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Rainbow Hex Keys
August 29, 2008 11:30am
Cassettes still a multi-million dollar industry... in prison
July 21, 2008 12:01pm
Oh that wacky industrial prison complex and its delicious profit opportunities!!
They just just liquefy people sentenced over 10 years and use the drippings for fertilizer - AT A TIDY MARKUP I MIGHT ADD!
Custom "Model 666" handgun suitable for slaying Nerf werewolves, vampires
June 26, 2008 2:09pm
What? A homebrew gadget with a gauge stuck on it gets a post on BB and no mention whatsoever about "water vapor" or "pre-new-wave kids with mohawks".
Thank you!
Macworld's rules for buying Macs
May 17, 2008 8:42am
I bought the same refurb MPB17 you did. Look at this this way, we got the most refined unit of the form factor, the new one will only begin another debug phase where the early adopters get hit hardest.
Wilford Brimley and the five cats who resemble him
May 2, 2008 5:58am
"Won't get sick, won't get any older and you won't ever MEOW"
Jimi Hendrix sex tape
April 29, 2008 1:35pm
I was riffing on #17, and I actually agree with your comment #19 but if you'd like to go out of your way to get your feelings hurt then that's out of MY robotic pincers.
Jimi Hendrix sex tape
April 29, 2008 1:19pm
Is Boingboing becoming another shitty website that passes disgusting OMG_KITTENS? If so please let me know so I can delete you from my bookmarks.
No, I'm serious and I'd really like a reply. Is this the kind of OMG_KITTENS I can expect from Boingboing Now? I'd like an answer please.
Sign advertising rabbit meat
April 25, 2008 2:15pm
DISGUSTING!!!
Rabbit, with NO SKIN?! Throw the best part away and call it a meal? Preposterous.
Beamz: laser theremin thingie on sale at Sharper Image
April 24, 2008 10:22am
Ahhhh, Sharper Image and Theremin music: Two shitty tastes that go together.
Honestly if your name isn't Clara Rockmore, buy a trombone.
Leander Kahney's Inside Steve's Brain is out
April 21, 2008 7:58pm
"mid morning bacon blowout"
Who did what now???
Woman goes on YouTube to air divorce grievances
April 16, 2008 12:04pm
From CNN
"In a tearful and furious YouTube video with close to 150,000 hits to date, former actress and playwright ("Bonkers") Tricia Walsh-Smith lashes out against her husband, Philip Smith, president of the Shubert Organization, the largest theater owner on Broadway."
BONKERS?? It's the eyes...
Blue Jeans Cable responds to Monster Cable cease-and-desist with Hundred Hand Slap
April 15, 2008 11:26am
Anything that hurts Monster is good, but who wins when one overpriced cable pusher is 'slapped' down by a company whose products are slightly less overpriced?
Is where you need to go. Best prices on Mogami stuff too.
(not affiliated, its just the go-to site for all the DIY-HT people in the know)
Mom and baby rob candy store
April 11, 2008 2:10pm
Everyone jumps on her case cuz she can pinch an inch, but no one wants to point out that these fascist candy stores extort us all and until heroes like this get the recognition they deserve Big Sugar will continue to run its jackboots over us.
Nuclear detonators sent to Taiwan were from 1962
March 27, 2008 8:30pm
I remember from some war porn documentary that the Bofors 40mm gun they still use on AC-130s in Iraq have so much surplus ammo from WWII that they still shoot 60+ year old rounds to this day.
Eyeclops camera's fake auxillary circuit board
March 20, 2008 9:43am
Stefan,
Too late:
http://www.korg.com/gear/prod_info.asp?A_PROD_NO=ESX1
Man creates vigilante robot to battle drug dealers
March 5, 2008 9:27am
The best line: Its made from an old smoker (duh) so "It smells like chicken but it'll still git ya!"
Shrine to bragging, deadly Internet "mall ninja"
February 29, 2008 6:05am
Its easy to sit so smug at your little computer in your comfy papasan chair and laugh at heroes like this, but if we had had a few more mall_ninjas during the 80's we would all now be kicking back enjoying an Orange Julius right now.
Disconcerting: The Sharper Image Is Kaput
February 20, 2008 12:40pm
I wish they could take Bose with them.
Lawrence Welk stars sing "One Toke Over The Line"
February 6, 2008 12:00pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Toke_Over_the_Line
Brewer & Shipley
"They left California in 1969, returning to the Midwest, this time to Kansas City, where they would make a meager living through playing in college towns. They derived the name of their next album, Tarkio, from a regular gig they played in Tarkio, Missouri. This was their most commercially successful work, featuring their hit "One Toke Over the Line", which they wrote as a joke while preparing backstage for a performance."
Col-Pop: Fast Food Drink Caddie for Snacks
February 5, 2008 7:31am
It still looks like a pain in the ass though, with a SEPERATE section for the chicken, and a SEPERATE section for the soda.. too confusing.
