Y'all just hate good music. You can have your Bell Biv Devoes and Vampire Weekends. I'm going with Sammy Johns and the rest of my Time Life AM Gold classics.

My mom is saggy and wrinkly and grey. Whenever I see her she's still my beautiful mommy.

I just saw their ad in Atomic Ranch magazine and thought the same thing as #1. Thanks for posting this because it would have taken me another month to finally forget enough times to remember to do this.

Are there any stations that still sign off, leaving you to bathe in the after glow of fuzz?

I feel completely vindicated that comics are not included. Proves what I've always believed - gaming and comics do not mix.

I'll be eating the vegetarians to get my protein source.

If MTV declared the reality show dead, I might be prone to hearing them out. Music...not so much.

It's a Minkman!

Is "regret" legalese for sorry? That sounds more like "we're embarrassed we were found out."

@Eliot: I was really looking forward to seeing identical ads comparing Rosa Parks and the VT shootings. Dang.

It's like I heard in ad school all the time - there are no original ideas left.