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Italian tourist detained by Homeland Security for visiting his American girlfriend

May 15, 2008 1:49pm

Trueblue2 did this not strike ye as a bit odd as well"it doesn’t happen that often, except to people you never hear about, like Haitians and Guatemalans.”..."Well Fuck alla yoo Guatamaleese an all a yoo Haitanaians we aint never heard a yoo!!"
This begs the assumption the the TSA or relevant Govt body was/were aware of a small country called
Italy!


(I know!Its the one that looks like a boot!)

Italian tourist detained by Homeland Security for visiting his American girlfriend

May 15, 2008 1:48pm

Trueblue2 did this not strike ye as a bit odd as well"it doesn’t happen that often, except to people you never hear about, like Haitians and Guatemalans.”..."Well Fuck alla yoo Guatamaleese an all a yoo Haitanaians we aint never heard a yoo!!"
This begs the assumption the the TSA or relevant Govt body was/were aware of a small country called
Italy!


(I know!Its the one that looks like a boot!)

Scary sign for giant edible "wings" in New York

May 15, 2008 1:25pm

Nah, Monstro!

Cruising for chicks, Saudi Arabian style

May 15, 2008 2:21am

Now we need an article about women in Full hijab going to Spring Break,Just for y,know cultural perspective.

London supermarket secretly photographs alcohol/cigarette buyers, wants national database

May 14, 2008 9:52am

Noen- As used in the league of Gentlemen! This is a local shop! Nothing for you here!

Did Gnarls Barkley's video producers "swipe" a photographer's style?

May 14, 2008 2:44am

Churches shoes before Docs for the purist,Jazza...

HOWTO knit new uppers for your Converse

May 13, 2008 3:54am

What EH said.Really.

Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull

May 10, 2008 5:52am

ARGUMENTS AGAINST PEOPLE LEGALLY ‘OWNING’ THEIR

OWN BODIES, BODY PARTS AND TISSUE
http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/journals/MqLJ/2002/7.html
This seems frickkin mental AIANAL
Discuss,Cory,any BBers??

Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull

May 10, 2008 5:51am

ARGUMENTS AGAINST PEOPLE LEGALLY ‘OWNING’ THEIR

OWN BODIES, BODY PARTS AND TISSUE
http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/journals/MqLJ/2002/7.html
This seems frickkin mental AIANAL
Discuss,Cory,any BBers??

Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull

May 10, 2008 5:01am

What is more evil,grave robbin for LULZ and bong making or sepulcher desecration for profit
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/01/31/organlegging-nurse-s.html?

Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull

May 10, 2008 4:36am

There was a recent incident of skull-robbery here in Edinburgh(Imagine,grave robbing in Edinburgh!)Wher a couple o' young ner do wells did "desecrate a sepulcher" But the heid the stole had a more sinster past that any of the poor wee miscreants
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3564627.stm.
This was the first time an over a hundred years the this auld law was rolled out.
Edinburgh is not what it was......

UK database blacklist of "suspicious" store clerks includes people never charged or convicted

May 9, 2008 4:41am

Error I'm not sure but this doesn't cover all of The UK,Scotland having Scots law which differs in many respects to English law. AIANAL and I am too knackered/lazy to find and citations/references...>yawn

Ancient wrist-mounted scrolling map -- Boing Boing Gadgets

May 7, 2008 6:38pm

Cory ,are you mocking the English? Ya wee rascal that ye are!

Ontario bakery succeeds with honor payment system

May 6, 2008 8:06pm

Cheers sis!

Joe Coleman art show in NYC

May 6, 2008 7:23pm

Thank you James.

Ontario bakery succeeds with honor payment system

May 6, 2008 7:17pm

She sides wi anybody that disnae fuck wi er pies.
A simplistic and democratic view point that seems to serve her well.

Ontario bakery succeeds with honor payment system

May 6, 2008 7:11pm

This does seem a likely outcome,Douglas...

