my initial thought was "Ohhh Calculon"

We have a couple of these and I'm positive that this isn't an accident. Someone has hacked it to say this stuff. I've looked into it and its really easy to change what elmo says (it's just wave files played in certain orders).

Officials at our polling place told my wife not to worry that she wasn't on the list of registered voters, because "It's really just a beauty contest" and it's "not that important".

i live in Havasu and what a bummer this is. the kid that just died was only 14.

From a christian point of view, the old testament levitical laws (the ones about eating pork and facial hygiene) were made null and void* upon Jesus' arrival. Looks like an interesting read nonetheless.

*Matthew 5:17

What an odd turn of events Santos.