until april, HBML has a "two legs for the price of one" hobbling offer for all reticent novelists. oh, wait that's "misery". uh... two for one on "the kinds of books i stopped reading in the ninth grade". OH SNAP

pssssssh... that guy couldn't hold a tarnished brass hinge to a real junk shoppe- http://www.hbml.org

we got tchotchkes, oven mitts, broken glass that looks like candy, broken candy that looks like glass, slotted spoons, egg osculators, cats heads, telephone books, chinese newspapers, and a choice scumbag clientele of skaters, haters, daters, sixth graders, and catholics. GAME OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR