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Italian tourist detained by Homeland Security for visiting his American girlfriend
May 15, 2008 1:49pm
Italian tourist detained by Homeland Security for visiting his American girlfriend
May 15, 2008 1:48pm
Trueblue2 did this not strike ye as a bit odd as well"it doesn’t happen that often, except to people you never hear about, like Haitians and Guatemalans.”..."Well Fuck alla yoo Guatamaleese an all a yoo Haitanaians we aint never heard a yoo!!"
This begs the assumption the the TSA or relevant Govt body was/were aware of a small country called
Italy!
(I know!Its the one that looks like a boot!)
Cruising for chicks, Saudi Arabian style
May 15, 2008 2:21am
Now we need an article about women in Full hijab going to Spring Break,Just for y,know cultural perspective.
London supermarket secretly photographs alcohol/cigarette buyers, wants national database
May 14, 2008 9:52am
Noen- As used in the league of Gentlemen! This is a local shop! Nothing for you here!
Did Gnarls Barkley's video producers "swipe" a photographer's style?
May 14, 2008 2:44am
Churches shoes before Docs for the purist,Jazza...
Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull
May 10, 2008 5:52am
ARGUMENTS AGAINST PEOPLE LEGALLY ‘OWNING’ THEIR
OWN BODIES, BODY PARTS AND TISSUE
http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/journals/MqLJ/2002/7.html
This seems frickkin mental AIANAL
Discuss,Cory,any BBers??
Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull
May 10, 2008 5:51am
ARGUMENTS AGAINST PEOPLE LEGALLY ‘OWNING’ THEIR
OWN BODIES, BODY PARTS AND TISSUE
http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/journals/MqLJ/2002/7.html
This seems frickkin mental AIANAL
Discuss,Cory,any BBers??
Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull
May 10, 2008 5:01am
What is more evil,grave robbin for LULZ and bong making or sepulcher desecration for profit
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/01/31/organlegging-nurse-s.html?
Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull
May 10, 2008 4:36am
There was a recent incident of skull-robbery here in Edinburgh(Imagine,grave robbing in Edinburgh!)Wher a couple o' young ner do wells did "desecrate a sepulcher" But the heid the stole had a more sinster past that any of the poor wee miscreants
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3564627.stm.
This was the first time an over a hundred years the this auld law was rolled out.
Edinburgh is not what it was......
UK database blacklist of "suspicious" store clerks includes people never charged or convicted
May 9, 2008 4:41am
Error I'm not sure but this doesn't cover all of The UK,Scotland having Scots law which differs in many respects to English law. AIANAL and I am too knackered/lazy to find and citations/references...>yawn
Ancient wrist-mounted scrolling map -- Boing Boing Gadgets
May 7, 2008 6:38pm
Cory ,are you mocking the English? Ya wee rascal that ye are!
Ontario bakery succeeds with honor payment system
May 6, 2008 7:17pm
She sides wi anybody that disnae fuck wi er pies.
A simplistic and democratic view point that seems to serve her well.
Ontario bakery succeeds with honor payment system
May 6, 2008 7:11pm
This does seem a likely outcome,Douglas...
Ontario bakery succeeds with honor payment system
May 6, 2008 6:57pm
Auld Nora is mightily fearsome,has a ball peen hammer under her counter for,and I quote:"fur cunts that git wide an think they can rob ma pies"so Arkizzile yer spot on,but I do believe an element of subterfuge will be necessary to obtain footage but the gauntlet has been thrown.If I do not return,My parents will blame you Antinous.
Sprint: we want you to compare Instinct with the iPhone
May 6, 2008 6:33pm
Every day I wake up and think I'm back in the jungle.................
WELL THINK NO MORE!
Ontario bakery succeeds with honor payment system
May 6, 2008 4:15pm
My local baker is staffed by the most illtempered and foul mouthed old woman in Scotland,I would kinda miss the verbal cut and thrust of our early morning encounters!
Anthropomorphic carrot
May 6, 2008 4:37am
Holy fuck! BB turning in to a hipster/geek "thats life"(banal uk 70s show)
Sound of Young America interviews author of The Ten Cent Plague
May 6, 2008 3:55am
The "Sound of Young America" jingle made me want to take my own life.Good pod tho'.
Chile photos from Bob Harris: Pudu, Dibs, and odd Jeopardy questions
April 30, 2008 2:25am
Off topic I know but,are we aware that Albert Hoffman passed away yesterday(102).Go into the light.
Chile photos from Bob Harris: Pudu, Dibs, and odd Jeopardy questions
April 29, 2008 5:57pm
's lik a munjkac.
