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djam

Website: http://www.breadmarket.co.uk

Bio: A Bio full of nothing! but i've written guides and tips on personal finance; information including money making ideas, credit cards for people with bad credit, bad credit loans, debt consolidation and many others..

8-year-old boy suspended for sniffing marker

April 15, 2008 2:13pm

Oh no, markers are classed as an "intoxicating substance"! I wonder where this principle gets his facts from, if what he claims were true, they wouldn't be on shelves in shops everywhere.

Home computing, circa 1970

April 15, 2008 2:01pm

its amazing how far computing has come, today those kids would be weilding their Wii-motes in instead!

Cool collaborative art project: 10k people draw a $100 bill

April 10, 2008 10:55am

am a bit skeptical, 10,000 people, each working on a different area and no overlap?

Mafia boss: seven rules for running a successful business

April 10, 2008 10:48am

they're successful at making money through various means but they're yet to come up with a fomula for not getting caught!

Dick Cheney's shades reflect a strange being

April 10, 2008 10:42am

nope, its simply Dick Cheney's next target, why do you think he's smiling?!

Florida sells unlimited water-pumping rights in drought-stricken State Park to Nestle for $230

April 10, 2008 10:36am

wow, even I could've afforded that, what did they do to get such good graces?

Dave Hill, Jedi Master in training.

April 7, 2008 3:06pm

Lousy Jedi, 100years more training required!

Flinstones car victory in court

April 7, 2008 2:56pm

I find it hard to believe that peddling, however well engineered, can generate enough power to move a car of that mass. unless it only travels downhill!

Special license plates shield officials from traffic tickets

April 7, 2008 2:48pm

it's amazing where you can find loopholes, city coucils can work around this by pounding the car instead of giving a ticket.

Vlog (Xeni): Tibet report - monks forced to participate in staged videos.

April 6, 2008 11:49am

I watched a report the other day, it alleged that the population of Tibet has declined since the Chinese occupation; 6 million before and 5 million now. Where else in the world has the population declined over the last 50 years?

CHAIRman Mao

April 6, 2008 11:41am

Wouldn't you feel like a pervert sitting on the man's lap?

CHAIRman Mao

April 6, 2008 11:36am

I hearby sensor this chair. it shall not be seen by the people of China or the rest of the world. How dare you depict the great Mao in this way!!

Mechanical wondercycle exercisulator of 1931

April 6, 2008 11:31am

it looks like the machine would put more strain on your neck than you can exercise your body. Maybe that elastic attachment should be around the man's shoulders rather than over the head.

Door-chain maze

April 2, 2008 4:45pm

Great concept, no more keys! but imagine coming home drunk!

Paul Smith's Boombox Briefcase

April 2, 2008 4:36pm

they're not serious, $400 bucks for a piece of fabric (not even leather)? how much effort could they have possibly put into designing that?
It looks like something out of a high school design contest, wouldn't even be the winner!

Fuji makes you sign bizarre EULA to buy a camera

April 2, 2008 4:05pm

what's to stop people from filling in fake information? and if they're so worried about who they sell it to, why put it in mainstreet shops? just sell them to the CIA!

Vlog (Xeni): Tunisian vloggers pwn us at the art of political remixes / Ethan Zuckerman

April 2, 2008 4:00pm

I never knew Tunisia's government was a dictatorship, its never in the news!

Military Report: Secretly 'Recruit or Hire Bloggers'

March 31, 2008 3:30pm

Jack #6, that's a crazy explanation, why wouldn't they just bolt it on a table?

Cupcake Cutthroats: muffin-shaped electric art cars gone wild.

March 31, 2008 3:19pm

for a minute i thought they were edible!

Vintage cocaine party photos

March 31, 2008 3:04pm

before credit cards in toilet cubicles there were briefcases!

Haunting photos of a rotting wooden coaster

March 31, 2008 2:58pm

I wouldn't go on a wooden roller coaster but suprisingly they have a good safety record!

Today is Run Some Old Web Browsers Day!

March 31, 2008 2:47pm

looks ancient but add some fancy css to it, and it would fit right in with todays websites. i guess not much has changed!

Sarah Milstein, the newest Happy Mutant!

March 29, 2008 6:25pm

Welcome Sarah!!!

Chase Mortgage leaked memo shows "cheats and tricks" used to give out unqualified mortgages

March 29, 2008 6:21pm

They play these games on ordinary people and get a government bail-out when they mess up, the victims are left to fend for themselves!

