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Who really gives a shit about MP3s killing the album?

April 26, 2008 10:49pm

"Albums should have their own beginning, middle and end: shuffling an album should shuffle its emotional tenor."

You're my new hero. I loaded 'In Utero' onto my mp3 player the other day without putting the playlist in the directory and the album played in alphabetical order; I couldn't listen to it.

How HAARP works

April 26, 2008 10:42pm

Woo-hoo!, HAARP is under my directorate! It's projects like HAARP that allow me to legitimately call myself a mad scientist.

But get ready folks, you ain't seen nuthin: we've got plans in the works to depopulate the inner radiation belt!

Untitled 1

April 24, 2008 2:29pm

tl;dr

Citizen issues parking ticket to cop

April 23, 2008 12:59pm

Breaking the law is not one of the perks that comes with being a public servant. If anything, cops should be held to HIGHER standards of conduct than everyone else.

And Picking up lunch isn't the same as responding to a call in any way, shape, or form.

In the Woods: Brooklyn, we have a problem

April 23, 2008 5:06am

Well over $1000 in batteries and chargers and the wont work for lack of a plug. This makes me think the robot apocalypse may not be so hard to thwart.

Middlesbrough cops, goons and clerks grab and detain photographer for shooting on a public street

April 22, 2008 7:11am

Sounds like the UK needs to start organizing giant photography flash mobs.

VelociRaptor the fastest hard drive in the Western Digital line

April 21, 2008 12:57pm

Something tells me a 10 KRPM hard drive in a laptop is a bad idea. A bad idea that I'm going to jump all over if will actually fit in my machine!

Seriously, awful power consumption, loads of noise, and I'm sure reduced durability have got to make this a poor choice for a laptop HD.

Amazon's Kindle now in-stock, practically for the first time ever

April 21, 2008 12:51pm

Woah, I had no idea that the kindle had free evdo for surfing wikipedia; that's actually pretty cool.

Unfortunately, now that it's actually in stock I have to add it to the long list of gadgets that I need to resist buying if I want to still have money for food. Ok, money for liquor.

The 10th Anniversary Final SubGenius Devival

April 17, 2008 5:41am

The reverend Buck Naked would not approve.

For all of us who participated in the great schism I can only say that the New Shining Truth will ultimately prevail.

Ayahuasca church spreads into UK

April 17, 2008 5:35am

I'm with William S. Burroughs on this one: it's all a mind control plot.

SPOT Satellite Messenger reviewed (Verdict: easy-to-use lifesaver)

April 14, 2008 1:09pm

That's just about the coolest camping/travel gadget I've ever seen. I might get one so I can keep my ever-worrying mother calm when I'm traveling in some 3rd world country.

Dick Cheney's shades reflect a strange being

April 10, 2008 2:45am

Does it scare anyone else that William Gibson is spending his time staring deeply into the eyes of Dick Cheney? Is this the secret to his inspiration?

Video: Segway RMP Packbot with Mecanum Wheels

April 9, 2008 7:28am

Think that's spooky, check out videos of forklifts using those wheels:

http://www.airtrax.com/video/

Zaphod Beeblebrox-inspired teddy bears from Douglas Adams fan-club

April 3, 2008 4:47am

I joined just to get a Beeblebears.

Anti-emo pogroms rage throughout Mexico

March 27, 2008 11:44am

Maybe this will spur a renewed interest in the Austin punk group the "Fuckemos". It's a reference to a club and not a style, but they're awesome anyway.

Astronaut describes what space smells like

February 21, 2008 4:43am

The smell is probably a combination of stuff that has been outgassed by the station or sputtered off of it redeposited on the suits. #5 has the idea, but it need not be sucked in or rubbed against to get the smell. The inside of vacuum chambers with plasma sources smells kinda like what the astronaut describes. Space is a pretty empty place, but the environment directly around the station is populated with all the crap that the station emits. I know that all the silicone that's on the station is constantly sputtered off and redeposited on things; that's why the station sucks for any kind of ionospheric instrumentation.

Pictures of guys in clubs with spray tans

February 8, 2008 5:58pm

They're not really brown, it's an optical illusion. They're really the same color as the yellow square on the side.

That hair is real though and we should all be very, very afraid of it.

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