They should take a clue from the KFC Famous Bowl and heap the lot into the cup, maybe then, IF I HAVE TIME, I'll consider it.
Sex gadget expose on Mississippi tv news (where they're illegal)
February 1, 2008 9:22am
The problem is that if we let the shops slide on innocent purple vibrators today, tomorrow the place will fill up with cock rings and life-like jelly dongs. How do cock rings and jelly dongs help you relax when your arm hurts? Explain that to me.
EXPLAIN!
Secret safe-words of the Emergency Broadcasting System
January 31, 2008 8:43am
When I worked the phone as an order taker at a mail order catalog company, we would come up with lists of similarly odd words (or phrases) and offered prizes to whomever could work them into a customer call without losing the sale.
50 Years of LEGO: Nine Sets I Have Known and Loved
January 28, 2008 11:29am
Impressive, but... no Technics? wow.
Computers piece together millions of shredded Stasi documents
January 23, 2008 8:24am
#7, Yeah, but
"For months, it turned out, an agent was assigned to steal her baby stroller and covertly let the air out of her bicycle tires when she went grocery shopping with her two toddlers."
This is on a different level entirely.
Video: Toyota Celica Supra XX Commercial (1978)
January 18, 2008 1:50pm
I think the far forward mirrors may not be allowed by US DOT or something, because I've never seen that here in the US, even on period Celicas.
Derren Brown's Tricks of the Mind: book explains magic, hypnosis and the rationale for rationalism
January 14, 2008 6:59pm
can we accept that placebo works in some cases for some people?
You Suck at Photoshop #2
January 10, 2008 12:04pm
he changed that dead cat layer to "Overlay" mode instead of "Normal".
Billboard alterations by "The Decapitator"
January 9, 2008 11:30am
What I like is the Mad Magazine style chopped off neck with the big shoulder/hambone sticking out of the middle (which is funny) instead of realistic arteries and such detail (which is gross).
Video of YAPMM (Yet Another Perpetual Motion Machine)
January 8, 2008 11:54am
Here is the Steorn thread:
http://www.steorn.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=60132
Video of YAPMM (Yet Another Perpetual Motion Machine)
January 8, 2008 11:13am
I almost bought it until I realized that magneto-kinetic Judson dampers are incorrectly polarized for that gauge of stator!!!!
How embarrasing.
End of skeptic James Randi's million dollar challenge
January 8, 2008 9:06am
This is really lame. My powers have only just begun to blossom and by, oh February or so I should be ready to go public.
Individual, isloated Sgt Peppers vocal and instrumental tracks
January 7, 2008 10:40pm
To be clear, these tracks weren't extracted from the final "store bought" copy, but taken from alternate but orginal studio recording tracks that may or may not have been used to mix the final album we all know.
HOWTO Make a trashcan meat-smoker for less than $50
January 4, 2008 11:27am
http://www.google.com/search?q=trash+can+smoker+zinc
*sigh* There should be a Snopes.
HOWTO make a Senior Remote with only five big, friendly buttons
December 28, 2007 11:13am
http://www.amazon.com/Tek-Pal-Large-Button-RemoteBW2007/dp/B000UKQR8E/
Ok this one is better (and link works).
HOWTO make a Senior Remote with only five big, friendly buttons
December 28, 2007 11:09am
http://thealzheimersstore.com/Alzheimers/senior-friendly-tv-remote-control.htm
They have something similar (and pre-made) at the Alzheimer's store. I'd post the link but I forgot it.
Spy Drones to Hang from Powerlines like Trash
December 19, 2007 7:05pm
Each half of the aircraft is designed to resemble and old tennis shoe. The fuselage pieces are joined by an advanced nano-morphic electro-vampiric inducto-tether. The cost to make it appear like an ordinary urine soaked shoelace? $3 billion.
Saddam's mega-yacht for sale - complete with secret passage!
December 19, 2007 2:59pm
#6 Mark, you can say the same for North Korea really, I'm sure KJI has a ghetto version of this vessel for his own use, just more raggedy and full of Hennessy.
Disembodied hands to keep infant feeling secure
December 10, 2007 12:17pm
Much of the trauma I've suffered in my life was caused by a lack of "Zaky Infact Pillow"
Gomboc: World's First Self-Righting Object
December 10, 2007 11:15am
This will be the "test print" page of desktop 3d fabbers in 10 years.
Video: Philip Glass's Sesame Street pieces
December 6, 2007 1:23pm
I spent year searching for this as a kid, then I found out it was Phillip Glass, and even sunk $80 into the Einstein Box, figuring it was one of the Knee Play pieces. This is the first time I have seen this video in over 20 years and I am stunned that while it clearly was recorded around the same time, these are not from the huge 4 - disc box.
Now to track down the original music!
Video from striking Colbert Report writers: "Sorry, Internet"
December 3, 2007 11:07am
Just to re-iterate, Carson Daly is a SCAB.
