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figment88
Bio: I like pie!
Water filled plastic bags on trees scare bugs away?
April 15, 2008 5:10pm
Anti-emo pogroms rage throughout Mexico
March 27, 2008 10:22am
While this certainly seems to be organized violence against a particular group, it does not seem like the scale of the violence rises to a "pogrom."
Interesting anti-graffiti sign
March 10, 2008 12:59pm
When sitting around with my lefty pals one-upping eachother on how progressive we are, if the conversation turns to graffiti ("street art" give me a fuckin' break), I pull an immediate 180.
Graffiti is pure evil. It is is not self-expression, it is narcissism.
Whether it is in a private bathroom, a train car, a bus stop, or the side of a beautiful turn-of-the century building, graffiti is ugly. It doesn't just give the finger to the property owner, but to everyone who encounters it.
Graffiti does as much as crack and Republicans in creating despair in our cities.
Food Court Musical, by Improv Everywhere
March 10, 2008 9:12am
Improv Everywhere are a bunch of jerks. You should not encourage them by providing free publicity.
TSA endangers child's life by contaminating his feeding tube despite pleas
March 6, 2008 3:48pm
Did any of you bleeding hearts actually bother to click through and play the video? It doesn't work in Firefox, but I opened up my trusty IE7 to get a look at this so-called 14 year old kid.
Let me tell you he is one scary-looking mo fo.
Cal State University fires Quaker for inserting "nonviolently" into loyalty oath
March 3, 2008 11:03am
as #19 pointed out this is part of state law. It has been around a long time and is required of all state employees. I remember having to sign it when I was a TA and RA at UCLA back in the early nineties.
I generally added a signing statement along the lines of "Signed only as a condition of employment." I figured that was the moral equivalent of crossing my fingers.
HOWTO contract a sex worker in Silicon Valley
February 8, 2008 2:33pm
If they keep publicizing this type of information, it will increase demand and prices will go up.
Ford: Car owners are pirates if they distribute pictures of their own cars
January 14, 2008 9:06am
If they want me to be a Ford, they would have to change the name. I am not going to go around in any shape or form spreading the legacy of Henry Ford.
I'm glad the company is limiting its dissemination -- clearly unprotected trademarks is now the World's Foremost Problem.
Web Zen: bacon zen
December 21, 2007 11:06am
Don't forget that not eating pork leads to worldwide instability
http://www.peacethroughpork.com/
Cross in Huckabee's new TV ad?
December 19, 2007 11:28am
Dang, that would have been much funnier if I didn't have a brain fart and would have written FSM like I meant.
Cross in Huckabee's new TV ad?
December 19, 2007 11:25am
I'm pretty sure I saw the FSW in a Dennis Kucinich ad.
Poster for putting the FSM back in Chrifsmas
December 10, 2007 2:36pm
Pastafarians are not necessarily atheists.
Those who have been touched by his noodly appendage only unite in their belief that others should not proselytize their beliefs in the public sphere.
Collector asks for your 1968 pennies
November 30, 2007 11:24am
I don't know why everyone is so snide about this. I think it is great. I just sent in three 1968 pennies.
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