A simple keyboard with a small LCD display, and a little RAM to hold a few documents? Is that what you want?

Surely you haven't forgotten the TRS-80 Model 100.

All it lacks is Bluetooth...

In theory, I'm outraged.

But when I think about it for a little while, I realize that I'm angry about giant corporate conglomerates dicking me out of... American Gladiator?

I'd rather watch, for example, the Tunstallator, which your Large Corporate Media doesn't give a shit about.

As has been noted by lots of other people: These are the same airlines who recently threw Kyla Ebbert off the plane for wearing an outfit WAAAY more conservative than this. See http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/20638479/ .

Even sillier was the nickname for these machines: creepy-peepy (after the walkie-talkie, I suppose, made popular during the war in the previous decade).

This picture reminded me of the Two Dicks song, which hasn't been mentioned. It goes like this (to the tune of the Bewitched theme song):

Two Dicks
Two Dicks

Samantha had two Dicks

First she had Dick York but he died
So then she had Dick Sargent

And that's how Samantha had two Dicks!

Mr. Airship is correct. Even worse, it's an INTEREST-FREE loan, to a creditor who will try to weasel on the debt even under the best of circumstances.

This is reason #47 why gift cards are dumb.

You may be on to something with your "lungful of fresh air" remark: why does it have to contain pure oxygen?

Seems like what you'd want when running through a smoke- and flame-filled building would be a little compressed AIR up your nose.

Awfully cool-looking, though.

This will be perfect for the Praise band at church!

There were sculptures? I didn't notice them. Not with the Goddess dancing in front of them.