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Pardon me, is this the punch line?

To add some information to #2, in many states, you must also show proof of insurance if stopped while driving a vehicle.

A vending machine in America can survive in the wild for quite some time, depending upon location. Here is a picture of a vending machine that's lived in the wilds of Seattle for what seems like ever. COKE MACHINE, NEAR CORNER OF JOHN & BROADWAY

I work in the vending industry, and we have a number of machines located outside. We have more break-ins and attempted break-ins at inside locations ( more privacy ) than outside. We did have some machines at an abandoned Driving Range that ended up being completely disassembled and set on fire, but that was the exception rather than the rule.