Looks like somebody else had the bright idea of clicking the "Time" column on his copy of iTunes. (I tried this a few weeks back, idly comparing songs that were exactly three, four, and five minutes long. It can also be fun to play all the tracks in your library that are under two minutes.)

Dave X, you might want to save some of your airlock-pushing for the greedheads running the studios--they're the ones who are refusing to negotiate with the writers on a new deal.