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Website: http://varsztat.com

Bio: This space for rent.

High tech hurts bowling's credibility

May 13, 2008 10:20am

Super C.A.T.S.? All your balls are belong to us!

Pirate Bay: Cop that raided us is Warner Brothers employee

April 18, 2008 6:38pm

big corrupt penis
This is full of win.

Female anatomy cross-stitch

April 18, 2008 12:14pm

This would be a good opportunity to use the word crotch-stitch.

Rent a HAL robot suit for $1000

April 17, 2008 11:34am

Nebbish and sunken-chested, a spindly and asthmatic ectomorph...
I think you're trying a wee bit too hard.

Inside-out staircase

April 14, 2008 7:58am

Mainja, apparently we made the same mistake.

Inside-out staircase

April 14, 2008 3:36am

I think it would make much more sense, if the inner part was higher up, and the outer part just above the ground. I'm feeling a bit of vertigo just looking at the thing. Can I has handrail?

Short story reads like the first page of Snow Crash, recombined and awesome -- Leonard Richardson's "Mallory"

April 2, 2008 2:35pm

Zack: actually, there was no post #2 before mine, and I haven't noticed my error until now...

Short story reads like the first page of Snow Crash, recombined and awesome -- Leonard Richardson's "Mallory"

April 2, 2008 9:48am

#2: go choke on an olive-green portable typewriter.

Bomb squad detonates suspicious turnip

March 14, 2008 10:49am

Love the writeup.

Uncle Dirty photo essay

March 4, 2008 7:02am

Okay, this was great, except the bending over pic.

Eco Button: Save Energy By Buying Something Unnecessary

February 4, 2008 9:41am

@6: Have you considered, you know, a Mac?

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