My fiancee just broke her card on accident. When she gets a new one, I'm a gonna dissect the old one, find out where the chip is, and drill a hole in mine to disable it. They shouldn't attach this stuff to us without asking. 90% of the people I know(ditto myself) aren't even savvy enough to use it, so they're obviously just government operatives disguised as bankers who want to track our daily movements via secret spy satellites.

I would love to see these two face off in a brutal game of chess.

Hear, hear on the unicorn chaser. I feel nauseous. urp.

um....where is my unicorn chaser? really there should be no question here. my poor curious eyeballs.