I, too, immediately thought of "Hot Fuzz." I'm surprised more people haven't mentioned it.

This also makes the last-day-of-school shaving cream fight my peers and I had in the park (around the year 2000 or so) seem quite tame.

For extra blogging-from-the-woods bonus points, do the whole thing in designated wilderness. My favorite wilderness is the Platte River Wilderness. There is a golf course hidden along the Douglas Creek trail. Really.

Well, it's good he got that fixed then.

I want Fidel Castro to have an LJ! He should include lots of personality quiz results and memes in with his communist manifestos. And he should definitely make a custom mood theme.

Maybe someone could do Fake Fidel, modeled on Fake Steve Jobs.

If your neighborhood is so bad the kids are huffing sewage for escapist relief, "drug use" is not your primary problem.

WB2 news in Denver ran a jenkem story this evening. Not like I thought they had higher standards, but still . . .

I have always loved the idea of copy machines as large-format camera. The lens is a little too low-fi for my taste, but if you're doing copy art, you're up for a different-than-usual aesthetic. Now they need to post DIY instructions.

Hmmm. Time to start looking for classy lockets big enough to hold itty bitty usb keys.