Sign advertising rabbit meat
April 27, 2008 3:09am
We fed our Canadian relatives Rabbit and told them it was "Earth Chicken" Its verra nice!
Joe Coleman art show in NYC
April 24, 2008 4:52pm
Hey guys, I know this is off topic but,my friend has just died (OD)I feel lost n' a bit fucked up
NYPD cop: videoing me breaking the law is a terrorist act
April 23, 2008 10:01am
#50 Kudos for the use of the word "bint".
EMI: backing up music files online is illegal
April 23, 2008 9:45am
EMI can go take a flying fuck at the mooooooon!
Selling wine in TetraPak containers
April 21, 2008 6:37am
The heirs to the tetrapak fortune need all the business they can get
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article3717955.ece
Public relations-officer for Southern Illinois University College Republicans sends misogynistic hate mail and is forced to resign
April 19, 2008 2:11am
"You can only be as crazy as your mind allows you to be"
Alex.
Secret history of Infocom's abortive sequel to The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy text adventure, Milliways
April 18, 2008 3:12am
Very strange.Just woke up got my mail,A large(unsolicited)package containing The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy Infocom game.No info,no return address Post mark illegible. Verrry strrrange...made a coffee rolled a smoke opened up BB and now this - coincidence control center seems to be working overtime.and I is freaked.
fnord.
Coalition of 90 Euro-parliamentarians block record industry's 3-strikes/no-broadband proposal
April 7, 2008 6:04am
Three strikes and your out.How many people actually play baseball in Europe? Perhaps less Americentric wording and this Bill would go through?Continental types tend to be rather picky about these things!
To do in SF - Tibet rally on April 8, Richard Gere, Desmond Tutu
April 7, 2008 4:42am
They extinguished it,got on a small bus then relight
it, behind a cordon of riot cops.
To do in SF - Tibet rally on April 8, Richard Gere, Desmond Tutu
April 7, 2008 4:04am
Breaking news! The torch has been extinguished!
Gama-Go hoodie sale, including Boing Boing hoodie!
April 4, 2008 3:21pm
Gee what a buncha tightwads! It may seem a lot in your puny American dollars but in the UK....
Fuji makes you sign bizarre EULA to buy a camera
April 3, 2008 3:00am
Houndskull.-what seems to be your problem?Please, enough. we are all in you debt.you are very clever and have enlightened us on numerous topics.Your thoughts are like gold to us mere "idiots".Truly pearls before swine.
Although this wisdom does not make you happy.You are angry at those who are less "Houndskully" than yourself.This I can understand.Tell us how to be better .Share.
Air New Zealand plane passengers "fumigated alive"
April 2, 2008 3:52am
"pyrethrin"...mmmm..Didn't Burroughs use this in his exterminatin' days..mebbe thay were White supremacists /racists ?...just askin'
Mugwumps Bug Powder t-shirt
April 1, 2008 3:54am
They also quite liked skull imagery and were quite fond of dogs,so what are YOU hiding behind your
nom de web,eh"Hounskull"?
nothing is true yadayadayada...
Mugwumps Bug Powder t-shirt
April 1, 2008 3:52am
They also quite liked skull imagery and were quite fond of dogs,so what are YOU hiding behind your
nom de web,eh"Hounskull"?
nothing is true yadayadayada...
US customs bar fashionista druggie writer for "moral turpitude"
March 21, 2008 9:07am
The Guardian employed Horsley as an agony aunt type columnist that lasted approx two days due to a deluge of complaints,the majority accusing poor litte Seb of somthing akin to the aforesaid moral turpitude.Antway I'm sure he'll take the public opprobrium on the chin, Its not as if he is unused to being crucified after all!
http://www.crucifixlaneproject.com/
Mike Disher's custom turntables
March 20, 2008 6:38am
Rega planar 3? Good idea but I would have went a bit more high end,still lovely bit of kit. Yankeekowtow- you are right we should stop listening to vinyl- after all,music is just a sound track to shopping after all innit? Looks like Dad didn't teach ye much boy! Don,t throw away good shit for something bright shiny and new (and small).
CBC to release TV broadcast as high-quality, no-DRM BitTorrent download
March 19, 2008 6:11am
Look like I'll still be going to eztv to get my Jpod fix. Can't see UK terrestrial channels picking this up,they don't even show The Wire fer christsake!
Fingertip biometrics at Disney turnstiles: the Mouse does its bit for the police state
March 15, 2008 5:29am
Taze that kid!Before he tazes YOU!
Family busts "mailbox baseball" team after high-speed chase
March 3, 2008 3:03am
You could live in a civilized country that has letterboxes!
