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Hunt for the kill switch in microchips

April 30, 2008 8:44pm

While some of these chips might have kill switches, I doubt many do and I doubt that many governments are competent to keep track of this sort of thing. To say nothing of actually implementing an attack.

Boing Boing's Moderation Policy

March 27, 2008 4:44pm

"Q. All the vowels have disappeared from a paragraph I wrote! What's going on?

A. We did it. Someone (a moderator, one of the Boingers) was expressing displeasure at your remarks. The technique is called disemvowelling. It deprecates but does not delete the remark. With work, the disemvowelled text should still be readable. "

The above is very, very stupid.

Major update to Miro, the free/open Internet TV client

March 21, 2008 5:06pm

Like the comments above I've tried to like Miro but it still doesn't obey OS DPI/font settings. I can't use it until it does.

Build a prank camera that shocks a sucker

March 18, 2008 2:38pm

I would hope anybody who his done to them beats the shit of whatever lame-ass prankster.

Alleged CD-bootlegger abandoned in solitary jail cell, left to drink own urine

March 11, 2008 10:18pm

Wow lots of snooty assholes looking down on Arkansans.

Two words: Fuck you!

Man creates vigilante robot to battle drug dealers

March 5, 2008 9:16am

Not sure how effective this is but I admire the ingenuity behind it.

Bicycle "handcuffs" for flexible bike-locking

March 3, 2008 9:44am

The only way to keep a bike from being stolen around here is to make it look as shitty as possible. Locks, irrespective of type, have little deterrent effect.

Obsolete skills

March 2, 2008 5:33am

I adjust rabbit ears about once a week. Better HD quality than my cable company.

Some are just wishful thinking--like not driving a car? Not practical for 90% of the US population.

I also disagree with "paying with cash". Still needed for some small businesses, individuals, garage sales, and general anonymity.

And with "reading a paper map". I use Google Maps and Mapquest like anyone else but I still print out their maps. On paper.

Starbucks' formula has changed, let us count the (three) ways.

February 27, 2008 9:15pm

I went to Starbucks today for the first time in 5 years (to burn off a giftcard). It was horrid--a bunch of hybrid hippies/yuppies conspicuously showing off their latest Apple purchases.

I hope to not go back for at least another five years.

BTW everything they sell is laughably overpriced.

Yoko Ono: No, I'm not suing Lennon Murphy over "Lennon."

February 14, 2008 12:43pm

This seems perfectly reasonable.

Melt a beer bottle in a microwave

February 14, 2008 7:43am

Does microwaving boiling water really work well for cleaning a microwave?

Senate votes to immunize telecoms over domestic spying

February 12, 2008 11:33am

This is ex post facto style bullshit.

Story about Woody Allen's favorite typeface

February 1, 2008 6:16pm

Some pointless youtube zen: Vanna White talking about fonts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4uXrpvTWNo

Funny mugshot of flexible faced man

January 31, 2008 5:47pm

What the hell are the admins thinking, scrambling posts??? WTF?? What small-minded pettiness!

Nevar Fergit! 1-31-07.

January 31, 2008 5:44pm

The Boston PD just can't let it go, can they. Yeesh.

Raquel Welch: Space-Girl Dance

January 17, 2008 4:20pm

Nice hips.

The Downfall of HD-DVD (video)

January 15, 2008 10:50pm

Der Untergang.

Miro 1.1: faster torrenting for better net TV

January 11, 2008 4:19pm

It seems faster but Miro still doesn't obey Windows DPI settings. That means fonts are too small to be readable on an HTPC.

Miro 1.1: faster torrenting for better net TV

January 11, 2008 1:07pm

I like the idea of the I Heart Miro extension, but are these guys trustworthy?

TV-Be-Gone mischief at CES

January 10, 2008 11:25pm

This is terrible and wonderful.

Price of rare goods skyrockets while infinite digital goods crash

January 7, 2008 1:25pm

"Worn parchment and fading ink" may make James Gleick pause, but that doesn't do it for me.

Different strokes.

Photos of people who have lived in three centuries

January 3, 2008 4:13pm

People get old because of their genes, not their outlook.

