Is there one in the shape of an old Cobra CB Radio that I can eat with an RC Cola?

Wait. Wouldn't this just create a more confused child?

Also news to nobody, hungry babies will nurse, like it or not. Insert nipple into baby's mouth, and they start sucking away. I don't believe for one second that a fanny pack with speakers in it will make them more inclined to do so. I'll take my chances with millions of years of evolution, thanks.

Maybe the Amazon combo deal will offer one of these with a cell booster antenna.