Article about conspiracies at Denver International Airport

August 31, 2007 10:52am

In what way is Icke not a crackpot? Yikes. Of course, I've been accused of being a space lizard myself...

Burning Man set on fire early

August 29, 2007 6:38am

Not very original..they've been doing that to the julbok for years.

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