Sign advertising rabbit meat

May 6, 2008 7:05pm

Cheers Eevee! Colour me elucidated!

Ontario bakery succeeds with honor payment system

May 6, 2008 6:57pm

Auld Nora is mightily fearsome,has a ball peen hammer under her counter for,and I quote:"fur cunts that git wide an think they can rob ma pies"so Arkizzile yer spot on,but I do believe an element of subterfuge will be necessary to obtain footage but the gauntlet has been thrown.If I do not return,My parents will blame you Antinous.

Sprint: we want you to compare Instinct with the iPhone

May 6, 2008 6:33pm

Every day I wake up and think I'm back in the jungle.................

WELL THINK NO MORE!

Ontario bakery succeeds with honor payment system

May 6, 2008 4:15pm

My local baker is staffed by the most illtempered and foul mouthed old woman in Scotland,I would kinda miss the verbal cut and thrust of our early morning encounters!

Anthropomorphic carrot

May 6, 2008 4:37am

Holy fuck! BB turning in to a hipster/geek "thats life"(banal uk 70s show)

Sound of Young America interviews author of The Ten Cent Plague

May 6, 2008 3:55am

The "Sound of Young America" jingle made me want to take my own life.Good pod tho'.

Chile photos from Bob Harris: Pudu, Dibs, and odd Jeopardy questions

April 30, 2008 2:25am

Off topic I know but,are we aware that Albert Hoffman passed away yesterday(102).Go into the light.

Sign advertising rabbit meat

April 27, 2008 3:09am

We fed our Canadian relatives Rabbit and told them it was "Earth Chicken" Its verra nice!

Joe Coleman art show in NYC

April 24, 2008 5:01pm

Sorry.Ignore. HiHo. so it goes.

Joe Coleman art show in NYC

April 24, 2008 4:52pm

Hey guys, I know this is off topic but,my friend has just died (OD)I feel lost n' a bit fucked up

NYPD cop: videoing me breaking the law is a terrorist act

April 23, 2008 10:01am

#50 Kudos for the use of the word "bint".

EMI: backing up music files online is illegal

April 23, 2008 9:45am

EMI can go take a flying fuck at the mooooooon!

Selling wine in TetraPak containers

April 21, 2008 6:37am

The heirs to the tetrapak fortune need all the business they can get
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article3717955.ece

Public relations-officer for Southern Illinois University College Republicans sends misogynistic hate mail and is forced to resign

April 19, 2008 2:11am

"You can only be as crazy as your mind allows you to be"
Alex.

Secret history of Infocom's abortive sequel to The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy text adventure, Milliways

April 18, 2008 3:12am

Very strange.Just woke up got my mail,A large(unsolicited)package containing The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy Infocom game.No info,no return address Post mark illegible. Verrry strrrange...made a coffee rolled a smoke opened up BB and now this - coincidence control center seems to be working overtime.and I is freaked.
fnord.

Coalition of 90 Euro-parliamentarians block record industry's 3-strikes/no-broadband proposal

April 7, 2008 6:04am

Three strikes and your out.How many people actually play baseball in Europe? Perhaps less Americentric wording and this Bill would go through?Continental types tend to be rather picky about these things!

To do in SF - Tibet rally on April 8, Richard Gere, Desmond Tutu

April 7, 2008 4:42am

They extinguished it,got on a small bus then relight
it, behind a cordon of riot cops.

To do in SF - Tibet rally on April 8, Richard Gere, Desmond Tutu

April 7, 2008 4:04am

Breaking news! The torch has been extinguished!

Gama-Go hoodie sale, including Boing Boing hoodie!

April 4, 2008 3:21pm

Gee what a buncha tightwads! It may seem a lot in your puny American dollars but in the UK....

Fuji makes you sign bizarre EULA to buy a camera

April 3, 2008 3:00am

Houndskull.-what seems to be your problem?Please, enough. we are all in you debt.you are very clever and have enlightened us on numerous topics.Your thoughts are like gold to us mere "idiots".Truly pearls before swine.
Although this wisdom does not make you happy.You are angry at those who are less "Houndskully" than yourself.This I can understand.Tell us how to be better .Share.

