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More on moonwalker Edgar Mitchell's claim that space aliens have visited earth
July 25, 2008 6:43pm
HOWTO deal with an anaconda bite
July 23, 2008 6:37am
Internet Survival Tip #113, Section 5 - Snake Bites: While using the machete method, it is best to make certain you correctly and accurately judge the distance from the tip of the snake's mouth to the end of your hand. See also Captain Hook, Luke Skywalker.
US patent judges aren't actually patent judges -- "catastrophic" mistake
May 6, 2008 7:07am
Interested readers can learn more and download some of the documents from Dennis Crouch's Patently-O blog, if you can make out all the acronyms:
APJ - Administrative Patent Judge
BPAI - Board of Patent Appeals and Interferences
CAFC - Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit
PTO - Patent and Trademark Office
USC - United States Code
http://www.patentlyo.com/patent/2008/04/challenge-to-bp.html
Brainscans of future thought
April 14, 2008 1:03pm
What would happen if the researchers gave the subjects a small shock each time the prefrontal cortex lit up? Would they ever press the button?
Satellite to be junked because lunar flyby is patented
April 11, 2008 10:15am
So let me get this straight....
SES put up a satellite into the wrong orbit, then they had internal discussions about how to correct the orbit so the satellite would work for a little while, then Boeing found out about the secret internal plan, then Boeing sent a transcript of the secret plan to their IP department, then the Boeing IP department sent a cease and desist letter to SES, then SES decided to let the satellite plummet to earth and collect the insurance.
Sure people, that’s how the alien spaceship fell at Roswell too. Damn you Boeing with your secret cease and desist letters.
Keep up the good fight, copy fighters!
Vintage sexist coffee TV commercial
April 15, 2008 3:09pm
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I live in Phoenix, and I can certify that "Dr." Lynne Kitei is another head case. So many people looking for answers and attention, so few aliens. Oh well, both should have their degrees revoked.