The TSA reminds me of the cops in Idiocracy:

Joe: (Moving to the 'Out' line of the prison) I was supposed to be in the release line.

Guard: (Squinting dumbly)
You forgot your paperwork, dumbass.
(Lets Joe leave)

Having worked for several car dealerships, including Ford, I got a good chuckle out of the ad. One of the observations I made during my career was: The bigger the cross, the bigger the liar. I had a sales manager who had a four inch gold crucifix that must have weighed ten pounds. He bragged about making his own parents pay full-gross when they bought a car from him. A lot of my fellow sales people would attend church to make sales contacts--when they were in private they would make fun of the 'suckers'. I observed that the worst 'snakes' (salespeople who stole customers from fellow salespeople) were often the most pious.

I wonder if Keiffe and Sons displays the 8 Commandments in their showroom? (They would have to omit the parts about bearing false witness and stealing--and edit out any reference to 'coveting.')

I am sure that Mr. Keiffe's faith is as large as his ample gut, and as thin as the grease used to slick back his hair.

A scary scenario for you all:
Blackwater is currently doing work on behalf of the Colombian government involving drug enforcement and interdiction. (AFAIK this is where the Tucanos will be utilized.) Blackwater, is a mercenary outfit--what if one of the cartels were to offer them a better deal, say 50% of the American revenue for cocaine and marijuana in return transporting, distributing, and protecting their product. Blackwater owns at least one large airliner--a Boeing 767 if my memory is correct--and has the ability to fly into and out of the country with little or no oversight. Blackwater's officers would have a fiduciary duty to their investors to pursue such an alliance. The payoffs would be in the billions per year and would allow the company to grow in size and influence.