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Help the tech industry pick an interesting new letter for marketing gadgets and stuff

August 20, 2008 2:52pm

'i' is 4 letters after 'e' so clearly, by linear extrapolation, the next letter should be 'm'.

e.fgh.i.jkl.m

mPhone
mBook

Kind of has a ring to it, even.

Device clamps on face to preserve goatee

August 7, 2008 5:14pm

I really don't find maintaining a goatee to be sufficiently difficult to require a specialized device like this. However, if someone made one of these sorts of things for a mohawk, I'd probably buy one.

It's really hard doing precision shaving of the back of your head.

Segway meets monster truck

August 7, 2008 10:44am

Where's the video of it crushing a dozen broken down, regular Segways?

Top X: Fruity game intros

August 4, 2008 12:41pm

Cheesy intro dialogue aside, Einhander is an amazingly good scrolling space shooter.

Public Knowledge's "Selectable Output Control" video -- show this to your friends and get them to take action

August 1, 2008 9:02am

If one person, anywhere manages to extract the movie in full, encode it without SOC and upload it to the Internet, the whole purpose is defeated.

I wonder why the MPAA doesn't ask themselves the following question: Will people be more likely to watch a movie in a form that won't work on their television and stereo or one that will?

Honestly, I would happily pay for television, movies and music if they were offered to me at a reasonable price in a manner that was as convenient and usable as stealing from the Internet.

Pizza cutting scissors profane in the eyes of the Pizza God

July 29, 2008 9:24am

Look, I don't know about the rest of you folks, but I've cut pizza with scissors quite a few times and it works really well.

Sprint sells its cellular towers (so it can lease them back)

July 24, 2008 8:59am

My guess would be that this will save Sprint an incredible amount of money on tower maintenance. It may also allow TowerCo to lease tower space to Sprint's competitors, which would lower the per-tower costs for Sprint. Just a guess but seems like there might be reasons this is a good idea.

Man makes cell-phone activated stun gun to punish bike thieves

July 16, 2008 10:52am

IANAL but I have taken a few law classes and I recall a Torts case about booby-traps and the ensuing discussion on the matter.

The law, of course, varies from jurisdiction to jurisdiction but the general rule is that booby-traps to protect people are sometimes ok but booby-traps to protect property are never ok. A trap that injures someone breaking into your home might be ok; a trap that injures someone breaking into your tool shed will be a crime.

As such, booby-trapping your bike will be a crime.

Earth's most extreme lifeforms

June 27, 2008 12:37pm

Microbes are great and all but, if you're interested in cool extremophiles, allow me to bring Tardigrades (aka. water bears) to your attention. Tardigrades are one of, if not the, most hardy and extremophilic animals found on Earth.

Quoting wikipedia: "Water bears are able to survive in extreme environments that would kill almost any other animal. They can survive temperatures close to absolute zero, temperatures as high as 151°C (303°F), 1,000 times more radiation than any other animal, nearly a decade without water, and can also survive in a vacuum like that found in space."

Rumor: Microsoft to allow third-party 360s

June 25, 2008 2:16pm

Don't forget that Microsoft is, first and foremost, a software company. Microsoft did very nearly the same thing way back in the day when they brought us MS-DOS and let other people do the hardware.

If Microsoft published specs and required conformance they could sit back and make money off the Xbox 360 operating system, game licensing, Live Gold memberships, Live software sales and not have to worry about selling systems at a loss.

This would not only be a really good business move on their part but also in line with their history.

What was your first gadget? Mine was the Pilot V-point pen

June 15, 2008 10:11pm

The Pentel P205 mechanical pencil is one of the finest writing implements that I've ever used and was certainly one of my very early gadgets. My dad had picked one up somewhere and really liked it as a pencil; I asked him to get me one and I've never gone back.

TBS runs the world's worst interstitial

June 4, 2008 1:56pm

Consider, for a moment, that this interstitial advertisement was for another television show, not for a product. This advertisement was not paid for by some external entity and, thus, discussion of the monetary value of interstitials doesn't apply in the traditional sense. This is just a really annoying advertisement.

Brad Litwin's ball-catching "Rotapult"

May 16, 2008 10:04am

It'd be cooler if it kept multiple balls in the air at one time.

1939 marital rating scale for wives

May 13, 2008 4:32pm

@TIABLA
Please do!

1939 marital rating scale for wives

May 13, 2008 2:27pm

Is there no one that can provide a link to complete versions of the husband and wife tests?

Sippin on the Rocks: Scottish Granite Cools Your Scotch

December 18, 2007 1:34pm

A little bit of water can really open up a scotch or make it more palatable to those that don't like it straight. Chilling scotch just dulls your tongue and the flavor. This product is not only frivolous but thoroughly in opposition to proper appreciation of fine scotch.

I guess that's what you get from a company that informs us, on their "About Us" page, that they are taking scotch drinking cues from a "Canadian Geochemist."

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