Air New Zealand plane passengers "fumigated alive"

April 2, 2008 3:52am

"pyrethrin"...mmmm..Didn't Burroughs use this in his exterminatin' days..mebbe thay were White supremacists /racists ?...just askin'

Mugwumps Bug Powder t-shirt

April 1, 2008 4:18am

just askin'

Mugwumps Bug Powder t-shirt

April 1, 2008 3:54am

They also quite liked skull imagery and were quite fond of dogs,so what are YOU hiding behind your
nom de web,eh"Hounskull"?
nothing is true yadayadayada...

Mugwumps Bug Powder t-shirt

April 1, 2008 3:52am

They also quite liked skull imagery and were quite fond of dogs,so what are YOU hiding behind your
nom de web,eh"Hounskull"?
nothing is true yadayadayada...

Mugwumps Bug Powder t-shirt

April 1, 2008 3:46am

Gee mommy! We're ALL nazis NOW!

Hobbit socks!

March 24, 2008 6:47am

A bit small for hobbity feet.

US customs bar fashionista druggie writer for "moral turpitude"

March 21, 2008 9:07am

The Guardian employed Horsley as an agony aunt type columnist that lasted approx two days due to a deluge of complaints,the majority accusing poor litte Seb of somthing akin to the aforesaid moral turpitude.Antway I'm sure he'll take the public opprobrium on the chin, Its not as if he is unused to being crucified after all!
http://www.crucifixlaneproject.com/

Mike Disher's custom turntables

March 20, 2008 6:38am

Rega planar 3? Good idea but I would have went a bit more high end,still lovely bit of kit. Yankeekowtow- you are right we should stop listening to vinyl- after all,music is just a sound track to shopping after all innit? Looks like Dad didn't teach ye much boy! Don,t throw away good shit for something bright shiny and new (and small).

CBC to release TV broadcast as high-quality, no-DRM BitTorrent download

March 19, 2008 6:11am

Look like I'll still be going to eztv to get my Jpod fix. Can't see UK terrestrial channels picking this up,they don't even show The Wire fer christsake!

Fingertip biometrics at Disney turnstiles: the Mouse does its bit for the police state

March 15, 2008 5:29am

Taze that kid!Before he tazes YOU!

Family busts "mailbox baseball" team after high-speed chase

March 3, 2008 3:03am

You could live in a civilized country that has letterboxes!

Smoking ban workaround in bars: Hold "theater nights"

February 26, 2008 3:12am

Antinous - prissy,delicate and violent!This is a recipe for disaster,If smoke makes you bleed,mebbe getting into a physical confrontation is not the wisest move.Just sayin....

Afghan war rugs in Smithsonian

February 13, 2008 3:32pm

I have an Afghan rug with helicopters and Kalashnikovs on it.very nice it is too.

Cop roughs up teenage skateboarder on video

February 13, 2008 3:20pm

Cecilhayduke -LOL at the WIRE references !
sheeeeeiiiiiiit !!

Pictures of guys in clubs with spray tans

February 8, 2008 8:20pm

"Guido?"

WonderHowTo.com - a directory of how-to videos

January 30, 2008 4:55pm

pranks is pranks - hurting/scaring puppies is NOT cool. f sw ths knd bhvr nywhr wld
bt th fkkr lk drm.LK DRM!Cntsh bhvr.

Sensationalist London newspaper headline

January 27, 2008 3:28am

The Aberdeen press and journal had the headline a few years ago "RETIRED STONEHAVEN FARMER DIES!"
Then again this esteemed rag reported the Titanic disaster with the distinctly non sensational
"LOCAL MAN LOST AT SEA".

R. Crumb's orginal art sells for over $100,000 at auction

January 26, 2008 2:45am

I also couldn't afford £30 for colour original of
"the snoids help the amazon put her pyjamas on"...................meh.

R. Crumb's orginal art sells for over $100,000 at auction

January 26, 2008 2:37am

I met The great Crumb in the 80s,Nice guy,very shy
drew a small sketch of me,yes ME!.Which I promptly lost.... "made fist and punched himself squarely in the face".

Delta blues and Tuvan throat-singing: Paul Pena and Genghis Blues

January 24, 2008 4:56am

Thanks BB! thanks to all posters who have given me more insight into Paul Pena,just finished watching the doc - blown away -cultural curiosity is a beautiful human trait,intrinsic in our very nature,more so than fear and suspicion.Truly heart warming.Music can bring us together.
elsmiley - My heart goes out to you.

Delta blues and Tuvan throat-singing: Paul Pena and Genghis Blues

January 19, 2008 4:55am

Awesome!!
Thanks.Really great ace podcast!

Photo of "The Monster" pizza

January 17, 2008 4:09am

Similar to the delicious "kebab pizza"from the home of the heart attack Bonnie Scotland!

"Twins who accidentally got married" is probably an urban legend

January 16, 2008 3:14am

#12 LOL ma uncle played bass in Silly Wizzard!!

German Justice Minister: ISPs must store data for terrorist-hunting, but not for music industry lawsuits

January 5, 2008 5:25am

Stealing music is the start on the slippety slope slide to declaring war on the WEST and it's FREEDOMS!

DO IT NOW!!

Man with tail

January 1, 2008 3:10am

I was born with a tail.........

Irreverant Disneyland insider tees

December 29, 2007 5:41am

Good job they put that "sample" across the pic,coz thats a doozy of an image/graphic/meme that could be used without "permission" that you ceraaaazyy interweb types can hype up into a frenzy until we don't know what we should buy/slag/comsume/deny/buy or just ignore......Shit graphic though....meh.

Mountain of puzzle-pieces

December 29, 2007 3:51am

Autumnal DPM !

Mountain of puzzle-pieces

December 29, 2007 3:46am

Nice! Would make a good DPM.

Drunken Xmas brawl at South Pole

December 28, 2007 11:05am

Mount Vernon Arts Lab interviewed by Mark Pilkington

December 24, 2007 9:01pm

Great stuff!The environment that we grow up in is never static,constantly changing, but our memories of these sites remain idealised,fixed in time.it is through work like this that we can gain a greater understanding of who we are and were we came from,which cant be a bad thing.......
bit disappointed at F.B thought ye wer more open minded that !?
anny hoo
FESTIVITIES!!!

Amusing firing range targets

December 19, 2007 9:07am

"Did you ever notice that when these pathetic insecure lonely people decide to get some attention by shooting a lot of people and then themselves"
They have access to a frikkin GUN! There is something deeply sick and wrong with America if this arse for tit reasoning is how you define any concept of "security" or "Safety" .Wise up nonny moose boyo
because your you kind are not helping the discussion and/or dialogue.I speak as someone who has lived in the States,Canada,Israel(occupied Palestine!)Columbia,Brazil,Sweden
Holland,Belgium,Portugal.....Icould go on but anyhoo the only country I have ever been shot in is the good ol' USA ............
mibbe the shooter wudda thought thought twice if he thought that I had a bigger gun than he did,but to be serious I doubt it
Going in to any "situation"Armed and fearing the worst does not good relations make!

Republican businessman funds pro-marijuana film

December 17, 2007 6:04pm

People who smoke POT are BAD?

Worst Band Names of 2007

December 15, 2007 5:58am

Just listenin' tae fuck buttons -they rock!an come on boingboingers when are you gonna cover the great
DAN DEACON,I,m sure you guys will love this stuff
http://www.myspace.com/dandeacon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvoXgTEaLT8
I,m not spammin, just found out about this guy,thought ye wid like.....
he,s playing on Hogmanay in Glasgow at Optimo
http://www.optimo.co.uk/

Federal shredding budget soars

December 15, 2007 5:24am

Great idea-military service for all!
Knocks any ideas about asking questions right out ofright to your silly little commie heads.After all its not a good idea to think too much, as one may start to question if one man has the power to dictate on a woman's right to decide when to have kids (or not!)
Rah! Rah! Rah!salute the flag/pope Apologist nonsense. you have not made a point,merely waved a flag.

