Logo was my first introduction to programming 16 years ago when I was 6. I remember typing spelling mistakes and it would respond "I don't know how to $COMMAND"

It didn't take long until we learned to type f**k myself and it would respond:

"I don't know how to f**k myself"

Ahhh... the good old days.

Hooray! Videos of Bangkok lady-boys are available to all of Thailand again. I wonder how long it will last...

The threshold on America's terrorist assignment is not yet refined. People who wear anti-Bush shirts are terrorists according to American government.

When I read: "A giant, interactive map on a pull-down screen at the front of the office space switches to a nondescript picture of the center's logo." It reminded me of the scene in Men In Black where they're tracking every Alien in the country, I'm sure it's what the TSC is based on.

Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!

I seem to be seeing this type of thing more and more; what we could be seeing is evolution in action. If Jeshuah turns out to be a fantastic piano player and others wish to procreate, this is darwins theory confirmed absolutely.

Is 1 in 2000 right, I must know more than 2000 people and none of them have more than the standard ten.

12 toes and fingers... ewww.