Smoking ban workaround in bars: Hold "theater nights"
February 26, 2008 3:12am
Antinous - prissy,delicate and violent!This is a recipe for disaster,If smoke makes you bleed,mebbe getting into a physical confrontation is not the wisest move.Just sayin....
Afghan war rugs in Smithsonian
February 13, 2008 3:32pm
I have an Afghan rug with helicopters and Kalashnikovs on it.very nice it is too.
Cop roughs up teenage skateboarder on video
February 13, 2008 3:20pm
Cecilhayduke -LOL at the WIRE references !
sheeeeeiiiiiiit !!
WonderHowTo.com - a directory of how-to videos
January 30, 2008 4:55pm
pranks is pranks - hurting/scaring puppies is NOT cool. f sw ths knd bhvr nywhr wld
bt th fkkr lk drm.LK DRM!Cntsh bhvr.
Sensationalist London newspaper headline
January 27, 2008 3:28am
The Aberdeen press and journal had the headline a few years ago "RETIRED STONEHAVEN FARMER DIES!"
Then again this esteemed rag reported the Titanic disaster with the distinctly non sensational
"LOCAL MAN LOST AT SEA".
R. Crumb's orginal art sells for over $100,000 at auction
January 26, 2008 2:45am
I also couldn't afford £30 for colour original of
"the snoids help the amazon put her pyjamas on"...................meh.
R. Crumb's orginal art sells for over $100,000 at auction
January 26, 2008 2:37am
I met The great Crumb in the 80s,Nice guy,very shy
drew a small sketch of me,yes ME!.Which I promptly lost.... "made fist and punched himself squarely in the face".
Delta blues and Tuvan throat-singing: Paul Pena and Genghis Blues
January 24, 2008 4:56am
Thanks BB! thanks to all posters who have given me more insight into Paul Pena,just finished watching the doc - blown away -cultural curiosity is a beautiful human trait,intrinsic in our very nature,more so than fear and suspicion.Truly heart warming.Music can bring us together.
elsmiley - My heart goes out to you.
Delta blues and Tuvan throat-singing: Paul Pena and Genghis Blues
January 19, 2008 4:55am
Awesome!!
Thanks.Really great ace podcast!
Photo of "The Monster" pizza
January 17, 2008 4:09am
Similar to the delicious "kebab pizza"from the home of the heart attack Bonnie Scotland!
"Twins who accidentally got married" is probably an urban legend
January 16, 2008 3:14am
#12 LOL ma uncle played bass in Silly Wizzard!!
German Justice Minister: ISPs must store data for terrorist-hunting, but not for music industry lawsuits
January 5, 2008 5:25am
Stealing music is the start on the slippety slope slide to declaring war on the WEST and it's FREEDOMS!
DO IT NOW!!
Irreverant Disneyland insider tees
December 29, 2007 5:41am
Good job they put that "sample" across the pic,coz thats a doozy of an image/graphic/meme that could be used without "permission" that you ceraaaazyy interweb types can hype up into a frenzy until we don't know what we should buy/slag/comsume/deny/buy or just ignore......Shit graphic though....meh.
Drunken Xmas brawl at South Pole
December 28, 2007 11:05am
For more drunken polar shenanigans see:-
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/08-04/08-04-southpole.htm
Mount Vernon Arts Lab interviewed by Mark Pilkington
December 24, 2007 9:01pm
Great stuff!The environment that we grow up in is never static,constantly changing, but our memories of these sites remain idealised,fixed in time.it is through work like this that we can gain a greater understanding of who we are and were we came from,which cant be a bad thing.......
bit disappointed at F.B thought ye wer more open minded that !?
anny hoo
FESTIVITIES!!!
Amusing firing range targets
December 19, 2007 9:07am
"Did you ever notice that when these pathetic insecure lonely people decide to get some attention by shooting a lot of people and then themselves"
They have access to a frikkin GUN! There is something deeply sick and wrong with America if this arse for tit reasoning is how you define any concept of "security" or "Safety" .Wise up nonny moose boyo
because your you kind are not helping the discussion and/or dialogue.I speak as someone who has lived in the States,Canada,Israel(occupied Palestine!)Columbia,Brazil,Sweden
Holland,Belgium,Portugal.....Icould go on but anyhoo the only country I have ever been shot in is the good ol' USA ............
mibbe the shooter wudda thought thought twice if he thought that I had a bigger gun than he did,but to be serious I doubt it
Going in to any "situation"Armed and fearing the worst does not good relations make!
Republican businessman funds pro-marijuana film
December 17, 2007 6:04pm
People who smoke POT are BAD?
