Awesome! Another stupid thing that probably doesn't actually exist that was thought up exclusively to see if Boing Boing would actually post it.

I don't know what the hell this post is about, but somebody needs to hurry up and make a mafia vs. werewolves video game, or movie, or something. Somebody call Uwe Boll.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug?

I remember some stupid ad from not too long ago that encouraged viewers to google Pontiac. Fuck that. This isn't 1995 AOL. We all know how to type a god damn URL.

Um, so where's the dryer? If you're going to have something like this and claim that part of the appeal is to save space, you're basically wasting that space all over again by having a separate dryer. Stacked washers and dryers are nothing unusual. You could just as easily recycle the wastewater by having a stacked washer/dryer unit *next to* your toilet.

I had an impromptu peep war once. We were scrubbing ground-in pieces out of the carpet and finding them behind the TV and window blinds for weeks. My version seems like much more fun than this.

Nothing screams "asshole" like the person who intentionally holds up the security line with something stupid like this.

What exactly can this get you that poking around in the phone can't? I mean, you've already got their phone...

When this hit Digg, a few weeks ago, I think it was titled "Photo of a man making the biggest mistake of his life".

Sorry dude, you just married a crazy person!

The most amazing part of this story is that this moose somehow swam all the way to Norway. Moose live only in North America. This was something else. A reindeer maybe?

If you like bionic cats and comics about bionic cats, check out We3... http://www.amazon.com/We3-Grant-Morrison/dp/1401204953/ref=pd_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1196227642&sr=8-1

It's awesome and very sad at the same time.

Why not? After all you can have chickens in New York City!

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/01/nyregion/thecity/01chic.html