@LP (#13): Thanks for the heads up about where we can hear Hot Poop! Also, with the advent and proliferation of digital cameras, I wouldn't be surprised if this generation doesn't experience buckets of captured moments coming back to bite them in the ass...

As impressive as it was delicious, I am sure! I am always amazed by bakers' skills in creating custom cakes such as this one!

@Korpo: Additionally, a duck would never be able to walk into a bar and speak to a bartender. True speech consists of two essential elements absent in duck populations. First, an organism has to be able to develop and phrase thoughts to be expressed. Second, the organism has to have the anatomical equipment with which to utter clear words that convey those thoughts. ;)

LOL - Ford should market this RFID truck to do more than just track tools! "Cooler-hopping" (i.e., swiping beers from unsuspecting trucks parked outside of honky tonks) was a popular and risky pastime for high school students when I was growing up in Texas...

I would like to quote Tina Fey from SNL back in 2002:

"Scientists have identified an enzyme in onions that makes people tear up, which is the first step in creating genetically-modified onions that don't make people cry. Hey, guys - AIDS! There's still a lot of people dying of AIDS! Put the onion thing on the back burner, and cure AIDS!"

As someone who endured some absurdly pompous film classes taught by even more pretentious instructors, I'd like to buy this film student a beer. This beats the heck out of the time I attempted to reason with a film professor why the world needs Caddyshacks...