Worst Band Names of 2007
December 15, 2007 5:58am
Just listenin' tae fuck buttons -they rock!an come on boingboingers when are you gonna cover the great
DAN DEACON,I,m sure you guys will love this stuff
http://www.myspace.com/dandeacon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvoXgTEaLT8
I,m not spammin, just found out about this guy,thought ye wid like.....
he,s playing on Hogmanay in Glasgow at Optimo
http://www.optimo.co.uk/
Federal shredding budget soars
December 15, 2007 5:24am
Great idea-military service for all!
Knocks any ideas about asking questions right out ofright to your silly little commie heads.After all its not a good idea to think too much, as one may start to question if one man has the power to dictate on a woman's right to decide when to have kids (or not!)
Rah! Rah! Rah!salute the flag/pope Apologist nonsense. you have not made a point,merely waved a flag.
Federal shredding budget soars
December 15, 2007 5:23am
Great idea-military service for all!
Knocks any ideas about asking questions right out ofright to your silly little commie heads.After all its not a good idea to think too much, as one may start to question if one man has the power to dictate on a woman's right to decide when to have kids (or not!)
Rah! Rah! Rah!salute the flag/pope Apologist nonsense. you have not made a point,merely waved a flag.
Gary Baseman's HotChaChaCha vinyl toy
December 4, 2007 4:33am
God ye still have that Calvinist attitude,dont ya Slutty? Spend yer money on whit maks ye happy lassie! Ye can take the girl out of Scotland.....
Rube Goldberg reality show casting call
November 26, 2007 8:01am
I loved the Great egg race! Dr Heinz Wolf was a great
boffin type presenter,See
http://www.funkypancake.com/blog/archives/2004/05/heinz_wolf.html
Sweet Spot: Where I Get to Go Eat Free Candy
November 11, 2007 4:12am
semiotix -wow. do you, by any chance, work for Heston Blumenthal?
What the Fuck is Steampunk?
November 2, 2007 2:17pm
A bit late to this but how about Byran Talbot's
The Adventures of Luther Arkwright ?
The Sex Pistols and Ron Paul The Tonight Show
October 30, 2007 8:28pm
Any hoo , here is the Sex Pistols ,any offense is completely deliberate :
She was a girl from birmingham
She just had an abortion
She was a case of insanity
Her name was pauline she lived in a tree
She was a no one who killed her baby
She sent her letters from the country
She was an animal she was a bloody disgrase
Body Im not an animal
Body Im not an animal
Dragged on a table in factory
Illegitimate place to be
In a packet in a lavatory
Die little baby screaming fucking bloody mess
Its not an animal its an abortion
Body Im not animal
Mummy Im not an abortion
Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess
Im not an discharge, Im not a loss in
Protein, Im not a throbbing squirm
Fuck this and fuck that fuck it all and
Fuck the fucking brat
She dont wanna baby that looks like that
I dont wanna baby that looks like that
Body Im not an animal
Body Im not an abortion
Body Im not an animal
An animal
Im not an animal...
Im not an abortion...
Mummy! ugh!
Donovan to open meditation-based college
October 30, 2007 8:16pm
xcuze typoes i s tried
........expect to be moderated!!!
Donovan to open meditation-based college
October 30, 2007 8:12pm
Hi,As a Scot I do believe that 250 people is not enough- even if ever Scottish person started using TM(tm) within a week schisms would begin and we would begin to fight within,say,a week,given a month it would be situation normal -except with levitating
bigotry!its not big,its not clever bit its what we do!
Bush fundraiser linked to crashed drug plane
October 30, 2007 3:49am
nothing is true..........................everything is permitted...............
1965 skateboard movie: Skaterdater
October 26, 2007 4:27pm
Nice call Jim ,truly awesome ,charming and beautiful
PS steel wheels? that seriously old school!
Video of very small German man laughing at a camel
October 9, 2007 4:16am
It was Stroszek that Curtis watched before his final swing, a much more depressing movie than Even dwarves....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroszek
Scopolamine: "Zombie drug" and astronaut anti-puke helper
September 28, 2007 2:19am
what amazed me about the VBS-TV piece was that the two oh so cool hipsters (usual vice MO)thought that no one but themselves Knew of this "devil drug" !Don't they have t'tinternets or nuttin?
No friends yet.


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Trueblue2 did this not strike ye as a bit odd as well"it doesn’t happen that often, except to people you never hear about, like Haitians and Guatemalans.”..."Well Fuck alla yoo Guatamaleese an all a yoo Haitanaians we aint never heard a yoo!!"
This begs the assumption the the TSA or relevant Govt body was/were aware of a small country called
Italy!
(I know!Its the one that looks like a boot!)