Coin jar calculator

December 31, 2007 7:08pm

Regarding coinstar you can avoid the service charge by going to one that does giftcards. So long as you get paid with a giftcard, no service fee.

You can also get straight cash with no fee by unplugging the modem connection--when the machine can't call home, no fee. I'm sure this is illegal though there's a very definitive guide somewhere in the web explaining in great detail how to time it.

HOWTO make a Senior Remote with only five big, friendly buttons

December 28, 2007 5:22am

I wish there was an answering machine this simple. I hooked one up for my grandmother post-Christmas and it's just too complicated for her.

Woman asked to leave Walmart after staying 72 hours

December 23, 2007 5:18pm

There was a movie about the same sort of stunt, pretty sure it was an actual Walmart in the movie. Can't remember the name though.

Shawshank Redemption style prison break

December 17, 2007 11:03am

Did they raise their arms to the sky in triumph during a thunderstorm?

Phone company recordings archive

December 15, 2007 3:37pm

From my time in Germany I have "kein anschluss unter dieser nummer" burned into my brain.

Best Buy threatens blogger over someone else's parody

December 11, 2007 1:49pm

I Am Not A Lawyer.

Texas science ed. officer forced to resign by Bushie hack for promoting evolution

December 10, 2007 2:44am

Not a good sign when an educational agency must remain neutral on teaching freaking _science_.

Western Digital network drives crippled -- no serving any multimedia files

December 6, 2007 11:02am

Note to self: Don't buy a Western Digital product for the next 20 years.

MPAA's University wiretapping product taken down for violating copyright

December 4, 2007 6:17am

This fills me with sweet sweet schadenfreude.

Uranium ore for sale on Amazon

November 30, 2007 5:17pm

Yes it's safe, it's uranium ore not pure uranium. Basically rock that you can you to scare people if you have a Geiger counter handy.

Toys R Us receipt cruft, an inch-by-inch analysis

November 29, 2007 6:22am

Best Buy is about as bad, with the bonus that their receipts fade really quickly.

Handsome leather solar bags

November 27, 2007 3:26am

I'd buy it...after an 80% price drop. Let the early adopters bear the pain of R&D.

Facebook privacy meltdown: company removed opt-out prior to launch

November 27, 2007 3:23am

Microsoft has just announced a similar privacy violation on the Xbox Live service. With less than a week's notice anyone will be able to see who your friends are, and it's opt-out instead of opt-in.

Fast-food toxicity comparison chart

November 13, 2007 2:36am

But suicide by burger is the very best kind of suicide. Slow and oh so delicious.

Miro kicks Joost's ass

November 1, 2007 12:47am

"Using Miro is as easy as using a TiVo."

That is absolutely not true, not even close. That said, I hope Miro continues to improve and eventually becomes a big success. I've certainly discovered some shows there that I otherwise never would've heard known about.

Book price-fixing: good, bad, or just weird?

October 24, 2007 11:09pm

Shmuel ninjaed me.

Book price-fixing: good, bad, or just weird?

October 24, 2007 10:58pm

I lived in Germany back in the 90's and can say that used books are available for less than new ones. The link from your post confirms this:

"Save for old, used or damaged books, discounting in Germany is illegal"

Comcast also screwing with Gnutella and Lotus Notes (!?!)

October 22, 2007 3:48pm

The Notes blocking must be some kind of blundering mistake.

New Ubuntu Linux release is easy, sexy

October 17, 2007 11:31pm

It'll run ok for basic email, web browsing, and word processing. More than that, get a better system.

East Germany propaganda book

October 16, 2007 11:31am

There was a huge number of these sorts of books published in the mid-80s. About as kitschy as a communist state gets.

Great reading and fairly accessible as most any university with a good library would have copies of similar books.

Everyone's Guide to By-Passing Internet Censorship

October 11, 2007 10:26am

This guide is a little harsh on US schools/libraries, at least in my experience. My local library has censorware, but it can easily be set to be disabled by default.

And the local ginormous state university has no blocking software at all.

I'd be interested in hearing what other people have experienced in their local libraries and schools.

Prison food convention video

September 25, 2007 8:27am

Fascinating stuff. That is one very specific convention.

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