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Bill O'Reilly on Sarah Palin email hack

September 20, 2008 8:40am

I started watching the clip, but my speakers were off. Just watching his lying liver-lips move for 3 seconds convinced me to turn it off. I felafel every time I watch Billo.

Police seize War on Terror board game because its ski-mask "could be used in a criminal act"

August 15, 2008 11:27pm

I read today that a British judge banned a man from visiting his girlfriend because they had loud sex. The british are pathetic sheep and their surveillance state is a dictator's dream machine, just waiting for any and all fascists to pull the levers.

UK farmer built illegal castle behind haybales

February 1, 2008 7:42pm

Tagged and Bagged. The british man is a slave.

London Evening Standard headline generator

January 27, 2008 9:53pm

"IPOD TOOTHPASTE CHAOS"

That, I'd like to see.

Dodd's 30-minute anti-wiretapping barn-stormer -- video

January 23, 2008 10:09pm

Dodd for Senate Majority Leader. He's earned it, and Halfass Harry has to go.

UK declares War on Terror over

December 31, 2007 7:38pm

This is a perfect description of a Neocons and Unitary Executive Theorizers: "They were fantasists, narcissists, murderers and criminals and need to be responded to in that way."

Too bad the Democratic party are also outlaws, unwilling to do their duty.

Old Age Rejuvenator Centrifuge of 1935

December 31, 2007 7:17am

Maybe this could invigorate Fred Thompson. Set it on overdrive. You DID tighten the wing nut screws, right?

Australia dumps national ID card

December 25, 2007 7:16pm

I'd rather have a wallet with 12 cards that all show different parts of who I am and would each have to be forged, than one card, that everyone knows contains all my info and would only have to be forged/hacked once. It all seems so convenient until you get stung.

HOWTO Make a steampunk MP3 player

December 24, 2007 12:10am

Or you could buy a ZUne, those things already look 150 years out of date.

Texas evacuees subject to criminal checks

December 20, 2007 6:18pm

I think it is quite telling that the reporter uses the term "herd of evacuees" we are nothing but cattle to the control freaks in the government and corporations. As the technology of track and control rapidly advance, that will become more and more apparent.

More glitter gifs from Mitch O'Connell and Colleen Fry

December 20, 2007 2:09pm

Keep on kitschin' boingboing. "Serious" art is boring art.

Blender-shaped baby-bath

December 16, 2007 10:59pm

Do they not have sinks, baths or buckets already in Britain?

HOWTO defeat the shoe-scanner at Heathrow

December 14, 2007 10:45am

It doesn't take a genius to get around these systems, only the will to do so. If somebody wants to get something on a plane there are 1 million ways to do so undetected. All the hoops we have to jump through are just a huge waste of time, unless you think that giving the former trailer park kings that now compose the TSA huge ego and authority boosts is a good thing.

w00t is Merriam-Webster's Word of the Year for 2007

December 12, 2007 1:41pm

The Flaming Carrot was saying "woot" way before multi-team video games.

Lagos: fastest-growing city in the world

December 10, 2007 8:43pm

Part 2 should have her bribe the vigilantes to ride their modified mopeds into the Flour Master King's Underground gasoline powered spambot farm.

Animatronic Steve Wozniak comes to Epcot Center ride, animatronic Steve Jobs nowhere in evidence

December 9, 2007 10:23pm

You need to knock the extra " off of the end of this link:

..."larger pic at Lifthill.com)"

Christmas lights powered by electric eel

December 3, 2007 8:18am

"I know it's only our first date, but does that eel lighting up that bushy tree give you any ideas?"

Secret underground temple seized by police

November 23, 2007 8:04pm

#17, you need a beer. I think that whole place is really cool.

One Laptop Per Child sale starts

November 13, 2007 11:15pm

Can you choose it to NOT go to Nigeria?

Corrupt Congressmen say no financial aid to schools that don't send money to DRM services and bust file-sharers

November 11, 2007 5:43pm

Representative George Miller = (202) 225-2095
Representative Rubén Hinojosa = (202) 225-2531
Senator Harry Reid = (202) 224-3542

Tale of the tree that ate cows

October 28, 2007 6:59pm

#7
Chick-fil-a?

ProPublica -- new investigative journalism org.

October 26, 2007 9:58pm

I hate to sound pessimistic, but, having a little trouble with the idea that some Wall Street Journal Philanthropists are going to be struggling for the downtroden by investigating "Government", "Union", "University" and "Media" wrong doing. If they are only twenty times as hard on corporations as the WSJ, it really won't be enough.

Old racist cap gun on eBay

October 25, 2007 10:20pm

Clicking around in here might give you a feeling of the flavor of the time:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chink

Garuda Airlines chief charged with putting arsenic in passenger's meal

October 12, 2007 10:52am

How long until this type of thing becomes commonplace in the U.S.? We already have a de-facto dictatorship in Bush and a congress and court system that is ready to surrender all of our freedoms to our spy agencies.

Court declares parts of Patriot Act unconstitutional

September 26, 2007 10:00pm

This is a great decision, but I'm afraid that the asshat [REDACTED] will just [REDACTED] the decision and continue to [REDACTED] anyway.

Journalist tries out Raytheon's pain-ray weapon: "No sir, I don't like it."

September 24, 2007 5:00pm

Fuck ponies and unicorns. I want the right to peacably assemble and exercize my free speech. I really don't see how someanonymous black-clad, ski-masked, homeland sucuritor a half-mile away with a pian box helps me do that.

Journalist tries out Raytheon's pain-ray weapon: "No sir, I don't like it."

September 24, 2007 10:09am

Naw, I don't find this cute. Nothing much cute about being herded like animals by high tech fascists.

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