And, since it's MicroSoft, they would probably end up with several security flaws, leading to all kinds of mischief.

I might admit anything if threatened with Starbucks coffee.

It seems like it would be a simple matter to install a speaker oneself.

The issue I've always run into with programming for phones is that despite the fact most use some version of JVM, it is extremely difficult and time-consuming to validate compatibility on the host of handsets available.
Additionally, many inexpensive handsets suffer from difficulties getting software onto the phone. Of course, this is my experience in the US, so if Africa is using a different system, then it becomes even harder for me to adequately test and deploy an app.
Which is too bad, because I really want a Scheme interpreter for my phone.

My Roomba *is* my pet...

This is the same approach as Open Moko, innit?

I think he has this backwards. I would more expect an intelligent, goblin-like race and an attractive, moronic race. Like sysadmins on one side and fashionable celebrities on the other sid... ohmygawd! It's already happened!