Rogier,

Without sophisticated voice analysis,

ABSOLUTELY the same person. Denette and Denette. Although I suppose it's possible that Denette's career is being sabotaged by her evil alter-ego SuperIdenticalTwin, Dinette (she hides under furniture and emerges to make her sister's life hell...).

- Stu

..And don't forget the classic Exit Strategy, or In Case Of Congressional Representative Visit Deploy Firearms And Extra Zippy Kool-Aid.

The Eternal Sleep strategy rates right up there, too.

Why is it that I can't get that frigging tune out of my head? "Boop-boop-boop-be-boop, boop..."

Well,

Hard to disagree with this premise.

On the other hand, there's another way to look at this. When we moved to Vermont last year, we left the TVs behind.

What would happen if a HUGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE suddenly stopped watching the damn thing? "They" already lost an important chunk around the writer's strike.

I miss it next to never.

- Stu