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hoffmanbike

Bio: computer, car, and aircraft geek; studying to be a network security specialist; i enjoy reading, bmx, jones soda, tablet computing, and complex annoying/stupid practical jokes; i also enjoy using my sewing machine for good rather then evil

Fuji makes you sign bizarre EULA to buy a camera

April 2, 2008 3:22pm

what camera is this EULA for?

DNA Paternity Testing Kits On Sale Over the Counter

March 25, 2008 10:45am

a nice glass of dna testing to go with the main entree of "the moment of truth." I'm begining to wonder where we're going and why i'm in this handbasket.......

Spore release date announced: Sep 7, 2008.

February 12, 2008 12:09pm

@ #6

Awesome*


*maybe they planned it that way?

Nevar Fergit! 1-31-07.

January 31, 2008 11:06am

i use exit 27 on I-91 all the time, heading towards boston. i just never go all the way to boston.

Spiral Jetty, monumental earthwork, threatened by oil drilling

January 30, 2008 2:55pm

links to see the spiral:

http://maps.live.com/default.aspx?v=2&cp=41.437671~-112.66863&style=h&lvl=17&tilt=-90&dir=0&alt=-1000&encType=1

http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=41.437852,-112.668276&spn=0.001613,0.006748&t=h&z=18&om=0

Goodies from the FCC "TV decency" complaints database

January 28, 2008 10:39pm

"The FCC is not pennitted to censor or restrict the availability of non-broadcast programming shown over cable systems,
even when the program in question may be offensive to some viewers. Cable operators do not have the same restrictions
on program content as regular television broadcast stations."

pg. 17 of the Daily Show complaints. thank you private corporation Comedy Central, that's also why after 1am Comedy Central will play completely unedited shows and movies. i love it, it really is the way things should be. (not sarcastic but for some reason it feels that way to me)

Has Hillary Clinton seen the video for the Golden Earring song she plays?

January 28, 2008 5:54pm

@#26 i agree, but whoever Nimoy endorses will be more logical

Call your Senator NOW and support Sen Dodd's fight to save the Constitution

January 24, 2008 1:56pm

i called kerry (one of my senators) and he's not taking a stance on the subject, he may have just lost my vote. kennedy stands by chris dodd in opposing the immunity.

Unusual list of sex-related terms

January 18, 2008 4:36pm

Brassirothesauriast - finally a word that describes me, i can't beleive it - i'm so happy

Photos of people who have lived in three centuries

January 3, 2008 8:44pm

@EDGORE

aarrr matey, i be agreein wit'chu

but seriously, outlook has something to do with it, my grandfather lived for 14~15 years on a third heart (first failed, second rejected) because i wanted too, it was only when his kidneys kicked it and he had to go on dialysis that he gave up and died in peace in his own home. he was sick and tired of being sick and tired after dialysis, before that he was more active then i sometimes am.

ApplyYourself: in order to send a letter of reference to a university admissions committee, you have to sign our crazy EULA

December 27, 2007 12:07am

the reply is awesome, their reply is even more awesomerness

MPAA censors torture documentary, gleefully approves of fake torture

December 20, 2007 10:43pm

no surprises here, such a sad state of affairs.

Plushie: easy design system for plush toys

December 13, 2007 8:36pm

i have a 1957 singer 401a sewing machine that i use more then a few times a week (mostly for repairs) but in the near future I'd like to start making my own stuff or copying other peoples ideas (not for profit, just for my own use/experience) i.e. this NSFW idea :
http://www.liberator.com/products_silksash.php

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