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How to give yourself elf ears

August 7, 2008 9:22am

Actually it turned out pretty awesome. I bet most people wouldn't even notice it.

Johnny Depp in sausage form

July 27, 2008 9:52pm

I'm sorry but this has nothing on Ted Nugent Gonzo Meat Biltong -- sadly no longer in production.

Jack Womack's underappreciated masterpiece, "Random Acts of Senseless Violence"

July 26, 2008 4:32pm

This book is definitely awesome. I liked Elvissey too but I think Random Acts will resonate with a wider readership. I think i have an ancient review of it on amazon.

Some douche steals Ian Curtis' (of Joy Division) headstone

July 5, 2008 9:53am

Curious -- is that footage of the actual Joy Division or footage from the movie Control?

If It's the actual Joy Division, the film Control really did get it spot on (in looks anyway)

Adventurer will live 300 days as Robinson Crusoe

May 29, 2008 10:30pm

Primitive as can be!

Chinese-Made Gadgets Going to Get More Expensive

April 9, 2008 8:50am

The cause for this is all those things...and it's all over Asia not just China.

Devaluation of the dollar, rising oil prices hence higher water shipping costs, rise in cost / shortage of raw materials like copper, new labor costs and shortages.

Moving everything to Mexico, interesting idea. But there are particular traditions of craftsmanship in some Asian made items that Mexico just doesn't have and isn't going to get -- unless all skilled Asian factory workers move there.

Jeremy Fish's Barry the Beaver toy

April 3, 2008 3:40pm

the pointy ears would be a plus -- on the g spot

Unusually-named toy doll sets

March 30, 2008 8:54am

Instead of "ethnic" they should have said "brown".

Lamps made from sheep's stomachs: Ruminant Bloom

March 17, 2008 7:20am

eh, just looks like caul fat to me. They use it all the time on Iron Chef

Yoko Ono: No, I'm not suing Lennon Murphy over "Lennon."

February 15, 2008 9:28am

I bet she'd give up the trademark for a couple of million and a five record deal.

Things that have always been true for the class of 2011

February 1, 2008 2:33pm

Agreed parts of that list are out of touch as well.

Has Hillary Clinton seen the video for the Golden Earring song she plays?

January 28, 2008 2:56pm

Never mind Hilary -- WTF? on that video.

I think they used the choreography in "Twilight Zone"

JG Ballard's autobiography excerpt and sad news of cancer

January 21, 2008 1:06pm

Yes sad news indeed. Ballard is my favorite author.

Suburban family discovers hidden room filled with toxic mold and a taunting note

January 7, 2008 9:23am

anyone read "House of Leaves"? Somehow this all reminds me of that book.

Topless woman in park used as bait in police arrest

January 2, 2008 2:24pm

There's something off about this entire story.

She must have had really nice tits.

Privacy state-of-the-planet -- it's not good

December 31, 2007 8:33am

once you go black you never go back

Martha Stewart's prison-made Nativity creche

December 28, 2007 12:00pm

That is a nice nativity! That fancy jail must have a damn nice pottery studio to have all those molds.

Yeah, I love Martha too -- and that was a rerun

Dress changes color with your mood

December 20, 2007 9:07pm

Didn't JG Ballard write about something like this?

Oh I think the clothes in Vermillion Sands thought for themselves.

Mitch O'Connell's glitter graphics

December 12, 2007 9:32am

Unicorns bad?

Nooooooooo

Mashups with older source material

December 5, 2007 8:47am

There's also soulwax/2 many djs. The Peter Gunn Theme mashed with Fuck the Pain Away?

Brilliant

Sonic Screwdriver Doctor Who flashlight

November 14, 2007 9:25am

When will they come out with the Torchwood sex lube?

Ceramic Food Warmer for Steam Radiators

November 12, 2007 3:53pm

My husband use to use the radiator to heat tortillas with only a piece of tin foil.

White Mischief, London's steampunk variety night

November 12, 2007 9:04am

If you like that style I'd like to pimp out Starshaped Press in Chicago.

Jen does work the old fashioned way -- with handset type:

An example --
http://www.starshaped.com/posterpages/astronomer.html

White Mischief, London's steampunk variety night

November 11, 2007 7:24pm

Drat!

I'll be in London in 1 1/2 weeks -- too late.

Glass octopus sculpture

November 9, 2007 7:49am

I think I know what to ask for for Christmas!

Rube Goldberg domino cascade ad for Guinness

November 9, 2007 7:48am

I am a producer and I can't even image putting that together.

911 call for beer

November 8, 2007 11:51am

He was being very responsible not driving out for the beer but having the beer brought to him. 911 is for emergencies after all!

Natalia Fabia's Hooker Safari show

November 8, 2007 11:07am

If you go to the website on the 2nd page of thumbnails there is a painting "Samantha and the Birds". I'm pretty sure that's the drummer who is touring with Peaches. She did fill in work on a Motley Crew tour too -- so she's hot and she rocks!

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