You know what? I like you, Fritz Bogott. Mostly because of your name. But also partly because I'm smashed. But also partly because you said that about Nigeria being the submerged portion of the world's cultural iceberg.

Also, I thought those sirens were part of my blaring music, but they continue despite the song change, so I guess Montana is more crime-prone than any of us thought, right?

finally, i believe in parallel evolution.

thank you, and good night.

I'm with all a y'all who says this is silly. I spent many months in East Africa, and I grew familiar with black men wearing beads. I say, to Clayton Cubitt, are you kidding me?

Dear Gabe and Max, what can I do on the internet besides play Bejeweled? (note: also besides email. I haven't had good luck with it.)

My grandmother and I are going in on the internet site together. We want to make a place where people can see our crocheted plant cozies. Do we need emails for this? Will anyone steal anything if we do this?