The second hostess in line looked like a dude. Eww! Anyone here listen to Flight of the Conchords. "You could be an airhostess in the 60s."

What a cheapskate! How chintzy are you if you clip coupons for hours and drive around to save money. She may be nice and demur but she is greedy!

ZOMG He's using a camera! He's a terrorist! I need FUD right away. Well, if you're not a terrorist planning to blow up a subway stop, why aren't you submitting quietly.
Seriously, why isn't everyone realizing that unless you ARE a terrorist, you shouldn't complain. These rules save more people than they disappoint. Just accept this and if they want to do a search without a warrant, you have nothing to hide so let them. Why did Cory complain about Disney World fingerprinting people? He wasn't going to blow it up so what does he care?

I have some people who have trouble using a TV remote, no cable or DVD added in even. They are the ones getting screwed here. They'll wake up next February and wonder where TV went. Unless we get 'em a converter for Xmas. LOL. How would you like a book that could black itself out if you weren't doing what the publisher wanted you to do with it. "You cannot read this book at Starbucks locations, they do not follow our protocol." That's why TV is in its dying years.

Doesn't he just crash at uncertain times. I don't see why they don't give him Tylenol PM at least to slow him down.

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Coming soon to South L.A #a16600 pride.
LOLERS

People are exaggerating and calling people "Drugs are always teh evil." But THEY ARE always evil! Pot may not kill you, but it's a gateway drug to harder things.
Where's the soon coming TOADSTOOLS: it's just a fungus or CYANIDE: It's just an asphyxiating chemical compound removed from almonds.
BTW, nobody's ever died of alcohol, the alcohol just made them vomit in their lungs or pass out, forever! Plus, pot smokers change their behaviour, they stop caring and get cloudy. There is no reason that anyone should ever endanger their body like they can with marijuana. That is why it should be banned permanatly.

Remember kids, if you have a little too much belly fat, don't exercise, GET SURGERY. If your boobs are too small, GET SURGERY. If your nose is too big, GET SURGERY! It's better than changing what you can and accepting what you can't.

"Mom, why did you get surgery."
"Because, when you go to high school, I want all the boys at your school to get erections when I pick you up."
"Somebody called you a ho, but I told them you're not a garden tool."
"No, it's GOOD to like a slut who's uncomfortable about herself."
"I'm gonna start wearing a pushup bra, Mom!"
"Good for you."