Federal shredding budget soars

December 15, 2007 5:23am

Great idea-military service for all!
Knocks any ideas about asking questions right out ofright to your silly little commie heads.After all its not a good idea to think too much, as one may start to question if one man has the power to dictate on a woman's right to decide when to have kids (or not!)
Rah! Rah! Rah!salute the flag/pope Apologist nonsense. you have not made a point,merely waved a flag.

Gary Baseman's HotChaChaCha vinyl toy

December 4, 2007 4:33am

God ye still have that Calvinist attitude,dont ya Slutty? Spend yer money on whit maks ye happy lassie! Ye can take the girl out of Scotland.....

Rube Goldberg reality show casting call

November 26, 2007 8:01am

I loved the Great egg race! Dr Heinz Wolf was a great
boffin type presenter,See
http://www.funkypancake.com/blog/archives/2004/05/heinz_wolf.html

Sweet Spot: Where I Get to Go Eat Free Candy

November 11, 2007 4:12am

semiotix -wow. do you, by any chance, work for Heston Blumenthal?

What the Fuck is Steampunk?

November 2, 2007 2:17pm

A bit late to this but how about Byran Talbot's
The Adventures of Luther Arkwright ?

The Sex Pistols and Ron Paul The Tonight Show

October 30, 2007 8:28pm

Any hoo , here is the Sex Pistols ,any offense is completely deliberate :
She was a girl from birmingham
She just had an abortion
She was a case of insanity
Her name was pauline she lived in a tree
She was a no one who killed her baby
She sent her letters from the country
She was an animal she was a bloody disgrase

Body Im not an animal
Body Im not an animal

Dragged on a table in factory
Illegitimate place to be
In a packet in a lavatory
Die little baby screaming fucking bloody mess
Its not an animal its an abortion

Body Im not animal
Mummy Im not an abortion

Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess
Im not an discharge, Im not a loss in
Protein, Im not a throbbing squirm

Fuck this and fuck that fuck it all and
Fuck the fucking brat
She dont wanna baby that looks like that
I dont wanna baby that looks like that
Body Im not an animal
Body Im not an abortion

Body Im not an animal
An animal
Im not an animal...
Im not an abortion...

Mummy! ugh!

Donovan to open meditation-based college

October 30, 2007 8:16pm

xcuze typoes i s tried

........expect to be moderated!!!

Donovan to open meditation-based college

October 30, 2007 8:12pm

Hi,As a Scot I do believe that 250 people is not enough- even if ever Scottish person started using TM(tm) within a week schisms would begin and we would begin to fight within,say,a week,given a month it would be situation normal -except with levitating
bigotry!its not big,its not clever bit its what we do!

Man placed on sex offenders register for sex with bike

October 30, 2007 4:00am

Very JP Donleavy!

Bush fundraiser linked to crashed drug plane

October 30, 2007 3:49am

nothing is true..........................everything is permitted...............

1965 skateboard movie: Skaterdater

October 26, 2007 4:27pm

Nice call Jim ,truly awesome ,charming and beautiful
PS steel wheels? that seriously old school!

Video of very small German man laughing at a camel

October 9, 2007 4:16am

It was Stroszek that Curtis watched before his final swing, a much more depressing movie than Even dwarves....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroszek

Interview with Ridley Scott, Blade Runner: The Final Cut

September 28, 2007 2:56am

John Carpenter?

Scopolamine: "Zombie drug" and astronaut anti-puke helper

September 28, 2007 2:19am

what amazed me about the VBS-TV piece was that the two oh so cool hipsters (usual vice MO)thought that no one but themselves Knew of this "devil drug" !Don't they have t'tinternets or nuttin?

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