Elephant paints an elephant

March 29, 2008 6:16pm

Animal abuse, this animal should be playing in mud with other elephants, not perfoming to please tourist

British Airways loses 15-20,000 bags since Thursday at supremely b0rked Heathrow Terminal 5

March 29, 2008 5:45pm

They should change the name to terminally flawed!

Unusually-named toy doll sets

March 29, 2008 4:35pm

Someone mentioned that they're made by a Thai company, maybe they didn't reseach american demographics well enough!

Brilliant cycling awareness safety video

March 27, 2008 1:10pm

A bit unbalanced; at the beginning they tell us specifically what to look for. In normal circumstances people just observe without concentrating on anything specific.

Comcast says they'll stop blocking filesharing.

March 27, 2008 1:02pm

So we should assume comcast customers are the most ardent filesharers!

State Department makes bank by outsourcing passport production to dodgy overseas contractors

March 27, 2008 12:57pm

Since the government is finding new ways to make money, will they reduce taxes now?

Sisters rescued from horrific circus sideshow

March 27, 2008 12:52pm

amazing that these things can happen in western europe.

Vegan strippers

March 27, 2008 12:46pm

mmmmm, i can't imagine alot of veegans are into strip teese! bad idea.

Comparing food products with their package photos

March 25, 2008 4:18pm

We all know advertisers like to exergurate, i'd be suprised if anything came out as advertised.

Home DNA paternity test

March 25, 2008 3:20pm

imagine your wife walking in on you with this thing, all the trust would go out the window!

Japanese ads downplay URLs, encourage searches

March 25, 2008 3:00pm

thats poor advertising, what if your rival outranks you in the search results?
Or maybe they lack confidence in their websites

Is Fred and Sharon's movie production business real or performance art?

March 25, 2008 2:53pm

Given sharon's level of enthusiasm i wonder who'd hire them. Hoax, and a bad!

Hardy li'l critters will be first tested in open space

March 19, 2008 9:05am

they look like prawns too, alians might try and eat them!

Guy overdubs his atrocious guitar playing over Clapton concert

March 17, 2008 3:31pm

i'd like to hear the original! the sax is hillarious

What do you Make? video

March 17, 2008 3:17pm

One guy makes babies, another makes an all-in-one beer machine?

BB Gadgets: Big Dog robotic pack mule on ice and snow

March 17, 2008 2:55pm

very impressive, it knows how to stablise and avoid falling over.

Most excellent Spitzer-related media gaffe: CNN

March 13, 2008 4:34pm

They shouldn't appologise at all, he's the right person; first-hand experience!

Record industry's 20 biggest, stupidest mistakes

March 13, 2008 4:03pm

you have to admire people like Dick Rowe; annoyed at the popularity of an Unsigned band?

Papercraft ceiling-cat

March 13, 2008 3:46pm

very clever!!

Art film of zits being popped

March 13, 2008 3:43pm

urrgh, amazing what people are willing to do in the name of art!

Over 700,000 people are on terrorist watchlist, according to US gubmint

March 13, 2008 3:40pm

If close to a million people were actually terrorists, the United States would be in trouble. this it a waste of government money

Sex-trade clients speak

March 12, 2008 2:42pm

It seems there's a lot of money in this business; client #9 was being charged $4,000 a pop!
This is probably more profitable than drugs!

8th grade honor student suspended for buying candy from classmate

March 12, 2008 2:36pm

Are they trying to ban candy? if so it's a bad idea to suspend the buyer and let the seller stay; there are bound to be other takers amongst his classmates!

Woman sat on toilet for two years

March 12, 2008 2:28pm

how did she survive? No shower/bath, no cloth changing, no exercise for 2 years. Why did it take the boyfriend 2 years to call the police?

All the water and air on earth gathered into spheres and compared to the Earth

March 11, 2008 6:08pm

the water marbal seems a little small considering how deep the oceans are.

The data system that nailed Spitzer and prostitution ring

March 11, 2008 5:51pm

It's hard to feel sorry for him; he was always tough on other people, he knew what he was doing was a crime!

Alleged CD-bootlegger abandoned in solitary jail cell, left to drink own urine

March 11, 2008 5:29pm

Now it's the bailiff on the backfoot, she'll sure make some money out of them; if a thief who injured himself jumping over his victims fence can win a lawsuit, she definately can!

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