#6: "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!" The Dept. Of Homeland Insecurity strikes again. I put them along the MPAA and RIAA. SCUM.

#2: You're right. It's a Moai similar to what they have on Rapa Nui. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moai

#11: Really miss him. And I'll pass the dental floss to you. The good stuff, from Montana.

I like your wit. I can see you?

Takuan, come on bye sometime.

Egoboo.

The government protects who?

The dinosaurs weren't the only ones with tiny brains.

And set phasers to 'vibrate'.

YES! Whip me, beat me, make me wear pointy ears.

#11: BLEH!

Very proud EFF member...

As the recession gets worse, this may come in handy.

Eggcellent. Sorry, but it had to be done.

And you can breath the air and drink the water here.

I want robot cleavage.

With the price of gas getting forever higher, a version for people should be coming soon.

And, of course, whoever screwed up won't be punished...

#23: They already take them into the Army and Marines. If you're breathing, they'll waver almost anything.

#12: I lived in northern Cambridgeshire for 3 years at just the wrong time. Now, even vampires shun me.

Speaking of Fairy Portals: http://www.urban-fairies.com/index.html

Cory. Think about it.

"Thieves, thieves, tramps and thieves."

From my old job:

Weathermen do it with lightning strokes.

Weather forecasters do it with crystal balls.

Hmmmmmmmmm. First the article disappears. Next, Mr. Bryant decides to go swimming while carrying his favorite anchor. Case closed, say the cops.

Would it be possible to introduce Ben Stein to a small island far away from the rest of us? We could go check on him in 30 years to see if HE'S changed.

Now can you give us the FOX version?

Interesting. I never had any trouble Posting. But I would always get an error message when I logged out.

Well --- Brazil (not Nathan) has been doing it for years. China has just put restrictions on the export of fertilizers. As usual, I'm lost?

Takuan. Did I miss some thing? "welcome home, Noen"

Agreed, it's not the same when you're actually starving and will eat anything that will fill your belly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clay_eating

There's nothing wrong with mommy that Prozac and a daily bottle of scotch won't fix.

Yup, I get the same thing on both the primary and secondary Links. "The requested URL /blog/archives/vintage/ was not found on this server."

Dementia among the elderly is so sad.

The good news is that Aliens have ceased doing anal probes. The bad news, since the Heathrow security folks can't take finger prints, they have.

Being picky, slowmatch was used in matchlock rifles. Flints in flintlock rifles.

Actually it's a very famous moment. Al Gore inventing the Internet.

#2 Sorry, only the NSA/CIA version does.

You can find REAL Wasabi at Nirmala's Kitchen http://www.nirmalaskitchen.com/japan_tin2.php versus Western Wasabi which is the colored horseradish stuff. BIG difference.

#4 Try EFF. (Proud Member)

"Let experienced officers decide what action to take." Looking at their past history, they'll blow your brains out. But they'll say that they're sorry afterwards.

TSA Turkeys Standing Around. Yes folks, you saw it here first on 1MAR08. They steal from you and expect you to say thanks. I LOVE the Gov.

Democracy: Stupidity exhibited at ALL levels of the government.

Earthlings! We come in peace!