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Matt Deckard

I Stand By My Five Star Rating of Kane & Lynch and Intend to Play It Soon

December 4, 2007 7:55am

Does the website really display the HTML entity code '&' instead of '&'? Because I find that more damning than the misleading 'review' quotes and the payola...

Story written using only Cat in the Hat words

October 25, 2007 4:41am

Interesting. As far as I know nobody has been up to the challenge to write a story using only the 49 words in Green Eggs and Ham (compared to the whopping 236 words in The Cat in the Hat.

Ted Geisel was an amazing man.

Wolfram 2,3 Turing Prize winner announced

October 24, 2007 8:08am

Perhaps one day there'll even be practical molecular computers built from this very 2,3 Turing machine. With tapes a bit like RNA strands, and heads moving up and down like ribosomes.

This kind of stuff blows my mind. That something so simple can exhibit behavior so complex.

Hunt for the twirly-faced pedophile

October 16, 2007 12:40pm

"In no shape or form is anyone going after this guy for a thought crime. Suggesting this is the case is semantic sillyness."

Which is cool because nobody is suggesting this is the case. There are two seperate things that have been suggested:

1. This guy right now is only suspected of being the guy in the photographs. He hasn't been proven guilty.

2. If he is guilty, he isn't merely a pedophile (which shouldn't be a crime per se because it would be a thoughtcrime). If guilty, he is a child molester which I think we can all agree should be a crime.

Okay. Hopefully that clears things up.

Tonka-esque truck-cutlery

October 9, 2007 6:29am

Looking at the site, it doesn't look like these are actually made by Tonka.

Bob Dylan's least comprehensible interviews - videos

October 9, 2007 5:04am

@Bricology

"The moon gives light and it shines by night
Well, I scarcely feel the glow
We learn to live and then we forgive
O’er the road we’re bound to go
More frailer than the flowers, these precious hours
That keep us so tightly bound
You come to my eyes like a vision from the skies
And I’ll be with you when the deal goes down"


Yes, really.

Thankfully "Just Like a Woman" isn't the only song Dylan ever wrote. But he's part of pop culture so he couldn't possibly be an actual poet.

Spiral-cut fried whole potato: Korean junk-food

September 28, 2007 9:18am

@Drewstarr:

How do they have greater surface area than chips? If you cut inbetween each of those spirals, you would just have potato chips. Isn't the potato spiral essentially just one really long potato chip?

Video compilation of television logo signoffs

August 28, 2007 11:08am

Oh God... that first LBS signoff triggered serious nostalgia from my Saturday morning cartoon-watching days. That and the DiC one.

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