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halfvenus

Website: http://halfvenus

Bio: Somewhere off the coast of Texas, I am trying to reel in my mind.

Bruce Conner, filmmaker, Beat artist (RIP)

July 8, 2008 1:51pm

He's with Thomas Disch now.

Tattooed living zombie

July 5, 2008 6:00pm

We all wear costumes, permanent or not. Sometimes, the impermanent become permanent through repeated use.

I would not, however, be on board with hiring someone with a facial tat or visible facial piercing in my office. Different costume required.

EUROPEANS! You have until MONDAY to contact your MEP and save the EU from a three-strikes copyright rule!

July 5, 2008 5:51pm

@5, I'm an attorney, so I grasp the basics but was trying to use general terminology. Although I will admit that constitutional law (US) and medico-legal issues are more my speed.

Tattooed living zombie

July 5, 2008 7:27am

@ Shannon: Great to see you and I'm glad you chimed in. Can't imagine many folks with as much pure knowledge and insight as you.

The fact that Zombie guy is an asshat as well as tattooed is pure coincidence.

Personally, I used to have an interesting piercing, but lost all interest in such after failing reconstruction following bilateral mastectomies. Enough modification for me, thankew. And I wasn't 40 yet...

Kids' furniture shaped like giant books

June 11, 2008 10:39am

I want an adult-sized one with my favorite book titles on it. Excellent juxtaposition in my libe at home with the antique desk.

And you're truly famous now, Cory. Love the A.V. Club bit.

Google News from a better world

June 8, 2008 5:21pm

While I am happy that meditation is such a wonder cure for so many ills, I find that that hasn't worked on my impatience.

Is the government compiling a secret list of citizens to detain under martial law?

May 19, 2008 6:23pm

I am a liberal and I'm taking your guns because I want them all for myself.

The story of Erased de Kooning Drawing

May 19, 2008 6:17pm

Didn't the Dadaists do all this before and better than Rauschenberg?

DIY Passover remixes

April 18, 2008 1:12pm

Fabulous! Hag sameach, all!

Armchair made from rucked-up felt

January 25, 2008 1:39pm

I cannot stand Joseph Beuys. Not one bit. So this chair is not for me.

Teenager hacks public train control system

January 12, 2008 8:04am

But a damn fine excuse for being late to work...

Stephen Fry on Electric Toothbrushes

December 31, 2007 12:38pm

I'm off gadgets since I stuck my finger in the blade attachment of my Braun handblender...while it was on.

I'm a bit leery of my electric toothbrush, but unless I stick it in my eye, I think I'm ok.

Fudge Daleks

December 25, 2007 10:14pm

I made a Stonehenge cake for a friend who was born on the Summer Solstice. Grey buttercream icing does not improve Twinkies.

Texas evacuees subject to criminal checks

December 21, 2007 7:07am

I'm a Texan, too, living on the Gulf Coast, and went through the horrific evacuation for Hurricane Rita. My co-worker's mother died in that.

This is a press release for propaganda purposes, and that's an end to it. It ain't gonna happen.

10 Habits of Highly Successful Brains

December 19, 2007 11:07am

My brain is more like a tag cloud.

UK party leader hires Brian Eno as youth adviser

December 19, 2007 11:03am

Hmmm. Who do we have who can do things like, "Baby's On Fire" and "Music for Airports?" Moby? His brain is much smaller than Eno's.

Sweet rolling tiny desk with lots of swing-out drawers and surfaces

December 12, 2007 10:54am

I think the curved edges are a plus for small spaces, too, if you're like me and tend to run into things.

(currently sporting a 3 1/2 inch scar from running into an uncovered wireless card. them puppies is sharp!)

11 slaughterhouse workers ill, inhaled pig-brain matter suspected

December 8, 2007 8:40am

@ecobore:

Mmmmm.

As a Southerner, I can attest that I have never seen pig brains in a grocery store. I have seen whole pig head, because if they weren't there, how would we get our Christmas tamales?

(I eat beef ones, though. Jew here.)

Secret photo archives of the Mutter Museum: haunting book of Victorian pathological curiosities

November 27, 2007 10:13pm

Ever since I flunked breast reconstruction following mastectomy, the guilt associated with staring at or examining medical oddities, burn victims and/or amputees has faded.

I am one of "them" now, even though you can't tell when I'm clothed and wearing my prosthetic.

Man arrested for toad tripping

November 16, 2007 9:12am

Eating Aqua Dots might be more safe. And creative, too!

Strange squid with human-like "teeth"

October 26, 2007 12:53pm

This will show up in the next anti-choice film. I just know it.

Collaborative art car build at Maker Faire Austin

October 12, 2007 7:16am

Suggestion: Hack a couple of old tone arms to make windshield wipers.

I've always wanted to cover an old VW bug in used breast implants.

ArtCars in the Bay Area and Austin

September 17, 2007 12:20pm

I do have to mention that Houston is the home of the oldest and largest Art Car parade in the country. And the one and only Orange Show.

http://www.orangeshow.org/artcar.html

Venomous cobra retained to patrol ugly expensive shoes at Harrods

September 11, 2007 9:40am

The cobra being foreshadowing of the pain the shoes will cause?

I lIke vOwEls

BBtv: Human USB Hack / Very Simple Motor

November 30, 2007 12:00am

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