Semiotix (#10) has made my morning.

Xuyu, I think what you mean to say is "...but then I'M NOT IN A HURRY!" or "...but then I HAVE AN INDWELLING CATHETER!" or maybe "...but then I LIVE IN MY CAR!"

Taking DNA is completely unnecessary. If a child is exhibiting behaviours that may eventually lead to criminal activity, just take them out and shoot them.

No one should have to gamble their health against changing their travel plans--especially if they're 14 and have a medical condition. To say otherwise is just absurd. If you were diabetic and had paid $2000 for a plane ticket and the TSA decided to dump all your insulin, would you seriously be blaming yourself?

Okay, I've read through all this and I'm trying to wrap my mind around something. This is a debate about whether or not to ban plastic knuckles and there's no serious mention of banning other weapons like--oh, I don't know--guns? (Not lexan guns, just regular old-fashioned bullet-shooting people-killing guns.)

I'm glad the mother has a sense of humour about it, but this is about as appalling a story as you can get.

Actually, the one to use is Thermaclear. It's cheaper, faster and generally more effective. As well, you only need to replace the tip once a year or so (with the Zeno it's as frequent as once a month). I bought my bf one off of eBay (the company doesn't sell in or ship to Canada) and it works well for him when nothing else did.

Disclaimer: I am not a shill, paid or unpaid. I am an ordinary human being just like yourself.

That was great--Joel is funny and smart, and entertaining to watch. His analysis of the products was good, and I was especially glad to hear him address the features and prices of these items.

This is an excellent idea. I'm looking forward to seeing more of these videoblogs from all of you.

Ah, the voting machines make snowballs too? I thought they had to be useful for something.

Once again though, "only good as a novelty." Sigh.

Regardless of how it feels, this is the least erotic looking sex toy in the world. Stick your dick in a hair dryer, why don't you. (A hair dryer with lips, no less.) It makes the fleshlight look like Tera Patrick.

Isn't the truth about female desire one of those things you can find out by asking, you know, women? Are they in such short supply? Are they incapable of speaking? Are they too looking for the truth about female desire, or are they withholding the truth for some hitherto unknown reason? Isn't it in their best interest to tell the truth? And why is it necessary to perform "sexual experiments" on them, whatever those are, like some kind of lab animals?

Yeesh.

Entirely superfluous today? I think not! I want one of these immediately!