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Evan Rappaport

Website: http://evanrapp.blogspot.com

Sarah Milstein on urban hiking

June 24, 2008 5:27pm

I'm assuming that for people who live outside NYC where you can drive cars that this is a novel idea. In NYC, this is called the weekend.

Banshee free/open music player for GNU/Linux turns 1.0

June 23, 2008 7:24am

Wow, I was looking for yet another media player. Now if they would only come out with yet another web browser.

DHS spends millions on bus kill-switches to stop Osama bin Laden from reenacting the movie "Speed"

June 11, 2008 3:20pm

When do we get to see the instructable for the bus-b-gone like the tv-b-gone?

What would you do if you ended up in the year 1000?

June 11, 2008 3:04pm

Get an 800 year head start on the California gold rush. If you can get it to Europe without dieing, you're all set.

Flying penis disrupts Russian meeting

May 20, 2008 7:38am

I'm waiting for the instructable.

Flying penis disrupts Russian meeting

May 20, 2008 7:36am

I'm waiting for the instructable.

Kids' book about pot: "It's Just a Plant"

April 23, 2008 10:14am

I'm waiting for the sequels "Uranium... It's just a rock" and "Polyvinyl Chloride... It's just a thermoplastic polymer made from oil which is made from dinosaurs". I love dinosaurs.

Banks refuse to take title on repossessed crappy houses

April 3, 2008 10:15am

New Game Plan

1) Take out sub prime mortgage on house
2) Buy house
3) Take out home equity loan on house
4) Take out second mortgage
5) Default on loans
6) Bank takes property but no title
7) Squat in own house
8) Claim adverse possession
9) Get title to house
10) profit.

Super Mario Wii casemod

March 10, 2008 1:29pm

Mama Mia!

Monster robot heads for space station

March 10, 2008 11:06am

Find Sarah Connor.

Torture playlist

February 26, 2008 11:17am

I agree. The meow mix commercial is inspired by genius.

MP3 of David Lee Roth vocals from "Runnin' with The Devil"

January 25, 2008 12:21pm

Let the remixing begin.

Martha Stewart's prison-made Nativity creche

December 28, 2007 8:39am

Any man playing grabass or fightin' in the building or makin' two wise men spends a night in the box.

Fake news from the RIAA

December 21, 2007 9:58am

This is actually a pretty common thing. It would generally fall under the name of PR rather than advertising. There are a lot of companies that send out these types of reports all the time to newspapers, radio stations and tv stations. Here's some fake news from Sony about saving lives in China. http://www.napsnet.com/health/73319.html. This is nothing new.

Zombie Love

December 14, 2007 10:27am

They don't respect her for her body. They only want her brains.

Pedal-powered car gets pulled over by Toronto Police

December 3, 2007 10:14am

Maybe a car that looks like a bicycle would have been "safer".

Cosmetic surgeon will point your ears?

October 26, 2007 2:46pm

"Fascinating" -- Mr. Spock

Micky Mouse vs Mickey Mouse

October 17, 2007 5:22pm

Just like the time when Roger Meyers Sr. stole Itchy from Chester J. Lampwick.

Burqinis and the new Muslim chic

September 20, 2007 11:08am

These kids and their fancy revealing burquinis. In my day, you had to wear a petticoat an spats to the beach.

http://vintagedancers.org/images/03ne_bathe.jpg

It's all relative.

Comix artists draw Bowie

September 19, 2007 8:38am

The drawings are missing his nipple antenna that he uses to send data back to earth.

Street interviews about how young people are no good

September 12, 2007 3:15pm

You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J. D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and… hey! Where are you going?
... Anyway, about my washtub. I’d just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as... a walking bird. We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called "baseball"...

BioPro 190: At-Home Biodiesel Production

September 5, 2007 6:45am

You need to add methanol, sulfuric acid, source oil and a catalyst? On top of that you have to plug this in to your house power? This thing can't run on it's own fuel? Sounds like alot of energy input just to get out bio fuel.

Stephen Hawking writes a kids' sf trilogy

September 4, 2007 6:35pm

First a physicist, then a rapper then a children's author. The man is multi talented for sure.

http://mchawking.com/mp3s/

Shaolin monks wage internet war against ninja trolls

September 2, 2007 2:22pm

Real Ultimate Power of Attorney!

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