I know it's hyperbole, but at that rate one person would evaporate from shaving approximately every week :(

I laughed at the afterthought spoiler warning:

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
(warning: spoilers!)

We've been lacking a proper supervillian in the real world, but I think Joyce McKinney is coming close.

#19 That what I thought he said until your post lead me to read it again.

#3: I'm going to assume that at least half of the men whose last name is Downey don't take Jr. as a suffix, but by necessity, take Sr. instead. :)

Awesome, but what about fainting goats?

I wonder what course of studies one has to take in order to pursue a career in the Meat Sciences?

#17: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife

So does this mean she is a pack-rat?

#9 Oh god, the terrorist are using RAZORS now!?

Oh God; that's how I spell pedophile when trolling craigslist.

I'm sorry, did I just read that somebody wants me to pay thirty dollars to shit in a cardboard box?

I don't mean to be inflammatory, but there are quite a few crybabies here. I'm not sure which meaning of "post" BB is using here, but we have two options:

#1 "Post" refers to the updates to the BB blog itself. They've written several endorsing snippets about Violet Blue as kind of a sexuality activist. If she crossed a line, and they no longer felt like they could endorse her, then it's entirely reasonable that they would withdrawal that support.

#2 "Post" refers to user comments. If Violet Blue left comments that were inappropriate for the blog, then if they were deleted it would be no different than removing the posts of anybody else who spams, flames, or trolls. This is standard maintenance for any blog. I doubt they would "censor" her just for disagreeing, or being controversial (which is what they seemed to have loved her for in the first place).

And either way, they didn't chisel her name off every corner of the blog; all references to her are still available in the archive, and if you don't trust that then there's an independent archive as well.

If you're terribly curious about what caused the withdrawal of support, then go read VB's blog; that's my next stop.

Ah, but there are multiple servers you can log into, right? So there are multiple Azeroths coexisting side-by-side. This is why it seems so dense. It's like the time cube :)

Wonderfully creepy. I loved it!

#80: And thus starting the secret blood feud that ends in one of our tragedies of the 20th century.

I was expecting an Aphex Twin song to start by the time it finished.

#8: "If you don't smoke Terrytons, fuck you!"

#7: Google for "Goober Grape"

And we're all shocked because models are never photoshopped in advertisements. Why would these people ruin the good, honest trade of marketing with their subtle deception?

#3 isn't it considered cheating when having you head blown off only means you have to postpone you plans for the next three days?

The boy was expelled and lead of by police after being tasered. The thief's parents have sued the school and won a settlement of 15 million AUD.

That picture seems strangely sexual.

The obvious solution is to make haunted robots.

"six single girls share a dormitory at Brunel University, London, where scientists from the Kinsey Institute perform sexual experiments on them"

I wish I could comment on this without making light of such an important study. :(

Ah, just what a new baby needs: the feeling of being loved and held by cold, dead, disembodied hands.

Clearly, the hairdresser is a terrorist.

Satire, right?

Right?

#1: "the little piece of my soul that gets squicked died"

That was the weak part. You're stronger now :)

Gravity pods is neat, but I can't get past level 7 (or is it 8?). 8.7 is too little, 8.8 is too much :(

#1 String theory is a model, and if it can help to understand our universe then fine; if it predicts things that we did not know and can verify with experiment, then it can be validated as a useful model. So far, it's just a really neat idea.

#2 The temperature being infinite is meaningless, in that temperature is a relative measure of energy. When you have all of existence in a singularity, there's nothing for there to be a relative measurement to. It's like trying to comment on the wavelength of the sound of one hand clapping. :D

It seems the Link goes to a Wikipedia entry on electroacoustic sounds. The link to the actual sounds is this:

http://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/multimedia/sounds/

I'll chip in. #3 and #4 have it right together. The bud is indeed the flower, but if it you let it blossom then it's time to set that plant aside for breeding instead of smoking.

I don't think it would screw up aiming. Guns are heavy, and most of the weight is in the handle, where the clip inserts. (Incidentally, that's why you couldn't put the batteries there, #11.)

There are plenty of things that go on the end of firearms: flashlights, laser pointers, bayonets, grenade launchers. Granted those last two aren't common on pistols :) Still, it would only take one training session to overcome any difference in weight, and it would affect speed rather than accuracy anyways.

That being said, there are plenty of custom designed holsters for Gun X with Option Y, so I'm sure that there's one for this combination too.

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