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halfvenus
Website: http://halfvenus
Bio: Somewhere off the coast of Texas, I am trying to reel in my mind.
Bruce Conner, filmmaker, Beat artist (RIP)
July 8, 2008 1:51pm
Tattooed living zombie
July 5, 2008 6:00pm
We all wear costumes, permanent or not. Sometimes, the impermanent become permanent through repeated use.
I would not, however, be on board with hiring someone with a facial tat or visible facial piercing in my office. Different costume required.
EUROPEANS! You have until MONDAY to contact your MEP and save the EU from a three-strikes copyright rule!
July 5, 2008 5:51pm
@5, I'm an attorney, so I grasp the basics but was trying to use general terminology. Although I will admit that constitutional law (US) and medico-legal issues are more my speed.
EUROPEANS! You have until MONDAY to contact your MEP and save the EU from a three-strikes copyright rule!
July 5, 2008 7:28am
3 accusations? Not 3 "convictions?"
Tattooed living zombie
July 5, 2008 7:27am
@ Shannon: Great to see you and I'm glad you chimed in. Can't imagine many folks with as much pure knowledge and insight as you.
The fact that Zombie guy is an asshat as well as tattooed is pure coincidence.
Personally, I used to have an interesting piercing, but lost all interest in such after failing reconstruction following bilateral mastectomies. Enough modification for me, thankew. And I wasn't 40 yet...
Kids' furniture shaped like giant books
June 11, 2008 10:39am
I want an adult-sized one with my favorite book titles on it. Excellent juxtaposition in my libe at home with the antique desk.
And you're truly famous now, Cory. Love the A.V. Club bit.
Google News from a better world
June 8, 2008 5:21pm
While I am happy that meditation is such a wonder cure for so many ills, I find that that hasn't worked on my impatience.
Is the government compiling a secret list of citizens to detain under martial law?
May 19, 2008 6:23pm
I am a liberal and I'm taking your guns because I want them all for myself.
The story of Erased de Kooning Drawing
May 19, 2008 6:17pm
Didn't the Dadaists do all this before and better than Rauschenberg?
Armchair made from rucked-up felt
January 25, 2008 1:39pm
I cannot stand Joseph Beuys. Not one bit. So this chair is not for me.
Teenager hacks public train control system
January 12, 2008 8:04am
But a damn fine excuse for being late to work...
Stephen Fry on Electric Toothbrushes
December 31, 2007 12:38pm
I'm off gadgets since I stuck my finger in the blade attachment of my Braun handblender...while it was on.
I'm a bit leery of my electric toothbrush, but unless I stick it in my eye, I think I'm ok.
Fudge Daleks
December 25, 2007 10:14pm
I made a Stonehenge cake for a friend who was born on the Summer Solstice. Grey buttercream icing does not improve Twinkies.
Texas evacuees subject to criminal checks
December 21, 2007 7:07am
I'm a Texan, too, living on the Gulf Coast, and went through the horrific evacuation for Hurricane Rita. My co-worker's mother died in that.
This is a press release for propaganda purposes, and that's an end to it. It ain't gonna happen.
UK party leader hires Brian Eno as youth adviser
December 19, 2007 11:03am
Hmmm. Who do we have who can do things like, "Baby's On Fire" and "Music for Airports?" Moby? His brain is much smaller than Eno's.
Sweet rolling tiny desk with lots of swing-out drawers and surfaces
December 12, 2007 10:54am
I think the curved edges are a plus for small spaces, too, if you're like me and tend to run into things.
(currently sporting a 3 1/2 inch scar from running into an uncovered wireless card. them puppies is sharp!)
11 slaughterhouse workers ill, inhaled pig-brain matter suspected
December 8, 2007 8:40am
@ecobore:
Mmmmm.
As a Southerner, I can attest that I have never seen pig brains in a grocery store. I have seen whole pig head, because if they weren't there, how would we get our Christmas tamales?
(I eat beef ones, though. Jew here.)
Secret photo archives of the Mutter Museum: haunting book of Victorian pathological curiosities
November 27, 2007 10:13pm
Ever since I flunked breast reconstruction following mastectomy, the guilt associated with staring at or examining medical oddities, burn victims and/or amputees has faded.
I am one of "them" now, even though you can't tell when I'm clothed and wearing my prosthetic.
Man arrested for toad tripping
November 16, 2007 9:12am
Eating Aqua Dots might be more safe. And creative, too!
Strange squid with human-like "teeth"
October 26, 2007 12:53pm
This will show up in the next anti-choice film. I just know it.
Collaborative art car build at Maker Faire Austin
October 12, 2007 7:16am
Suggestion: Hack a couple of old tone arms to make windshield wipers.
I've always wanted to cover an old VW bug in used breast implants.
ArtCars in the Bay Area and Austin
September 17, 2007 12:20pm
I do have to mention that Houston is the home of the oldest and largest Art Car parade in the country. And the one and only Orange Show.
Venomous cobra retained to patrol ugly expensive shoes at Harrods
September 11, 2007 9:40am
The cobra being foreshadowing of the pain the shoes will cause?
I lIke vOwEls
BBtv: Human USB Hack / Very Simple Motor
November 30, 2007 12:00am
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