That is all.
Handsome leather solar bags
November 27, 2007 8:32am
"All the people reading this blog are digging coal with their spacebars."
I don't agree with Cory on everything, but he dismantles specious arguments like nobody's business.
Mole man evicted from underground burrow
November 27, 2007 8:20am
David277,
DUH, the soil in Fresno serves the needs of mole living PERFECTLY because of the duripan, you see..
Dangit, Dylan (#11) stole my thunder. Just too slow I guess.
(BTW the screenshot, and post title were so beautifully perfect together in my RSS reader I wept.)
David Lynch's "invincible university" effort off to bad start in Germany
November 19, 2007 1:31pm
Gee, you know who else wore a crown? JUGHEAD!
Raid uncovers 10 Commandments of the Mafia
November 9, 2007 3:11pm
11. Leave the Gun. Take the Canoli
Vintage surplus electronics mega-warehouse
November 9, 2007 12:40pm
I went there about 3 months ago because I'd heard he was getting ill. He was in good spirits and for the few hours I was there a steady stream of the local radio club guys would come in and check on him.
Nortex was unreal, and it did have the 'smell' of electronics history. I've got crates of odd hardware I picked up for future circuitbending and hacking from there.
RIP Lewis!
Strange squid with human-like "teeth"
October 26, 2007 9:23am
They reproduce by latching into the face of a suitable host and depositing their embryo in the digestive tract.
Derelict bank-vault photos
October 25, 2007 10:00am
While there are lots of bank vaults on Flickr, I like this sort with the intricate engraving and machine-turned finishes.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nostalgicglass/1218496145/in/photostream/
Video: From the Bros. That Brought You Overdrift: Assassinz!
October 4, 2007 1:00pm
+7 for the Rick Astley
James Randi Calls Out Audiophile: I'm Sure the Crickets Will Sound Fantastic
October 2, 2007 9:05am
RE Home Depot cables: It wasn't lamp cord, it was the plain-jane 14 gauge orange extension cord.
Google "Home Depot HD-14 speaker cable" and follow the hilarity.
(Paul Seydor and Neil Gader took a two-part speaker cable survey in The Absolute Sound magazine, issues 146 and 147. The HD-14s were slipped in and the emperor's clothes were much admired)
Amazing dice stacking video
September 28, 2007 2:31pm
Umm no. at 3:20 we are presented with "downstairs".
Pranking this by recording it backwards, like Michael Gondry, would result in an even MORE impressive stunt, being that he would quickly have built each stack by dropping the dice, one armsweep at a time perfectly depositing the die squarely on the die below.
US Navy calls MySpace kids an "Alien Life Force"
September 28, 2007 10:57am
I would sign up for the Army if they would only give more credit to beautiful people like me.
Nike's American Indian sneaker
September 26, 2007 1:51pm
Aww Flying Squid, FUN facts need not be TRUE facts, right?
www.colbertnation.com
Man lives after chair leg penetrates eye socket and throat
September 26, 2007 12:16pm
#7 posted by David Adam Edelstein for the win.
Wait, why is this page not blue?
Journalist tries out Raytheon's pain-ray weapon: "No sir, I don't like it."
September 24, 2007 12:01pm
TOO BULKY! The public won't be snapping these up until they are iPod sized.
Urban cup holder clamps onto street posts
September 20, 2007 6:55am
These are great! They are the perfect size for a seal snout or bird neck, and when you are done partying you can fling them in the ocean!
Steampunk long-boards
September 9, 2007 10:11am
Anything that is brass colored bolted to wood is steampunk?
NASA could use a better slogan. Got one?
September 7, 2007 1:47pm
Ok, on3 mor3:
"This is not your father's NASA (his was better)"
NASA could use a better slogan. Got one?
September 7, 2007 1:37pm
"NASA: Every shuttle launch costs $1 Billion"
What became of the earliest web aesthetic
September 7, 2007 8:24am
You can relive those days of tacky pages and stay fully compliant with Bruce Lawson's "Geocities 1996" stylesheet here:
http://csszengarden.com/?cssfile=http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/zen/sample.css
Video of 1st radio control toy from 1950s
September 5, 2007 11:19am
Actually I was digging at the guy in the video (he said it) but this is a nerd website after all.
Video of 1st radio control toy from 1950s
September 5, 2007 9:28am
[rcgeek]It's RADIO control, toys that operated REMOTELY from a wire tether existed before this.[/rcgeek]
Ronald Jenkees; Hello YouTubes, have you heard my SICK beats?
September 5, 2007 7:53am
Totally an act, and a clever one that works!
No friends yet.


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If they are made in Switerland then why is the price surprising? $50, ok, but you get EIGHT wrenches. at under $7 each (remembering where they are made) is sounds reasonable. Bargain, no, but take your ass to Sears (or Harbor Freight) if you don't get it.